Unlike this blog's namesake I promise not to drown anyone

"I’m off to Hells begotten shores where men like me have sailed before, and they shall sail forever more in the name o’ the Black Matilda."- The Rumjacks

[i-like-swiss-cheese]

"The road to fascism is paved with people telling you to stop overreacting"

[detectivehole]

which of my household appliances am i most closely related to

[detectivehole]

genetically

[alyanas-little-hideout]

depends are we talking taxonomy or phylogeny?

[detectivehole]

taxonomy

[alyanas-little-hideout]

Refrigerator - upright - taller than it is wide - Has feet - Freestanding or was altered from a freestanding structure - Can be filled with food and/or liquids - Has fluids flowing through it to regulate temperature at the expense of energy. - Makes a lot of noise when its internals are exposed to outside air for too long.

[wlfb0ygrl]

runs

[cas-dyke]

“as a result of president trump’s efforts” DICK RIDERRRRRR DICK RIDER DICK RIDER

[troythecatfish]

[charbottan]

live laugh love and trans rights

[memewhore]

[official-mugi]

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

[hoodiegal]

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[vvvvvvvvvvvvv1-deactivated20260]

Conspiracy theory time. The reason good tech literacy stopped being taught in schools is simple. You don’t need good tech literacy to download a game or a movie, you do need it to pirate one. You don’t need tech literacy to sign up to something, you do need it to cancel. You don’t need tech literacy to accept the default settings which sell your data to everyone, you do need tech literacy to have a chance of navigating through the settings, though

[gerardwayslips]

Tik tok is dead, and here I come, crawling back to the swamp that raised me.

[hell-propaganda]

*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*

[kingoftealeafs]

But do you offer evil dental?

[hell-propaganda]

Of course??

I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy

[kingoftealeafs]

Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your  nefarious schemes and plots

[hell-propaganda]

Thank you. I’m overthrowing God

[flork-of-cows-official]

block

[flork-of-cows-official]

[surrealtiktoks]

[thefriendlylover]

The peacock. The music. The person leaping over a tombstone. The cemetery. It just works.

[theundeadpumpkin-deactivated202]

[surrealtiktoks]

[thefriendlylover]

The peacock. The music. The person leaping over a tombstone. The cemetery. It just works.

[theundeadpumpkin-deactivated202]

[girilimoni]

Masterminds

[snapelover14]

Found these amazing pieces of art on the internet. The iconic trio of professors of Hogwarts. The bravest Slytherin with two of the best Gryffindor teachers!

Images taken from Google. Cred go to original creator. 

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone