LNS : Running Man Season 2
Episode 02 - The Noona Over Flowers Race ( EP02S02 )
Set in a world where K-pop is a porn industry and porn itself is way lenient for public consumption. Celebrities flashing their assets on national TV channels is a common view.
On the second floor of a mall, a cafe rented for the opening of Running Man, Jaesuk and Seokjin were already there, enjoying their warm coffee in the middle of winter. The PD specifically asked them to come according to their age and wear a hanbok. It was for Sebae, a principal Korean tradition where young people kneel on the ground and bow their heads to pay respect to older people and wish them a happy new year. Thus, Seokjin came first, and Jaesuk, who came second, gave him a bow. Then, the third oldest member, Jongkook, came, bowing to Jaesuk and Seokjin before he joined them, and the next came doing the same until Kangjeon, the youngest one, gave his bow to the older members.
They sat in a set with eleven seats. From left: Kangjeon, Somin, Haha, Jaesuk, Jongkook, Seokjin, Kwangsoo, and Jihyo.
Jaesuk: “Here we are wearing hanbok. Initially, I want to bow to the viewers, but I think it’s better if we do it together. So, we represent the whole Running Man family and want to say a happy New Year to all viewers.”
They got up from their seats and bowed to the viewers.
Then, they got up and returned to their seats.
Jongkook: “By the way, Jaesuk-hyung, what will you give for the new year?”
Jongkook: “You know, you always give something to the staff for the new year. Last year, you bought the pizza you sponsored.”
Jaesuk: “Let’s not talk about it.”
Jaesuk: “I prefer not to talk about that kind of thing in public, especially in front of cameras.”
Haha: “Why tho? Do you worry that you will just pressure us?”
Kwangsoo: “But, the thing is, I already feel pressured.”
Somin: “I brought a coffee truck last year.”
Seokjin: “Me too. Because he does it, as his hyung, I’m pressured to give the staff something.”
Jaesuk: “Seokjin-hyung, you make it as if you give something big, LOL. You only give 10,000 won meal coupons.”
Seokjin: “Don’t expose me like that.”
Everyone laughed at Seokjin’s cheapskate.
Jihyo: “Kangjeon-ah, do you feel pressured too?”
Kwangsoo: “Of course, he needs to buy something for the staff.”
Kwangsoo was having fun teasing the maknae.
Kangjeon: “Please, I’m a rookie. I’m not rich.”
After having fun teasing the maknae for a bit more, the PD signalled them to move to the next segment.
Jaesuk: “There are four empty chairs. I guess we have guests today?”
PD: “Four guests have come to celebrate the new year with us. Please welcome the fourth flower.”
Kangjeon: “Flower Four (F4)?”
At that moment, four gorgeous actors who were dubbed as the prettiest actors and the peak of beauty in the country came from the first floor. Kim Tae-hee, Jun Jihyun, Son Ye-jin, and Song Hye Kyo emerged and greeted the members.
All the members were in awe to see all four together in one place. Four of them also wore hanbok, which enhanced their beauty even more.
Seokjin: “Are they really our guests?”
The oldest one didn’t believe what he saw.
Making a fool of himself, Haha, who once flirted with Yejin in the past episode, desperately calling her name.
Jaesuk: “Jongkook’s ideal type is here (Jun Jihyun).”
Jaesuk looked so happy to be able to tease his dongsaeng, and it seemed like he wouldn’t stop.
Kwangsoo: “Woah, I never meet Hyekyo-sunbaenim in real life. She is way prettier.”
Kangjeon: “Hyekyo-noona is the prettiest here.”
Somin: “Noona? Why are you calling her noona? Are you close?”
Jaesuk: “Alright, let’s welcome, Kim Taehee, Jun Jihyun, Son Yejin, and Song Hyekyo!”
Everyone looked so excited, welcoming the rare formation of guests. Having all those four in Running Man was unbelievable.
The guests greeted the members. Shaking their hands. Saying happy new year. Then, Jaesuk led them to the centre.
Now, all the seats were filled. They sat between Jaesuk and Jongkook at the centre, from left to right: Yejin, Taehee, Jihyun, and Hyekyo.
Jaesuk: “I can believe the four goddesses of South Korea are here.”
Yejin: “Ah, don’t be like that, oppa.”
All of them looked shy at Jaesuk’s compliment.
Seokjin: “I still can’t believe it. It’s not a prank, right? You are our guests?”
Jihyun: “Isn’t he exaggerating?”
Jihyo: “Seokjin-oppa is like that.”
Haha: “Yejin-ah, congratulations on your marriage.”
Yejin: “Thank you, oppa, hahaha.”
Haha: “I’m sorry I can’t attend.”
Jongkook: “Please, you’re not even invited.”
All the members worked together to break the ice as they saw the guests were a bit stiff. Those four guests weren’t known for rarely appearing in variety shows.
Jaesuk: “I hear Kangjeon is the one who invited Hyekyo-ssi, and Jihyo invited Jihyun-ssi. Is that right?”
Hyekyo looked at Kangjeon, asking him to handle the question.
Kangjeon: “Right. Noona and I are starring in a drama together. I appear as a supporting character.”
Hyekyo: “He is my current boyfriend in the drama.”
Somin: “I guess you are close with Hyekyo-sunbae, Kangjeon-ah.”
Kwangsoo: “Have you slept with her?”
Suddenly, Kwangsoo whispered. Kangjeon only smirked, and it made Kwangsoo jealous. Although he felt a bit mixed because she was his best friend’s ex.
Jihyo: “Jihyun and I star in a movie. It will be released in theatres late this month.”
Jihyun: “Please watch our movie.”
Somin: “She is so polite.”
Haha: “So, I guess when Kangjeon and Jihyo requested Hyekyo-ssi and Jihyun-ssi, they were ambitious to invite Yejin and Taehee too.”
Seokjin: “You are all competent.”
Jaesuk: “You can promote your movie here as much as you want.”
