LNS : Running Man Season 2
Episode 01 - The Warm-Up Race (EP01S02)
Set in a world where K-pop is a porn industry and porn itself is way lenient for public consumption. Celebrities flashing their assets on national TV channels is a common view.
Snowy outside, but there was a warm wooden cabin filled with SBS staff. Jongkook was the first one to come, and he went straight to put on his mic. Alone, for now, he stood in front of numerous cameras. Not long after, Haha and Jaesuk entered. Jaesuk teased Jongkook about how thin his clothes were since it was summer, but Jongkook also teased them for wearing clothes too thick. Jihyo, Somin, and Seokjin came together with Somin wrapping Jihyo’s left arm while Seokjin walked behind them. And, the last one to come was Kwangsoo.
Jongkook and Jaesuk argued again. Jaesuk told him that he dressed properly for the weather and threw Seokjin under the bus since he dressed the thickest. He asked how many layers Seokjin had. The oldest couldn’t say anything except say he was old now and couldn’t handle winter like he used to.
Just like usual, for the opening, they were standing together in front of the cameras–from left to right: Jihyo, Somin, Seokjin, Jaesuk, Jongkook, Haha, Kwangsoo. As the MC, Jaesuk warmed up the situation by updating them about the members’ lives.
When he thought it was enough, Jaesuk officially opened the show. He began by asking the members to greet the viewer.
All members: “Annyeonghaseyo viewers!”
Seokjin: “Don’t walk, run!”
Haha:“(Laugh) That’s our old slogan! You still remember. Respect!“
Seokjin looked proud. Somin and Haha teased him.
Jaesuk: “It’s been a while, but we are here after a long break with the second season of Running Man. Just like we know, our show airs quite late at night. The first person that worries me is Kwangsoo.”
The members gave a small laugh, and Kwangsoo was ready to protest.
Kwangsoo: “Waeeeee???”
Jaesuk: “That brat, we know how dirty he plays when our rating is under 12. Now, our show is 18+ in rating, he will be more disgusting.“
Kwangsoo: “Aniyo~ I’m not like that anymore.“ He smiled suspiciously at his camera.
Jaesuk: “Uhm, sadly, Sechan can’t join us for a personal reason.“
Haha and Seokjin teased Somin since her “boyfriend” wasn’t there anymore. Cheerfully, she followed their play and pretended to be sad.
Jaesuk: “I know, right? Somin is supposed to be sad, but she can’t stop smiling.“
Jihyo: “We all know the reason.”
The rest of the members nodded.
Jaesuk: “Without further ado, let’s introduce our new member: Kangjeon!“
A tall flower boy entered the frame. He was tall but not taller than Kwangsoo. At first glance, he looked introverted, and Jaesuk understood because it was his first variety show and a fixed member on top of that. Everyone showered him with applause. Somin was hopping like a bunny. Kwangsoo showed his disgust at her excessive reaction.
Kwangsoo: “I hate it when she shows that face.”
Somin: “Waeee? What’s wrong with my face, oppa!”
After the new member stood between Jaesuk and Jongkook, he hadn’t even introduced himself. Everyone was teasing Somin, and he waited.
Jaesuk: “Alright, Kangjeon-ah, please introduce yourself to the viewers.“
Kangjeon: “Annyeonghaseyo, I’m Kangjeon. I will do my best.“
Seokjin: “Too stiff, too stiff.”
Kangjeon: “I’m sorry.”
Jihyo: “Why did you sound bossy, oppa?”
Jaesuk: “His bad attitude hadn’t changed. Ya! Give him a break. He is a newcomer. Anyway, uhm, Kangjeon is in his 20s.”
Jongkook: “Our average age drops big time.”
Jaesuk: “Geurae. He is young and handsome. I acknowledge him as the most handsome man among us, after me.“
Kwangsoo: “That shameless brat!!”
Once again, they fought. The family vibe was thick. Their banter lasted for a while before the PD cut them. Jaesuk didn’t need to introduce Kangjeon because he was a fairly known actor, a rising newcomer.
PD: “Welcome to the second season of Running Man. We actually have prepared a simple race for our first episode, but we scrapped it due to the bad weather.”
Jongkook: “Too bad.”
