Lighting a flamethrower > cursing the darkness

Hi, I'm James and I've got no fucking clue what's going on. Planning on studying biology and chemistry soon if my stupid job lets me back on my night shifts. ☆ - They/Them, He/Him - Demisexual/Biromantic - INFJ - ☆

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[amiru-shrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES

[grimlygroovy-deactivated2015051]

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

[sabrebash]

she can LEAVE???

[hexmaniacmareen]

CONTAINMENT BREACH

[teaboot]

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

[teaboot]

Did you just know this

[sunshine-tattoo]

guess every rooster on earth bout to die then

[aemelia]

I love writing. Would love to do it again someday

[aemelia]

I see this is resonating lmfao

[hoothootmotherf-ckers]

an under-discussed feature of chronic illness + pain is how fucking boring it is. Like I know that I will get better and stop hurting if I lie down with my eyes closed in a quiet dark room but holy fucking shit if I do that for five more minutes today I’m going to totally lose my marbles.

[sisyphusshrugged]

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

[joeyclaire]

[acybersw0rld-moved-deactivated2]

chris is literally nonbinary

[pinxberri]

ppl really do just say "cisgender" for anyone who isnt "trans enough" huh

[purefake]

this is literally just how ppl treat nonbinary amabs

[thedorkdionysia]

alright fuck it reblog this I'm curious to see how fast it gets flagged

[grandpasauce]

Can I say something that blows my mind about Varric and Solas’ relationship? Imo Varric was THIS close to actually convincing Solas. we all talk about romanced Lavellan almost getting him to admit everything and possibly give up his plans, but we neeeeddddd to give Varric props like this man was really about to convince a whole ass god (literally named Pride) that he is wrong, that going through with some self destructive attempt at rectifying ur mistakes by destroying the world is Not the proper way to process ur grief, and Varric doesn’t even know he’s doing it. Varric really is the party bard fr the charisma score on this man………..

yes I’m talking about the man on the island banter. Every time I hear it I tear my hair out because VARRIC you almost HAD HIM he was CRUMBLING I just KNOW IT

[gayjimothy]

wow rude pt 2

[politijohn]

[haunted-jpg]

everyone’s favorite slut, James “Tits out” Kirk 

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

This dudes trapped In Kabul now btw

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[chaot1an-deactivated20211209]

bit of a pickle

[afloweroutofstone]

Following this dumbass’ adventures today has been the only silver lining on a very awful day of news

[joofers-the-red-deactivated2022]

Leaving out one of the best parts

[dreams-and-bones]

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

[stainedglassfish-deactivated202]

it just keeps getting better

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

[maramahan]

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

[ghostlypawn]

this video is making me SOB

[astro-biologist]

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