She's a Bitch

03' baby| If you have nothing nice to say, then fuck off. <3

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Please if someone can give me context on this picture cause WHAT THE FUCK IS 2009 F1 WORLD CHAMPION JENSON BUTTON DOING WITH 2 TIME EMMY WINNER NOAH WYLE???

[ummick]

"Guess who ❓" - september 4, 2023 📷 @.alpinef1team / twitter

[thebitchsaid]

Oh look it's mick with his big french boyfriend

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Charles: *playing the piano* Ugh! this isn't right!! Why isn't it right?!?!

Max: Cause you're playing it at A sharp not A flat *walks away*

Charles: what the hell??? *plays it in A flat and realizes it's right* WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!

Daniel: Yeah....Max has perfect pitch, he just can't sing......

Charles: OOH FUCK OFF, THIS TOO?!?!?!!?

[maxlambiase]

[thebitchsaid]

What intricate ritual? Him joking around after getting dicked so hard by the rb old men ig.

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Yuki: Don't come at me you french fuck I can beat your ass

Estaban: What are you gonna do, headbutt my ribcage?

Yuki: Say au revoir to your ankles you stupid cunt.

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Max: *Chit-chatting with Daniel (aka his dilf boyfie) after winning yet another race*

Charles: *glaring while screaming in his head* 'how does it feel?TO BE LIVING MY DREAM'

[lightsout-andawaywego]

Max and Lando are the same in that they both imprinted on the older teammate they had as teenagers and still talk about that ex teammate with a thick layer of lingering hero worship and crush-like wonder all these years later.

[thebitchsaid]

they both also had carlos as their first teammate

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Charles: *Almost commits vehicular manslaughter* hihihi ☺️ *anime girl blush*

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Lance: * sees Fernando getting close to George* Seb would never treat me like this. 😑

[prosennas]

[thebitchsaid]

the sad part is that Pierre could tweet this on a random Sunday morning and no one would bat an eye

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Chameleon Mick

Mick : *Had Seb for a grid dad* 😇☺️🙂

Mick: * Now has Lewis for a grid dad* 😎😏😒

[thebitchsaid]

Seb: *right after AM announced Fernando as their 2023 driver* Well, soon he'll be Your chaos gremlin.

Fernando: *confused as hell* wtf do you mean??????

time skip

Fernando: *after spending sometime as Lance's teammate* I get it now

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Fernando: *sees Lance get P6 with 2 injured hands an injured toe borderline committing war crimes* He's now my son

[idledylan]

Jenson gets a tap on the back to let him know he’s live on air mid-conversation with Christian.

Keep reading

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Is it just me or is Jenson getting thicker? like is he bulcking up.....

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Max : having a conversation with daniel is like having a conversation with two different people at once.

Daniel : no it's not!

*flashback*

Daniel : says something profound and nuanced.

Also Daniel in the same convo : hehehehehe yehaw! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[thebitchsaid]

GUNTHER STEINER THIS IS A FORMAL WARNING ; I HAVE LET YOU OFF FOR THE CRIMINAL SHIT YOU HAVE DON'T TO OUR MICK LAST SEASON, BUT DO THAT SHIT AGAIN AND I WILL FOK SMASH YOUR NOSE.

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Carlos: You know you should focus less on Max and more on everyone else.

Charles: I don't focus on Max!

Carlos: When's Max's birthday?

Charles: September 30th

Carlos: How many race wins does he have this year?

Charles: 15, 35 in total

Carlos: And where was he born?

Charles: Hasselt in Belgium.

Carlos: and what's MY racing number?

Charles: um.....it's....um....forty???-

Carlos: NO! 55!