Bittah_Wizard

Sadly, not an actual wizard. AO3: here - FFN: here - Wattpad: here

[ccrux00]

he ran after him btw. he noticed him leaving and followed him.

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[covenlesswitches]

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

[icecreamsandwichofficial]

Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time. she has mediocre sex a couple times with a guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay."

impeccable reasoning, no notes.

[gngerale]

HEATED RIVALRY, EPISODE 3 'HUNTER'

[scarliefrancis]

#merry crisis — Die Hard (1988) dir. John McTiernan

[bisexualisaaclahey]

teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

[thebittahwizard]

Will you accept my first born child or my hand in marriage? (I just read The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades, in 2 and 1/2 hours, oh my fucking god that was a masterpiece)

I won't lie, I am intrigued by the marriage proposal.

(I am in no way related to Rumpelstiltskin, so the kid thing is out, for sure.)

So I'll go with the classic: buy me dinner first 😉

I'm so glad you liked it! And I'm so glad to hear from you 🥳

[krossan]

when you say that to the person that you know won't hesitate

[wanologic]

it hits different when it’s not green

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[def-not-enjolras]

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

[surplus-of-sarcasm]

Thank you to everyone who has written a fanfic I have enjoyed < 3

[alphacrone]

genuinely the best part of leverage is the innocent bystanders who are willing to help out. sophie’s acting students. minimum wage workers they pay off. anyone else who can see they’re fucking over rich people. it’s exactly what i would do.

[breakfastatmiles]

He’ll always be her little brother

[wellwaterhysteria]

everyone in teen wolf season 3b: who is the nogitsune. this is too hard to figure out. we need to know who it’s possessing or we are Fucked forever. we need to find them. we need to solve this impossible riddle of who is being possessed Right Now. do you have any idea who it could be, stiles?

stiles:

[sototallynormaliswear]

[froggycakes]

lately i've been thinking "what if there was a show called hate on the spectrum and it's just about a bunch of autistic people who hate each other" and then i remembered it's always sunny in philadelphia exists