[olliemnjones]

Here's a bunch of painting's I've done that are all available as prints here: Art Prints by Ollie Jones - INPRNT Thanks!

[goldswords]

I love stock photo sentences. This has been the new thing to repeat for me when things go wrong. A mentally ill man with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy man who is alone in his house is yelling.

[finalwomanarchive]

i’m always thinking about i shoulda gone dancing

[halondrus]

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[itmeansalot]

Aborted neighbour: I would have loved to do construction at 3am

[dogpuppy]

[girlmostlikely]

I don’t like people with super white teeth like why do you have a porcelain mouth. All my bitches got a dingy coffee/tea/smoke stained smile from enjoying the many dependencies of life.

[threedollarsdotcom]

gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file

[abyssaldyke]

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

[imdrinkingmiso]

you will meet a very smart man and you will think he can understand the inner workings of misogyny and how to properly treat women and it's important you know he will never!!

[spineless-lobster]

Shit man, this trojan war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hands to the sky and say “grey-eyed athena, strengthen my spear” or some similar shit, and he felled 27 men at once before being whisked away by divine mist. The narrator didn’t even mention him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is stuck with a bow and 2 arrows. I think I just heard “would to god my rage, my fury would drive me now to hack your flesh away and eat you raw” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[fivestrandbraid2]

You have destroyed and betrayed yourself for unfulfilling human contact

[baddingtonbitch]

i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate

[dogpuppy]

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible