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[thebitchelorette]

were there always this many ads on here or am I boomering out

[cyarskaren52]

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thebitchelorette

new year, new ✨alleged✨ bachelor nation mess 🫢 a few months ago, rumors circulated via deuxmoi that two very unexpected people with opposite careers were dating. and now, Kaitlyn allegedly rang in the new year with Zac Clark, Tayshia’s ex.

quick reminder that KB and Tayshia cohosted the bachelorette together for two seasons while Tayshia was with Zac and Kaitlyn was still with Jason…which makes this potential pairing even messier 😬 thoughts?

🌹follow @thebitchelorette for more bachelor tea

[thebitchelorette]

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[puppynut]

smoking that shit that made me cursed forever to sleep on a twin sized mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life

[britomartis]

i be on her penis like aaaa hompf

[daggryet]

this is such a bad idea it's almost worse than him planning to use nfts to promote #teamseas

[daggryet]

the funniest thing about this shitshow is that all the content creators he invited? they're the guards

all the contestants are random people, competing for money. random people who need money and so they compete in the squid games against other random people who need money, while content creators are the guards.

i have never seen the point of a show fly so high over someone's head than with squid game and mr beast, nooo media analysis in his brain

[hiveswap]

How can a human being be so fucking dumb

[the-missing-number]

[loveysapphic]

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[pokemonpostsdaily]

[patrik-star]

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

[kaijuno]

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

[cheeselegstheblog]

[powerfulwizard]

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[45percenterthen]

you're from california ? like the hotel ?

[noahnomore]

[smashingpumpkinspicelattes]

[fourtccn]

okay this is so fucking hilarious let me summarize some info i found from the notes and from wikipedia:

-he was in office less than a year

-he disappeared literally in the middle of the day

-before the disappearance, he refused to have bodyguards until a sniper shattered his office window and then finally gave in EXCEPT FOR on holiday, which his wife later suggested “was to hide his extramarital affairs”. not important to the story but i think it’s kinda funny

-he thought air tanks were “inauthentic”?

-he had “‘incredible powers of endurance underwater’, and sometimes kept himself amused during parliamentary debates by seeing how long he could hold his breath”

-his friends were worried about him doing this and he once told his press secretary, "Look Tony, what are the odds of a prime minister being drowned or taken by a shark?"

-he almost drowned TWICE that year already

-one of the headlines that day was about his doctor advising him to swim less

-they named a pool in his honor

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[farmerzonly]

from the updated intro to fight club by chuck palahniuk:

[surprisebitch]

happy pride

[otherwindow]

[mysharona1987]

Jelly horror.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mareep-is-transfem]

no but like it's actually very fucked up how "sunday night blues" and midweek burnout are a thing.

The fact that most people spend significant parts of their weekends or mornings actively dreading going into work...like, do we realize how staggeringly unhealthy that is? how many people have been living under this giant weight of anxiety for most of their lives and just don't realize it? how many people have woken up and thought "I can't do this today", knowing that their only real choice is to figure out a way to do it so they have enough money to keep going? How many people are actively ignoring the demands of their bodies for a break?

and the worst part is that this is up to us. we let bosses and corporations do this to us. today's work weeks and wages and benefits and time off (or lack thereof) aren't designed out of necessity. they exist to increase your bosses' profit.

we don't need work weeks that are designed around maximum production with the bare minimum of time off businesses can get away with giving you. we don't need back-breakingly long hours, or artificially early school mornings, or wage slavery.

sometimes it seems like we've just, universally decided as a population that overworking oneself, ignoring your own needs for rest, and pushing through conditions that are detrimental to our mental and physical health to make money for someone else is...okay.

It doesn't have to be this way.

iww.org/membership

[mareep-is-transfem]

This blog is aggressively pro union, and if you have any questions about unionization in your workplace or workers rights people like @onebiguniondaily are a great start!

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

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