Haha: “You can say your movie title every ten minutes.”
Taehee: “Oh my. What to do? I currently don’t have work to promote.”
They talked more. The PD gave Jaesuk a lot of time to interview the guests since they rarely appeared in any variety show. Also, since inviting them took a lot of effort, the PD wanted it to be worthwhile.
Finally, the introduction ended, and the PD explained the race they would do that day.
PD: “Today’s race is called FOR PEOPLE TO PEOPLE.”
Somin: “For people to people… four people.”
PD: “To celebrate the new year, we will play games involving people in this mall. You will collect running money as you win each game. You will be divided into six couples teams.
“The prize for winning the race will be a 10 million won donation in the winner's name.
“Meanwhile, the losing team will treat the whole Running Man staff to dinner.”
Kangjeon: “All of them? I can’t lose.”
PD: “For now, we will decide on the team randomly, then we will head to the venue of the first game.”
A small area, 20 meters in diameter, that was surrounded by crowds. Set on the first floor of the mall. A pull-up bar was set in the middle of the area, along with a moderately closed fitting room next to it.
The main characters finally arrived. They had changed their clothes to simple jeans and jumpers in different colours–Team Jaesuk was green, Team Jongkook was orange, Team Kwangsoo was grey, Team Kangjeon was blue, Team Seokjin was red, and Team Haha was purple.
When they arrived, the security teams split the crowd to make a way for them and kept access to the outside of the circle. The players were showered with applause from the crowd. They bowed and greeted them as they reached the centre of the frame. They stood together with their respective teams. From left to right: Jongkook, Seokjin, Kwangsoo, Jaesuk, Kangjeon, Haha.
Jaesuk: “Gyah, look at the crowd. Once again, happy new year, everyone.”
Kangjeon: “They sound lovely.”
A bit behind schedule because in the previous interview, the PD cut Jaesuk’s greeting short and explained the game right away.
PD: “The first game that you will play is called ‘WHAT MY MAN WANT?’”
Taehee: “What does my man want?”
Somin: “The guests look so stiff.”
Haha: “But, they are excited, tho.”
PD: “We go with one team at a time. Each one has 10 minutes to finish. The male member will hang on to that pull-up bar while the female member will do her mission.
“The staff will give the female member a full sentence. The sentence will be sex-related.”
All the men there fluttered when Yejin bit her bottom lip after hearing the word “sex”.
PD: “For example: ‘My man wants anal in doggy while wearing fishnet’. After hearing that, the male member will start hanging on the bar. Meanwhile, the female member will go to the crowd and ask him/her ‘What does my man want?’. You will describe the sentence using gestures.
“If the civilian gives you the correct answer, you can return and just pose like what the keywords are given without changing your clothes.
“If the civilian gives you the wrong answer, you need to perform whatever words come from him, including changing your outfit. For the first wrong answer, you need only perform the sex-related word five times. Every time you get the wrong answer, it increases by five, and the crowd you can play with is getting further–10 meters increase for each wrong answer.”
Jihyun: “So I need to walk beyond this crowd to find a civilian partner?”
Haha: “What if we keep getting it wrong? Do we need to reach the second floor?”
All the guests were shocked by the rules of the game while Somin and Jihyo treated it just like another Monday.
PD: “The word that has been guessed can be ignored.
“Lastly, if the male member falls or his foot touches the ground, the keywords will be invalid, and you need to get a new sentence from the staff.”
Hyekyo: “What are you bringing me to, Kangjeon-ah?”
Kangjeon: “You said you want us to promote our movie in Running Man, noona.”
Taehee: “Ya, focus on me, Kangjeon-ah. I’m your partner today.”
Kangjeon: “I’m sorry, noona. Don’t worry. I’m confident with my physics.”
Somin: “Noona? He is already that close? As expected. Kangjeon is good with women.”
In gossip mode, Somin whispered to Haha, her partner.
Haha: “Right. I guess he will sleep with Taehee after this.”
Somin: “Isn’t she married? It will be a scandal if they do it outside the camera.”
Haha: “Yes. So, don’t tell anyone. Is Kangjeon that good? I mean, you’ve slept with him a few times?”
Somin: “It’s indescribable, oppa.”
PD: “Let’s start with the first team.”
Doing the lottery, the first team was decided instantly.
PD: “The first team is… Team Jongkook.”
Jihyun: “Oh no. What to do?”
Jongkook: “Don’t worry, Jihyun-ssi. You have me.”
Jaesuk: “There he is, acting like a prince to his ideal woman.”
Jongkook: “Hyung, shut it.”
While Jaesuk was giggling, Jongkook looked embarrassed, while Jihyun could only smile.
Except for Jongkook and Jihyun, everyone moves to the left side. Jongkook was preparing himself to do a pull-up while Jihyun focused on the hidden paper in the PD’s hands from up close so the crowd couldn’t see what was written.
Some of the staff explained the rule to the crowd so it would be easier for them to cooperate. Meanwhile, Jihyun and Jongkook were discussing their strategy.
Jongkook: “Alright. Dojeon!”
The PD revealed their keywords: MY MAN WANT ME RUBBING HIS PENIS BETWEEN MY LEGS ON HIS LAP WITH ME WEARING A HIGH SCHOOL ATTIRE.
Seeing the sentence already stressed Jihyun. Imagining her wearing high school attire at her age was embarrassing enough. But she needed to finish their round.
Finally, PD sounded her whistle, and the count started.
As soon as Jongkook hung on the pull bar, Jihyun ran to the crowd on her right. She bet the round on a young man in his early 20s because she thought she would play better since he was young.
Jihyun: “Please tell me what my man wants!”
After that, she started miming the keywords. Rather than miming the whole sentence and possibly creating confusion, she divided it into two–the pose part and the costume one.
Jihyun tried to explain the costume first by tying her long, beautiful hair into a twin ponytail and jumping childishly. What she mimicked was a typical energetic high school girl from anime (Japanese animation).
