My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

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My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
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don’t fucking look at me
u: *saves the game* ur brain:
clown (self diagnosed)
hear noises
pause music
complete silence
play music
hear noises again
if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am, i’m sorry
“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety
hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden
waiter smacking their ass on your table so the dishes rattle: can i interest you in an appetiser?
you: i’ll have garden
waiter: wrong answer you stupid weaboo bitch. we onlu serve olive and now i have to kill you
me: feels emotion related to trauma brain: D I S S O C I A T E
cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it