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they/them ♤ cat mom ♧ writing major ☆ nbc's hannibal enthusiast ♡ heated rivalry psychosis ○ multifandom ◇mdni

[will-graham-coded]

~Blog Intro~

Always open to be moots <3

My original posts are all Hannibal centric, but I reblog random shit constantly (other fandoms listed below)

PLEASE mdni, I share mature content

Homophobs, racists, transphobs, pedos, non-con weird shit, etc, will not be tolerated in any form. My blog is a safe space for minorities and weirdos and those who just want to pretend they don't exist

I have OCD (and somewhat diagnosed ADHD), and I will always advocate for normalizing OCD, proper education on the disorder, and proper treatment

In constant state of gay panic. Someone buy me dinner pls. Willing to uhaul if you're okay with cats and a fish tank and depressive episodes and also I'm poor and the cost of living will probably kill me🫶

I've been hyperfixated on Hannibal since 2022-ish. I watched the s2 finale in a math class (that I wasnt even enrolled in) and cried and the teacher went "Hannibal again? Actually, I don't wanna know" (he yaks at the sight of blood)

Some Other Interests: DC Universe, Bob's Burgers, Taylor Swift, Superwholock, Banana Fish, Marvel, Hunger Games, OLIVIA BENSON, Augustina Bazterrica, musical theatre, Percy Jackson, poetry, art for social justice, yadayada

This really got away from me, peace out

[beatricenius]

My personal favorites from my little series of alternative canon moments - these are inspired by scenes from Sorbet, Yakimono, Mizumono and The Wrath of the Lamb. 

[incorrectbatfam]

[texting]

Selina: Where are you?

Bruce: I'm coming hoe.

Bruce: *home

*message not delivered*

Bruce: *Home

*message not delivered*

Bruce: *HOME

*message not delivered*

Bruce: Fucking piece of shit.

Selina: *typing*

[qlyo]

kinger and his creations

[suspiciouscrispybacon]

to the rescue

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[marsbarzsworld]

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: What could Dick be doing that involves bikinis, finger painting, and hot peppers?

Cass: *whispers in Jason’s ear*

Jason: Ew!

Barbara: What did she say?

Jason: Nothing, she stuck her tongue in my ear!

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x10 - “Naka-Choko”

[will-graham-coded]

How am I supposed to sleep without my bedtime stories

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[trickythedino]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[mallowwing]

😭 Right in the middle of a fic too

[tonycantspell]

At this point, my main use of Tumblr is to see if ao3 is down for everyone

[linen-lavender]

AO3 is down.

I had fanfiction lined up. Feelings to feel. Emotional damage to willingly walk into.

And now? I’m just sitting here.

Clueless. Unread. Dumb as hell.

What am I supposed to do?? 😭

Talk to people? Go outside??

Nah, I’m refreshing the page like a feral raccoon until it comes back. Don’t look at me.

[offline-crowbot]

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics

[ftm-will-graham]

gmail offering to ai summarize my email KILL YOURSELF!!!!!! I CAN READ MY OWN EMAILS!!!!!!!! I AM AN ADULT I CAN READ AND WRITE WITHOUT A MACHINE DOING IT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[incorrectbatfam]

Harley: Today I discovered my wife has me in her phone as "Harleen Quinzel."

Selina: Could be worse. One of my stepsons has his brother in his phone as "Spare Parts."