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Welcome. I'm awkward and shit. Join me.Expect nothing and you will be surprisingly happy with what you get.

[4soy-deactivated20161208]

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

[potato]

thats none of your business

[thebigspoon]

About to be in trouble

So I go to a catholic university and I’m in their second biggest program the theater program. We are doing Hansel and Grettle the musical but since we have a guest director she decided to change a lot of stuff and it’s now about sex trafficking. None of the advertisements for the show said this and there was no rating so people might bring kids. The show is very graphic. I’m sitting ready to open in about 10 mins. I know we are about to get a bunch of nuns, old people with season tickets, and parents with little kids and people are going to be angry.

[elf-grass]

BEST CHARACTER in BEST GAME

[secretvideogamesecret]

[evipineschi]

[thebigspoon]

I will not be this therapist

[meladoodle]

when he licks his lips seductively

[fallingpandas]

what the fuck is that thing?

[meladoodle]

my boyfriend :)

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog bios that will hilariously remind you of somebody you know 

(#5 @ralphienyc)

[babyanimalgifs]

Damn that’s a cute ass

[onlytwitterpics]

[best-of-memes]

What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’

[but-deans-back-tho]

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

[delusion-of-negation]

The comment that saved the comic

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who makes it harder to go to sleep but easier to get up every morning

[stephencolbertly]

But Alec Baldwin sometimes does a mean impression of you on TV, so it’s basically the same, isn’t it?

[asapscience]

😂 [Via LastWeekTonight]

[latenighthostmemes]

tag yourself: late night host edition

[mybadinfluence]

[letjohnoliversayfuck]

“Intimacy” homeboy hit me hard with that one

[weavemama]

this is hands down the best “the floor is…” meme omfg

[husbandcinnamon]

you can tell he is trying his hardest