少年江湖物语

Sporadic updates ll Mostly based on the drama

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Zhao Qingfeng: There are 6 chairs and 9 of us. What do we do?

Xiao Lin: Bring three more chairs

A Fu: Everyone stands

Ji Chuan: The best six of us can sit down

Dr. Yan: Kill three

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Ji Chuan, after Wen Zhanglao's assassination attempt: I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed.

Doctor Yan: I'm sorry, you were STABBED?!

Ji Chuan: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.

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Zhao Qingfeng: Alright, give me your hair dryer.

A Fu: What are you talking about?

Zhao Qingfeng: Don't you carry one in your purse?

A Fu: ...Have you ever met a human woman?

*later*

Zhao Qingfeng: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

Yue Qingqing: Of course, I'm not an animal.

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Happy New Year!!!

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*At the apothecary*

Doctor Yan: Hi, how are you?

Zhao Qingfeng: I'm well, thank you.

Doctor Yan: Get the fuck out then

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Yue Qingqing: It's kinda cold...

Wei Qi: Here, take my jacket.

Yue Qingqing: I love you.

Wei Qi: God, we're such the... Perfect couple

Xiao Lin: I'm cold too...

A Fu: Well damn, Xiao Lin! I can't control the weather!

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Ji Chuan, teaching Doctor Yan how to drive: Okay, you’re driving and Zhao Qingfeng and Xiao Lin walk into the road. Quick, which one do you hit?

Doctor Yan: Tough choice, but probably Zhao Qingfeng.

Ji Chuan: *sigh* The brakes, Yi Xiong, the brakes.

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Ji Chuan: I need some serotonin.

Zhao Qingfeng: *stands up*

Zhao Qingfeng: *sits back down*

Zhao Qingfeng: I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some.

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Costume designs for The Birth of the Drama King

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I know this isn’t why anyone follows me on here, but I’m translating a novel. 😱

It’s the basis of the web drama The Birth of the Drama King/少年江湖物语.

I’ve been posting a chapter a day and I just put up my translation for chapter 6 (one of my favorites) out of 82. It’s a fun read and I hope I’m doing it justice, so if you’re interested, please check it out!

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@allourheroes is doing a translation of the novel! It's both great and rare to see people being so dedicated to our tiny fandom, so please support them if you can!

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As a follow up to my previous post:

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oH

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As a follow up to my previous post:

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what do you mean this didn't happen

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Ji Chuan: Toss me my keys!

Zhao Qingfeng: *yeets JC's printer at him, destroying it in the process*

Ji Chuan: I said my keys...

Zhao Qingfeng: I thought you said printer!

Ji Chuan: why the fuck would i say printer-

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*Ji Chuan's tea set lies broken on the table*

Ji Chuan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

A Fu: *inhales* I did. I broke it-

Ji Chuan: No. No, you didn't. Xiao Lin?

Xiao Lin: Don't look at me. Look at Wei Qi.

Wei Qi: What? I didn't break it!

Xiao Lin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Wei Qi: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!

Xiao Lin: ...Suspicious.

Wei Qi: No, it's not!

Zhao Qingfeng: If it matters, probably not, but Lady Qingqing was the last one who used it-

Yue Qingqing: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!

Zhao Qingfeng: Oh? Then what were you doing by the tea set?

Yue Qingqing: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

A Fu: Okay, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it.

Ji Chuan: No! Who broke it?!

Zhao Qingfeng: ...Brother, Doctor Yan has been awfully quiet.

Doctor Yan: Really?! Oh my God-

*chaos ensues*

Ji Chuan, watching the world burn from the sides: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

...

Ji Chuan: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.