Civilian #01: “High school girl?”
Hyekyo: “He didn’t say it specifically whether it’s the pose or the costume.”
PD: “We will accept the answer. Next time, please be more specific.”
Jaesuk: “Hyekyo-ssi is quite competitive (LOL).”
Miraculously, Jihyun got the answer right away. Now, what she needed was for that person to answer the pose.
At first, she created an imaginary chair and sat on it but then, she went and rubbed her ass on that young man. He was frozen at the moment because of Jihyun’s bold action. Down there, she felt his dick hardening. Jihyun was patiently waiting for his answer.
Civilian #01: “A-anal? Doggy anal?”
Jongkook: “Can’t be helped. Hurry! Change your clothes.”
Jihyun ran into the fitting room where numerous costumes had been placed. After the first fail, she would realise that 10 minutes was completely short and complete nonsense. Everything was time-consuming to change her clothes, running to the civilian, explaining the game, and ultimately mimicking the keywords.
After changing to a high schooler with a short skirt that was short enough to show a glimpse of her butt cheeks, Jihyun poured lubricant on her right hand that had been prepared by the staff in the fitting room. Then, she ran toward civilian #01.
Jihyun: “Please, take out your penis.”
Civilian #01: “W-what? A-ah! Yes!”
His heart almost burst out. He forgot what the player needed to do when she got the answer wrong. The rest of the men there could only stare in jealousy when he put his dick out of his pants.
Jihyun: “It’s okay for you to do it with me, right?”
She asked for his consent because it was for a TV show. And the man answered right away.
Civilian #01: “Absolutely.”
Jihyun: “Okay. Five times, is it?”
In a hurry, she lubricated his dick. Time was ticking, and it made Jihyun crazy. She deliberately didn’t wear underwear so it would be easier to fuck–saving time for her team.
When she faced back and lifted her skirt, showing her naked butt, everyone was in awe. Only Running Man could make a respectable actor like her behave slutty like that.
Jihyun went and put his dick into her anus. The civilian was staying still while Jihyun frantically pumped him with her tight ass. Thanks to the lubricant, it slid pretty well. What he could do was moan in joy, enjoying that short moment. Yes, it ended in a flash.
Jihyun: “Three! Uhm four! Five! There! Five humps! Thank you for being so cooperative.”
After finishing the punishment, Jihyun went beyond the crowd circle and left Civilian #01 in the most joyful yet miserable situation. Making out with a goddess, it was an unbelievable anal fuck but it was too short. He ended up being stressed because he wanted more.
While Jihyun ran, one of the Running Man assistant PDs followed her to assess the play.
Just as the rule dictated, Jihyun could only play with civilians further than the crowd circle by at least 10 meters. It was a big mall, and people from the second floor were watching. Jihyun was running across the mall embarrassingly with that high school attire and on top of that, her short skirt was flapping, giving people a free view of her ass.
And then, he chose a man in his 30s to play with. In a hurry, she explained that she was from Running Man and the rules of the game.
Jihyun: “Please tell me what my man wanted!”
Since she already had the costume right, he only needed to guess the sex pose. Jihyun mimicked the way she did it previously by sitting on her imaginary chair. Since the civilian knew it was sex-related, he could narrow the answer.
Civilian #02: “Sitting on your man's face?”
Assistant PD: “Wrong! Jihyun-ssi, please do the punishment.”
Once again, Jihyun needed to undergo the punishment, but this time she didn’t need to return to the fitting room to change her costume.
She asked the civilian whether it was ok to have Jihyun sit on his face. He said he had a girlfriend, but it was clear that he couldn’t resist Jihyun.
In the end, he was voluntarily lying on the floor. Watched by hundreds of people, putting her pussy on his lips, Jihyun was sitting on his face. He needed to lick Jihyun’s pussy ten times. She was in a hurry but it seemed that the man was enjoying the moment and took his time licking her pussy. Jihyun even needed to beg him so he would hurry up.
Fortunately, in the next play, after running ten meters more, Jihyun found a civilian who could answer her keywords.
After that, she ran back to Jong-kook. After Jihyun shouted “answer”, Jongkook was allowed to come down and pose for the answer (rubbing his dick between her legs while sitting on his lap).
Thus, Team Jongkook finished with 8 minutes and 47 seconds.
Jihyun: “We should do better.”
Jongkook: “What happened happened.”
The next team to play was Team Seokjin. They learned a lot from Team Jongkook and applied the same strategy. Jihyo’s keywords were MY MAN WANTS TO SUCK MY NIPPLE WHILE RIPPING OFFICE ATTIRE I WEAR.
Right away, Jihyo went and played with a civilian. Just like the previous team, she got the costume right, but the sex poses were wrong. She ended up changing into an office worker and ran outside the circle crowd.
But before she could find a civilian to play with, Seokjin failed to keep himself up and landed on the ground.
Jihyo was pissed that the keywords were reset. She returned to the main PD to get the new keywords and dashed outside the crowd circle once again.
In the end, they failed their mission since Seokjin dropped himself again.
The third team was Team Jaesuk, and they played quite well and finished better than Team Jongkook with 5 minutes and 21 seconds.
Even though they got a difficult keyword, thanks to Hyekyo’s smart brain, they finished their game fast.
Now, it was time for the next team to play.
PD: “The fourth team is… Team Kangjeon!”
Kangjeon: “Let’s go, noona.”
Both were detached from the other players and walked together toward the centre. People showered them with enthusiasm.
Taehee: “I hope I can do it right.”
Kangjeon: “Don’t worry, noona. Take your time. I can stay at the bar for more than ten minutes.”
Taehee: “You are so assuring.”
While Kangjeon went to the pull-up bar, Taehee went to the PD to get her keyword. After reading it, she smiled as she returned to Kangjeon.
Taehee: “Thanks, god. It’s easy.”
Kangjeon: “What is the keyword?”
Taehee: “MY MAN WANTS ME TO GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB WHILE WEARING A WEDDING DRESS.”
Somin: “Oh, Kangjeon is smiling. I guess he got an easy keyword.”
Hyekyo: “He is lucky, indeed.”
Kangjeon: “Let’s go! Dojeon!”
Without wasting more time, they began their game–Kangjeon did the pull-up while Taehee ran to the crowd circle.
She asked a middle-aged man to be his partner.
Taehee: “Please tell me what my man wants!”
Confidently, Taehee showed her wedding ring and explained that she wore a dress with her hands. Mentioning the wedding ring was a cheat code, and the civilian answered it correctly right away.
Civilian #03: “Wedding dress!”
In a relaxing manner, Taehee was on her knees. She imagined an imaginary dick in front of her and used her acting skill to suck it deliciously. Seemed like everyone knew what the answer was. Since it was too easy, the other players complained.
But, shockingly, the man answered wrong.
Civilian #03: “Sucking his sack?”
Kangjeon: “How can you be wrong?”
Seokjin: “Wasn’t it clear that Taehee was doing a blowjob?”
Kwangsoo: “You just want to have fun with Taehee-sunbaenim, right?”
The civilian didn’t answer and just smiled shyly. Taehee ran to the fitting room while angry.
She changed in a flash and came out looking extremely beautiful in a wedding dress. Returning to that civilian, she asked him to take out his dick. He was standing while Taehee was down on her knees. In a hurry, Taehee dived into his crotch and put his balls into her mouth.
That civilian looked as if his soul was being sucked as soon as Taehee started sucking his ball with her full lips.
Again, it ended in a flash.
Taehee left him without looking back. Running outside the crowd circle, she met another cooperative civilian right away.
This time, she got the answer right away.
Taehee ran back energetically. She believed her team was the fastest.
After returning to Kangjeon, she aggressively pulled Kangjeon’s pants. When his dick sprang out, the female in the crowd had their eyes shaking. Whispers about Kangjeon’s dick size could be heard here and there.
The members were amused by her aggressiveness. Without saying anything, she sucked Kangjeon’s dick straight into her throat. Kangjeon was startled because Taehee started giving him a blowjob when she didn’t need to. But, he didn’t stop her and enjoyed that gorgeous face stomping onto his crotch. On top of that, Taehee was quite a pro and made Kangjeon think that she had practised a lot with her husband.
PD: “Team Kangjeon succeed!”
Yejin: “Taehee-ah! You don’t need to suck his dick for real! You only need to pose.”
Yejin was kindly telling her.
Her face turned red when she realised she had overdone it. When she looked at Kangjeon, he said nothing and just smirked. Knowing he enjoyed her blowjob and didn’t stop her, Taehee pinched his leg.
Team Kangjeon was sitting in first place.
After that, it was Team Haha’s turn. Somin was good at describing using her body. On top of that, she got a rather easy keyword. Her team was the first one to clear the game without exploring beyond the crowd circle and snatched first place from Team Kangjeon.
Kwangsoo had his misfortune at its worst. He got a partner who was bad at explaining with her body and extremely hard keywords. His team ended up failing.
At last, the first round was concluded.
1st Team Haha (+5 million running money)
2nd Team Kangjeon (+3 million running money)
3rd Team Jaesuk (+2 million running money)
4th Team Jongkook (+1 million running money)
6th Team Seokjin (+250 thousand running money)
6th Team Kwangsoo (+250 thousand running money)
The venue changed. Now it was a bookstore that had been rented for the show. There were a few more people than in the first game, but it was still crowded. Yes, the staff allowed the crowd to watch. The staff had made a moderate space for the game to be played without any problem. All the members were standing at the centre of the store, from left to right: Team Kangjeon, Team Kwangsoo, Team Seokjin, Team Jaesuk, Team Haha, and Team Jongkook. Everyone wore the clothes they wore when the first game started.
Jongkook: “Honestly, I like the atmosphere. It feels different when people are watching us playing the game.”
Jihyo: “Especially with the game we are playing.”
Jihyo was a bit shy after saying that.
Jaesuk: “I can’t help but ask our guests. How are you feeling after playing a game in Running Man this season?”
Taehee: “It was so lewd.”
Hyekyo: “Honestly, a culture shock.”
Seokjin: “Is it okay for you to play that kind of game? I mean, three of you are married.”
Yejin: “It’s okay. We are professional.”
Jihyun: “As long as it was under a professional context, it’s alright.”
Kwangsoo and Jaesuk were stealing glances at Kangjeon and then Hyekyo. They knew they had slept together outside the professional context. Honestly, all Running Man members already got the gist since Kangjeon always slept with his co-star, including Jihyo and Somin.
But, they knew how to keep a secret for the maknae.
PD: “In the second round, we will also play with civilians we randomly chose. Please come.”
Guided by the staff, 10 civilians–5 men and 5 women–entered the frame. They sat on the chair that was placed next to where the members were standing. Led by Jaesuk, the players greeted the civilians. Those people had written an agreement to play the game, including doing something lewd in public.
They varied in age–1 of them was 19 years old, 3 of them were in their 20s, 3 of them were in their 30s, 1 of them was in their 40s, and 2 of them were in their 50s.
Kangjeon: “I wonder what kind of game we will play.”
PD: “The game we will play is AUCTION GAME.”
Somin: “I got the gist of what kind of game this is.”
PD: “These civilians will be the bidders. Each of them has been provided with 10 coins that are worth 1 million running money for each coin.
“Individually, the players will try to sell a part of their body to the highest bidder, and the bidders will use the coin to bid.”
Haha: “What do you mean by selling a part of our body?”
PD: “Let’s say, if Jihyo decides to sell her lips, then the highest bidder can do anything with her lips.”
Somin: “Like kissing… Blowjob, etc?”
PD: “That’s right. If a part of the body has been sold, the other players can’t sell that part. The highest bidder could only do whatever he/she likes to the part he/she buys in 5 minutes.”
Hyekyo: “Is it to avoid them going all out in the beginning?”
Jongkook: “Ah, right. Let’s say one male bidder goes all out on the vagina and he will use it until he is done. It will take time to wait for him to finish. With this rule, they will need to think better about the part they want to bid.”
PD: “At last, you can’t have a monopoly by calling ‘head’ instead of a specific part of your body. The staff will decide whether what you sell is a monopoly or not.”
Seokjin: “So, we can’t sell, let’s say, the bottom parts of my body.”
Jihyun: “That means you will sell your penis, butt, legs, feet, etc.”
Jihyo: “Simply, we need to be specific.”
PD: “Is there any question?”
A few raised their hands and asked for further explanation.
After that, they decided on the order by rock-paper-scissors.
Somin > Seokjin > Jaesuk > Taehee> Yejin> Haha > Kwangsoo > Hyekyo > Kangjeon > Jongkook > Jihyo > Jihyun > Somin
Somin was up. She sat on a stool before the bidders. All the players knew there must be a reason why the gender was split evenly. The female players had a better chance to sell to the male bidders, while the male players had to sell to the female bidders.
Suddenly, Somin put her right leg on her left leg, and then she did it the opposite way. Unintentionally, she flashed her underwear to the bidders.
Jaesuk: “What is she doing? What does she sell?”
Kwangsoo: “She is marketing, LOL.”
Somin: “I’m… Selling this pussy to the highest bidder. For your information…” She tried her best to sound seductive. “... I’m the youngest lady in this group and probably the most experienced.”
Ending her pitch sale, Somin spread her legs while staring confidently at the bidders.
PD: “Alright. Let’s start the bid with 1 coin.”
One… Two… Ten seconds had passed, and no one raised their hand.
Her seductive look disappeared as she was shocked. The other Running Man members had their best time laughing at Somin. No one is bidding for her after that kind of stunt.
Somin: “Are you kidding me?” She laughed in disbelief, low-key embarrassed.
Somin: “W-wait. You need to give them time to think. Sir, I will be good to you. I won’t disappoint you. I WILL EVEN ADD A BLOWJOB AS A BONUS!”
PD: “...1…0! No offer had been made. Jeon Somin-ssi failed to sell.”
Kwangsoo: “She even made it as a bundle, LOL.”
Somin: “Woah, I’m pissed.”
She grunted as she returned to the group.
Jongkook: “I mean, you go for the main menu while there are these four (Taehee, Jihyun, Hyekyo, Yejin) with us.”
Haha: “Right. I bet only those four and Jongkook and Kangjeon will be able to sell anything.”
Seokjin: “Ah, it’s my turn.”
Nervously, he walked to where Somin sat. He took his time to think about what he would sell.
Seokjin: “I will sell… My hands.”
Yejin: “Both of them? Isn’t that a monopoly?”
Seokjin: “I may continue, right? Okay. So, what I have is experience. You know, I’ve been married for so long and I always help my wife with these hands. I never disappointed her with these hands.”
With a hypocritical smile, Seokjin ended his pitching sale. He targeted the female bidder. But, to shock him, the one who bid was a male civilian in his 50s. Everyone was shocked.
There was a possibility that that man was gay, but the conclusion just made everyone laugh. That man bid for Seokjin’s hand to help him carry his heavy shopping bag.
Well, there was no rule that it must be sex-related, so he actually could do that. While everyone was laughing, Seokjin’s hands were sold with one coin, and he promised to help that man by lifting his shopping bags after the game.
Even though there was a rule of a five-minute limit, the PD allowed Seokjin’s bid because she pitied him if he couldn’t sell anything.
Seokjin’s bid gave Jaesuk an idea. He tried to sell his back, telling them that he would give the highest bidder a piggyback to wherever he/she wanted as long as it was still in the mall. The result? That one woman in her 40s bid for 2 coins. It seemed she was a fan of Jaesuk.
Then, it was Taehee’s turn. As soon as Taehee stepped up, the expression in the male bidders changed. Meanwhile, Taehee looked unsure. Well, actors were usually stiff in variety shows, especially for a show like Running Man.
Kangjeon: “Go big, noona.”
Kwangsoo: “Here is the main dish.”
Sitting on the stool, Taehee stared at the bidders shyly.
Taehee: “I’m going to sell… My… vagi… na. Uhm… What should I say next? Please be generous.”
Some Running Man members thought that Taehee’s shyness was part of her stunt, and it was a success.
All the male bidders raised their hands. Started from 1 coin and then raised to 2… then to 3… eventually hit 5–the limit.
It sold unbelievably fast.
Seokjin: “Pussy, ass, and mouth, they are all on the main menu. Only the guests will be able to sell it.”
Haha: “Ya, look, it’s so different from Somin.”
Somin could only laugh at Haha, and the others mocked. After the PD confirmed the sale, she asked the bidder to come to the front, approaching Taehee. It was a man in his 30s, looking average and quite muscular.
They shyly greet each other and then take off their pants together. It was such a heart-throbbing scene when Taehee exposed her smooth legs and trimmed pussy to the spectators.
The man sat on the stool, looking nervous as he helped Taehee climb onto him. Since the five minutes had started, they didn’t have time to build up. So, by Taehee’s consent, he put his erect dick inside her and started pumping. At the same time, Taehee moved on her own, doing a cowgirl motion. Their crotch was slapped numerous times.
He went all out and made Taehee breathless. When the five minutes were almost up, he asked Taehee if he could cum on her face. And Taehee answered.
Taehee: “No. You only buy my vagina… So… do it inside.”
He didn’t believe it, but Taehee was kind enough to let him do that. Thus, right before the timer hit 5, he unloaded inside her. Taehee hugged him tightly, burying his face in her cleavage.
The other players complained because Taehee overdid it with her service, and they were burdened to do the same.
Five minutes had passed. Taehee got off of his lap and cleaned the cum inside her. After that, they put their pants back on and returned to their group.
Next was Yejin, and she sold her lips. She confidently told the bidders that her lips were one of the sexiest lips in the country and it sucked naturally good.
The bidders seemed to agree. What happened to Taehee happened to Yejin, too. The bid instantly reached 5 coins.
A man in his 50s came out as the highest bidder. He approached Yejin, grabbed her head, and pushed her down to kneel. It looked rude. The other players asked him to be gentler, and he just shyly smiled.
Yejin pulled his pants down and started giving him oral. Strongly and passionately, Yejin cocked, giving her best sucking that old penis with white pubic hair.
Since there were only five minutes, the old man grabbed her head and started pounding her mouth.
In the middle, he pulled her head up and kissed Yejin aggressively before returning to him between his legs.
Before five minutes were up, he already reached his climax and made Yejin drink the drip of his cum. Yes, he didn’t let out that much.
With a few minutes left, he enjoyed Yejin’s lips as much as he did.
At last, his time was over.
The next players, Haha and Kwangsoo, couldn't sell anything even with their desperate pitch sale.
Then, another big player came. It was Hyekyo’s turn.
Just as everyone predicted, she sold her ass and the highest bid was 5 coins.
Kangjeon’s turn. He easily sold his dick for 5 coins to that one 19-year-old female bidder. Thanks to his pretty face, Kangjeon had all the female bidders crazy for him.
He had sex with that 19-year-old in public. That girl cried when he took her virginity. Kangjeon apologised, but she didn’t mind since her first time was with a handsome man like him. To make it up, Kangjeon gave her the best and made it the best sex she would ever taste.
Kangjeon’s impressive performance and that muscular dick made all the guests in awe.
In the end, Kangjeon couldn’t reach his climax, but it was enough to make that girl happy. He returned to his seat with a big bulge in his pants. Hyekyo who sat next to him sneaked her hand under Kangjeon’s pants and stroked his dick. They smiled at each other as they tried to make it subtle.
The next player plays, and the next player plays.
The last big player, Jihyun, tried to sell her armpit. It went pretty well and gave her 3 coins for letting her bidder lick and rubbing his dick on Jihyun’s clean armpit.
Then, it was Somin’s turn once again.
What the players could sell was quite limited. Running Man girls had a hard time competing with the guests, while the male members had it hard to competing with Kangjeon alone.
In the end, Kangjeon won the second round.
1st Team Kangjeon (+23 million running money)
2nd Team Jaesuk (+10 million running money)
3rd Team Jongkook (+10 million running money
4th Team Kwangsoo (+9.25 million running money)
5th Team Haha (+7 million running money)
6th Team Seokjin (+2.25 million running money
After taking a break for an hour, the final round was about to commence. The female players were guided somewhere separately while the male players were dispersed in various locations. Kwangsoo was alone on the fourth floor. People were greeting him, and he greeted them back nicely. It was evening, but the mall didn’t lose people.
Kwangsoo wondered what kind of mission they would do and asked the PD that was assigned to him about his partner, but he didn’t give any information.
After a while, Kwangsoo could hear a commotion. When he turned his head, his eyes almost popped to see his partner, Yejin, wearing a bunny maid/playboy maid. It was like a complete set from the standardised costume that consisted of a corset teddy, bunny ears, black sheer-to-waist pantyhose, a bow tie, a collar, cuffs, and a fluffy cottontail. The cut of the corset was low enough to expose half of Yejin’s breasts, and as she walked, they jiggled erotically.
Of course, people couldn’t help but stare, including Kwangsoo, who couldn’t stop staring at Yejin’s sexy figure.
Yejin: “What are you looking at?”
She was embarrassed by the way Kwangsoo looked at her.
Kwangsoo: “I’m sorry, noona. But you are too erotic. Did they make you wear this?”
Yejin: “Ah, wearing this costume at my age. It’s extremely embarrassing.”
Kwangsoo: “Don’t worry. It suits you, noona. You look pretty.”
Yejin: “Suits me? You mean I’m lewd?”
Kwangsoo: “T-that’s not I mean.” That’s what he meant.
When Yejin and Kwangsoo were about to banter, their PD was explaining the game.
Kwangsoo’s PD: “Welcome to RABBIT SEASON.”
Yejin: “Is that the name of the game?”
Kwangsoo’s PD: “You can use or spare the money you have collected for this race. In this game, the female players are rabbits and the male players are hunters.
“Each rabbit has hit points that can be purchased as much as she wants. Also, there will be bounties. The top bounty will have the highest reward. From one to six, the order of the bounties will be decided based on how much you can pay the ante.
“As the hunters, the male players will hunt the rabbit, and the female players. They can’t hunt their teammates. The way you can kill a rabbit is by doing penetration either the vagina or the anus.
“There is a limit to how many times you can do penetration. In the beginning, you will only have ten bullets. One bullet means one penetration. You can buy and reload by purchasing the bullets through the PD that is assigned to you. One million running money equals ten bullets.
“At last, you can also recruit civilians by offering one million running money. You can use the recruits either as a watchdog or a hunting dog. As a watchdog, a civilian will be posted in an area you decide, and he/she can report to you what he/she sees. As a watchdog, the recruit will follow you to hunt the rabbit. They can grab the rabbit for you.
“In short, your running money can be used for 1) buying hit points (for rabbits); 2) setting the bounty (at the beginning of the game); 3) buying bullets (for the hunters); and 4) recruiting civilians.
“The hunting ground is the entire mall, and the hunters with the most money will come as the sole winner.”
Yejin: “Isn’t that complicated?”
Kwangsoo: “Indeed. We need to balance it well. I only have 9 million. I think no one will be too rash in spending their money. I mean, the money will be summed up in the end. But, I don’t think I can be competitive if I don’t spend. Since I can’t hunt my teammate, I can’t deliberately put you on the top bounty.”
Yejin: “Anyway. How much do we need to bet for the bounty? The higher my bounty, the more people will hunt me.”
Kwangsoo: “I don’t think they will bet that much since they still need to buy bullets. How many hit points will she get for one million?”
Kwangsoo’s PD: “One million running money for 10 hit points. Also, each rabbit has 10 hit points at the beginning.”
Kwangsoo: “Noona, do you need that many hit points? As long as you are good at running, we don’t need to spend that much.”
Yejin: “I don’t think that's how it works.”
After a long discussion, they decided how much they would invest. Kwangsoo was insisting they didn’t need to put that much in the bounty and hit points. He wanted to focus on the offence.
Not long after, the information about the bounty was released. Kwangsoo’s PD showed the bounty to Kwangsoo and Yejin through his tablet.
Kwangsoo: “Isn’t Jihyo-noona a steal? Seokjin hyung is too poor to invest. He didn’t invest anything.”
Kwangsoo: “Ah, Kangjeon overdone it. He is basically flexing his money after he hit big during the second game. Noona, no matter what, don’t let Kangjeon take you down. We still have a chance.”
There were ten minutes before the game officially started. Kwangsoo spent 2 million to recruit 2 healthy young men as hunting dogs. After he explained the rule, they were ready to start the game.
The main PD was announcing the start of the game through the sound system of the mall. Thus, the final round began.
Kwangsoo walked together with Yejin and his hunting dogs on the second floor. Yejin asked him to protect him, even though he felt it was a nuisance.
KW HD #01: “Are you going to hunt Jihyo-ssi?”
Kwangsoo: “Nope. I know Jihyo-noona is the best chance I have to win the game, but… I just want to fuck Hyekyo.”
KW HD #02: “Isn’t she your best friend’s ex? Is this kind of fetish?”
Kwangsoo: “Don’t randomly assume.”
They were whispering and laughing. Meanwhile, Yejin, who walked behind them, didn’t know what they had just talked about.
Suddenly, he found a young lady wearing a blue vest on the escalator staring at them. Then, she put out a handheld transceiver.
Kangjeon: “Blue. It’s Kangjeon’s watchdog! RUN NOONA, RUN!”
KJ WD #01: “Bunny Yejin is sighted on the second floor.”
Kwangsoo thought they had a chance to escape, but unfortunately, Kangjeon was on the second floor when he received the report. He and his two hunting dogs appeared from the direction they had run.
Hoping for help, Yejin called for Kwangsoo’s name. But a betrayal was what she got. Kwangsoo just left her getting pinned on the floor by Kangjeon’s hunting dogs.
Yejin: “YA! LEE KWANGSOO!”
Kwangsoo kept running with his hunting dogs following. But he stopped after gaining some distance.
Kwangsoo: “Hey, do you two want to watch?”
A random male citizen was watching Yejin from afar through his phone. It was the latest phone that could zoom in extra long and still get a clear picture. Kwangsoo stopped and watched it together with the civilian and his hunting dogs.
While the other civilians around were watching, Yejin’s head was pinned to the floor by one of the hunting dogs together with her hands on the back of her head. The other one was holding her feet. She lay flat with her breasts pressing against the cold, dirty floor.
Kangjeon didn’t open the costume and just created a gap in the bottom part of the corset where it covered Yejin’s crotch. Then, he ripped her pantyhose and made a clear view of her pussy.
Without wasting time like Kwangsoo, he pounded Yejin. At first, it was rather fast but he slowed down as he enjoyed pounding her married pussy.
Her groans were heard on the half of the second floor. Meanwhile, Kwangsoo and his hunting dogs were masturbating while watching their teammate being gunned down.
KW HD #01: “Shit! She is so hot.”
Kwangsoo: “I know, right?”
Kwangsoo’s personal VJ couldn’t say anything about his screwed-up decision.
It didn’t take that long for Yejin’s HP to dry up. And an announcement was made.
“SON YEJIN, OUT! SON YEJIN, OUT!”
Yejin, with her eagle eyes, saw Kwangsoo from afar. Before she could scream at him, they ran to the third floor.
And after wandering for a while, from what he saw, only Kangjeon, Jaesuk, and Haha were using watchdogs. He also learned how to detect players by listening to the crowd, especially for the bunnies, people would create commotion if they passed through.
12 minutes into the game, there was another announcement.
“SONG JIHYO, OUT! SONG JIHYO, OUT!”
Kwangsoo: “Jihyo-noona is already out? Ah, it means people will start to put Hyekyo-ssi as a priority. Shit.”
Without any watchdog, Kwangsoo had a hard time spotting bunnies and was mostly beaten by other hunters.
19 minutes into the game, there was a hunt between Jongkook and Kangjeon over Somin. Kwangsoo didn’t feel like competing with them because it looked brutal. After all, both players had their hunting dogs with them.
Not knowing who won, but Kwangsoo heard the announcement for Somin’s exit.
Kwangsoo was feeling pressured since there were not many bunnies to hunt.
But maybe finally the goddess of luck blessed him. He heard a commotion on the fifth floor, and when he reached the floor, he found Bunny Hyekyo. On top of that, there were no other hunters’ watchdogs. It was a golden chance.
Hyekyo in a bunny suit looked lewd, and the male people surrounding her probably agreed. Between tension and erection, Kwangsoo ordered his hunting dogs to catch Bunny Hyekyo.
Kwangsoo: “BLOCK THE EXIT! SURROUND HER!”
Hyekyo was shocked to hear Kwangsoo’s voice. Unfortunately, she was kind of late to escape the floor and eventually was surrounded by Kwangsoo’s team.
Hyekyo: “Oh, I’m done for.”
Kwangsoo’s watchdogs were slightly distracted by Hyekyo’s jiggling breasts as she was moving constantly. Fortunately, when she wanted to use that chance to escape, they had enough time to block her and made her step back.
Kwangsoo: “Ya! Ya! Ya! Focus!!”
The crowd was gathering to watch the hunt. After making the circle closer, they were finally able to catch Bunny Hyekyo.
Just by touching her, Kwangsoo and his hunting dogs were fully erect. Adrenaline aroused them even better.
Circled by the crowd, they made Hyekyo kneel. Each of the dogs held her arms behind her with one hand while the other hand held her shoulder.
Hyekyo: “Agh! That’s hurt. Do you need to do this? It’s embarrassing. Gunned me down. Don’t waste any time. Let’s just finish it.”
That was what she asked, but Kwangsoo had another idea. He started unzipping Hyekyo’s corset and revealed her sweaty back. The revelation made his team hold their breath.
Getting more aroused, he wanted more than just a naked back. Kwangsoo went far by forcing Hyekyo to pull down her corset and revealing her naked top.
Hyekyo: “W-what the hell? Kwangsoo-ssi! You are overdoing it!”
Kwangsoo: “T-trust me. It’s for the show. I’m trying to make it more interesting.”
With her hands being locked by the hunting dogs, Hyekyo couldn’t ever cover her breasts. Hyekyo’s face was bright red, and she tried to hide it.
Kwangsoo touched her back, feeling her warm and damp. His head was flying high from the excitement.
Kwangsoo: “How many hit points does she have again?”
Kwangsoo: “I’ll buy two bullets for two million.”
Kwangsoo’s PD: “Confirmed.”
Hyekyo: “Just hurry, Kwangsoo-ssi.”
Kwangsoo: “Okay. Where do you want me to do it?”
Hyekyo: “I don’t care. Just hurry up. It’s embarrassing.”
Kwangsoo pulled the corset even further and revealed Hyekyo’s butt. The dark anus between her damp plum butt cheeks looked so amazing. Kwangsoo decided to have his dick enjoying being crushed in her ass while slapping her butt with his crotch.
But the thing was, he could only pound her 30 times. He thought, when he finished, it would be at the climax of joy, and it would leave him frustrated.
Thus, rather than penetrating her right away, Kwangsoo decided to stroke his dick first, shamelessly in public.
Staring down at her butt and Hyekyo’s embarrassed face was so amusing. Kwangsoo is enjoying his masturbation.
Hyekyo: “What is that sound? Kwangsoo-ssi, why do you sound creepy? Why haven't you penetrated me yet?”
Kwangsoo: “Just wait a little bit more.”
After a few minutes of masturbating, Kwangsoo had his dick at its peak. It was throbbing violently and already leaking cum.
Kwangsoo: “Shit. I think I’m overdoing it.”
Kwangsoo: “Nothing. Here I go, Hyekyo-ssi. I’m putting it in your ass.”
Gently, Kwangsoo stretched her anus and then shoved his dick deep into her ass.
Kwangsoo’s heart was beating fast. He was sweating so much and he almost cum right at the first penetration. A few seconds ago, he could feel his cum was about to burst when Hyekyo’s ass squeezed the hell out of his dick.
Calming himself, he caught his breath. Staying inside Hyekyo’s ass, quite deep. His hands were holding onto her waist with great tremor.
Hyekyo: “W-what are you waiting for? Hurry, pound me!”
Kwangsoo: “Yes! Yes! That’s one… Then… Two!”
Kwangsoo: “Four! Five! Six!”
Gritting, Kwangsoo tried his best to not cum until he finished emptying Hyekyo’s hit point. It was joyful but devastating at the same time. Like a ticking bomb, since it could explode anytime, Kwangsoo felt so anxious.
But he could endure and eventually almost reached 30 in the count, and he was already at his limit.
Kwangsoo: “26! Almost there.”
Hyekyo: “Y-yes. Why do you sound so exhausted already? H-hold on! What is this leaking inside my ass?”
Hyekyo: “Is it what I think it is?”
Hyekyo: “Oh my god! He’s gonna do it inside me!”
As he hugged Hyekyo’s waist, Kwangsoo’s dick exploded its cum. A load of fresh, hot, and sticky liquid filled Hyekyo’s ass. It kept coming and ended up leaking.
Kwangsoo pulled it out, but it was still coming. He poured the rest on Hyekyo’s back, a little above it, as if he were watering a plant. It spread not only on her back but also on her hair. Of course, people around them couldn’t help but take pictures.
It would haunt Hyekyo forever once the pictures hit the internet. This was one of the reasons why actors were reluctant to appear in variety shows because their image could be tarnished.
Not long after, even before Kwangsoo finished pouring his love juice on Hyekyo’s back, an announcement was made.
“SONG HYEKYO, OUT! SONG HYEKYO, OUT!”
With Bunny Hyekyo gunned down, the current top hunter’s money couldn’t be chased anymore. So, the race was concluded.
Everyone met up in a cafe after a short break. The female players had changed into their team clothes after cleaning themself.
Then, the PD showed them the result of the last race.
Team Kangjeon 10 million running money
Team Jaesuk 15 million running money
Team Jongkook 8 million running money
Team Kwangsoo 7.25 million running money
Team Haha 2 million running money
Team Seokjin 2.25 million running money
Due to their strategy to save up their money and focus on hunting the top bunny, Jaesuk and Hyekyo came out as the winners. Meanwhile, Kangjeon, who had invested so much and planned to hunt as many bunnies as he could, came short. Actually, at the end of the game, Kangjeon had locked Hyekyo’s location, but Kwangsoo, who focused on hunting Hyekyo, got her first. Kangjeon regretted that he didn’t focus on one target, misread how much money the other player used, and invested too much. If he didn't invest in anything, he could have won the race quite easily.
Jaesuk and Hyekyo came to the front at the centre of the frame. Then, the staff gave him a placard that said about 10 million donations under his and Hyekyo’s names.
After thanking all the guests, the high-profile actors, for participating, Jaesuk closed the episode.
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