PD: “So, we plan another race, a simple one. Since it has been a long time since the first season and we have a new member here, we will have a race named WARM-UP RACE!”
The members were keenly listening to the direction.
PD: “We will have three rounds. Everyone except the top three from each round will get a running ball. The amount depends on your standing: 4th place, 1 ball; 5th place, 2 balls, and so on. At the end of the race, we will do a lottery and two members will be punished. The winner will be decided by whoever has the fewest balls.
“As for the prize, the winner will get a name tag made of gold.”
Haha’s eyes looked sparkling when the PD showed them a case with a Running Man name tag made of gold in it.
Kangjeon: “Is that real gold?”
Seokjin: “It is. We often used gold in the past as prizes.”
Jihyo: “Woah, you spent a lot on the first episode.”
Seokjin: “I can’t sell it, can I?”
Jaesuk: “Wae? Hyung, are you in debt? (Joking tone)”
Somin: “Is your stock failing you?”
Seokjin couldn’t help but laugh at the teasing.
Kwangsoo: “No wonder you look thin nowadays.”
Seokjin: “Ani~ I’m just asking.”
PD: “Shall we go for the first round?”
The PD interrupts them at the right moment.
Jaesuk: “What are we playing?”
PD: “The first game is called ENTWISTED.”
Kangjeon: “ENTWISTED?”
PD: “You will play Twister. In a tournament format, you will have a one-on-one. Whoever makes their opponent fall is the winner.”
TRIVIA! Twister is a game where you are challenged to put your hands and feet at different places on the mat without falling over.
PD: “We aren’t using spinners. The opponent should call the desired spot himself. We have decided on the pairs through the lottery.”
The PD showed the pairs on a board:
First match: Jihyo vs Kwangsoo
Second match: Seokjin vs Kangjeon
Third match: Jongkook vs Jaesuk
Fourth match: Somin vs Haha
The Twister mat was placed, and the first match began right away. Kwangsoo and Jihyo dressed quite thickly. Playing Twister in such thick clothes would be hard. To help them win, they took off a lot of their clothes and left only their shirt and trousers. Visibly, Jihyo’s nipples are poking. Her personal camera didn’t miss the chance and zoomed in on them. Everything for the rating. Jihyo hadn’t realised, and she would only know when the show aired. Still, there would be no problem because all the members had consented if they showed their bodies.
Jihyo: “Fuck! It’s cold.”
Kwangsoo: “I miss your cursing, noona.”
Jaesuk: “Okay. Take off your shoes. Step onto the mat.”
The Twister mat had 4x6 dots on the surface. Four columns were colored differently: (from left to right) green, yellow, blue, and red. Jihyo stood on the side where her left was green, and Kwangsoo was red (the opposite).
Kwangsoo: “I’ll start. Left foot on green.”
At ease, Jihyo put his left foot on the first green spot from her side. Jongkook commented that Kwangsoo’s attack was weak.
Jihyo: “Left foot on red.”
Unlike Jihyo, Kwangsoo took a big step. His left foot stepped on the third red spot from his side. He put his right foot on the outer edge of the third green spot. After securing his standing, Kwangsoo attacked right away.
Kwangsoo: “Right hand on blue.”
There was nothing wrong with the call until Jihyo did it. Since Jihyo wasn’t flexible, her hand couldn’t reach the second spot. It was either the third or fourth. Jihyo decided to put her hand on the third blue spot.
Then, *THUD* her face hit Kwangsoo’s crotch. Jihyo was startled and tried to pull her face as far as she could while not letting her hand leave the spot. But Kwangsoo just chased Jihyo’s face and rubbed his crotch on it. Jihyo looked so pissed.
Jihyo: “YAAA!! LEE KWANGSOO!”
Jaesuk: “What did I tell you? He would be even dirtier.”
Kwangsoo: “Isn’t this the reason why our show time changed to late at night?”
Cameras zoomed in on Jihyo's pretty face, who was struggling as Kwangsoo choked her with his crotch. To make it worse, a bulge appeared on his crotch, and it got bigger and bigger.
Jihyo: “Ya!!!! Are you having a boner on me?!!”
Seokjin: “Hahahaaha he is trash.”
Kwangsoo: “Sorry, noona. It’s a natural call.”
Somin: “He doesn’t want to proceed with the match. Hahaha, oppa, (slapped Seokjin’s shoulder.) he doesn’t proceed.”
Haha: “Ya! Aren’t you going to attack?”
Kwangsoo: “I’m still thinking about how I should attack.” He had a mischievous smile on him. Clearly, he showed no will to continue and kept Jihyo’s face on his crotch. Other than winning, Kwangsoo also enjoyed having Jihyo’s face down there.
To make it worse, Kwangsoo unzipped his pants.
Jihyo: “Sinja! This trash. He’s–uhmmph!”
His dick rubbed Jihyo’s face. She closed her eyes tightly so it wouldn’t slip into her mouth. Kwangsoo didn't use his turn and just kept rubbing Jihyo's face.
Still, Jihyo didn’t want to give up even though Kwangsoo used a dirty attack on her. Being treated like that just pumped her fighting spirit. She could hold the foul smell of Kwangsoo’s genitalia.
Jongkook: “Jihyo-ya, just bite it.”
Kwangsoo was shocked to hear what Jongkook had just said. Since it was Jihyo, he believed she would do it.
And his hunch was right. He could feel Jihyo opening her mouth as his dick touched her teeth.
Kwangsoo: “WAIT! NOONA, WAIT!”
He pulled his crotch but Jihyo was too pissed to let him go. Since she couldn’t bite his dick, she headed his dick as strong as she could.
Kwangsoo: “AGH!!!”
Just looking at his ugly expression, everyone knew how painful it was. Kwangsoo fell in remorse–his foot was pulled from the spot he was supposed to step on.
Jaesuk: “He deserves it.”
PD: “Lee Kwangsoo OUT. The first-round winner is Song Jihyo.”
The first match ended with Kwangsoo’s loss, and Somin was worried about her match since the members were inspired to do the same dirty thing as Kwangsoo.
In the second match, Seokjin vs Kangjeon. It was easy for Kangjoon since he was younger and more flexible. Seokjin tried to play dirty but it didn’t work.
Then, in the third match, Jongkook vs Jaesuk. Jongkook’s strategy was to block Jaesuk’s way. When the match began, he jumped and put his foot on the second blue spot from Jaesuk’s side. In the end, Jongkook won.
The fourth match, Somin vs Haha. Somin’s left spot was green while Haha's was red.
Somin: “Haha-oppa, let’s play it humanely.”
She clearly worried that Haha would play as shamelessly as Kwangsoo. But he was worse.
Haha: “Jeon Somin… Right nipple on blue.”
Somin: “HUH? Is that allowed?”
Haha: “We don’t play standard Twister, right? We are Running Man.”
Kangjeon: “He is crueller than me.”
PD: “I’ll allow it.”
Somin: “Fine! (pissed)”
She came down and let her right breast on the third blue spot in the middle. Little did she know, Haha could be really petty.
Haha: “Do it right, Somin-ah.”
Somin: “What are you talking about, oppa? I’m doing it.”
Haha: “I don’t know if your nipple is really touching the spot or not.”
Somin: “So, you want me to take out my breast? Fine! I should have known.”
Bitterly smiling, Somin started unbuttoning her shirt. In front of the camera, staff, and the members, she showed her B-cup and hard nipple due to the cold, just like Jihyo. Then, she went down once again and touched the blue spot with her nipple.
Haha: “I (chuckled) can’t believe she did it.”
Somin: “Alright. My turn. Penis on yellow.”
Haha: “Ya, ya, ya… That’s so weak.”
Shamelessly, Haha unzipped his pants and after taking out his dick, he squatted to let his dick touch the yellow spot next to where Somin put her nipple. She needed to make a room for Haha to be able to put his dick and her position was tilted.
Somin: “Oh my!”
Couldn’t hold her position, she fell, and thus, Haha was announced as the winner.
Haha: “YEAAAHH!! (behaved childishly)”
Somin: “Argh, it’s frustrating me (in a joking manner).”
Jaesuk: “Ya, Jeon Sobari. Put your breast back first.”
After Somin’s match, the game ran pretty tamely. Most of them followed the rules properly. Kangjeon easily beat Jihyo, and Jongkook beat Haha. By the time the first game was over, Jongkook came as the winner. Kangjeon was the runner-up. Haha had a match with Jihyo for third place. Even though he played as dirty as he played Somin, Jihyo was able to beat him. The rest was decided by rock-paper-scissors.
The result:
1st: Jongkook
2nd: Kangjeon
3rd: Jihyo
4th: Haha (1 running ball)
5th: Seokjin (2 running balls)
6th: Kwangsoo (3 running balls)
7th: Jaesuk (4 running balls)
8th: Somin (5 running balls)
***
After the first game, the members had a half-hour break. They waited for the next game in the room next to where they shot while the staff prepared for it.
PD: “Alright, everyone. Please come.”
Running Man members came from the room where they rested. They returned in front of the camera in different positions–from left to right: Kwangsoo, Kangjeon, Somin, Seokjin, Jaesuk, Haha, Jihyo, and Jongkook.
Just like before, Jaesuk opened the section once again, but shorter.
Jaesuk: “Kangjeon is so chatty, but he turned introvert in front of the camera.”
Seokjin: “He is an actor. He needs to keep his image.”
Kangjeon: “I’m just shy.”
Jaesuk: “So, what are we gonna play?”
PD: “The second game is WHITE WALKER. It’s basically a zombie game.”
Jongkook: “Zombie? Ah, ‘white walker’.”
Seokjin: “What? You know something.”
Jongkook: “It’s the name of the zombie from Game of Thrones. Geurae! We are in winter.”
Haha: “I bet Seokjin didn’t know Game of Thrones.”
Somin: “He only watches his stock.”
Jaesuk: “And he still red (Seokjin slapped Jaesuk’s left shoulder.)”
PD: “Let me explain the game. The game area will be this room, with the staff area as the border. Everyone will have a turn as a zombie while the rest will be human. You get a point if you can make a human say something, and the human will get 2 points if he/she could survive. The humans will be given time to hide. After that, the light will be turned off. The humans and the zombies must fight in the darkness.”
Jongkook: “So, I will be out if I make a sound from my mouth.”
PD: “That’s right. As a zombie, you need to try your best to make them make a sound.”
Jongkook: “I can just break their bones.”
The staff laughed at Jongkook’s joke.
Kwangsoo: “He said a scary thing again.”
PD: “Every round will last five minutes. Please try your best. Then, for the first round. The zombie is… Kangjeon.”
Kangjeon: “Ok!”
The maknae was directed to stand in the middle of the area. After shutting his eyes, the other spread. Then, the light was switched off. The windows from the outside were blocked and turned the room pitch black.
A whistling sound from the PD started the game.
Kangjeon: “Oh! It’s so dark. I start now, right?”
PD: “Yes, you can start.”
Blindly, he walked with his hands spread, trying to sniff the other members.
Kangjeon: “Hmmm, I think I heard something here. Who are you? AH!! GOT YOU!”
Beginner's luck, Kangjeon grabbed someone, a male member. He tried to break away, but Kangjeon could overpower him. Judging by the size, Kangjeon knew it was Haha.
Kangjeon: “It’s Haha-hyung! Please say something.”
Haha: “OUCH! Kangjeon-ah! You don’t need to pinch me that hard on my rib.”
PD: “Haha OUT!”
Haha: “I’m out. Shit. Ya, Kangjeon-ah…”
Kangjeon: “Yes, hyung?”
Haha: “Somin was hiding near me hahaha!”
Since Haha snitched on Somin’s location, she was found rather easily.
Kangjeon: “It’s hard to tickle Somin-noona.”
Haha: “Just pinch her as you pinch me.”
Kangjoon: “I can’t do that to a lady.”
Somin: “GYAAA!!”
PD: “Jeon Somin OUT!”
Haha: “What happened?”
Only the camera PD with night vision could see what happened. Seeing how Somin screamed, Haha guessed she made a sound not because Kangjeon tickled her.
Somin: “Ouh~ My heart! My heart!”
Haha: “Somin-ah, what happened?”
Somin: “Oh, Haha-oppa~ Kangjeon kissed me.”
Haha: “Kangjeon?”
Somin: “I never expected him to do that. I thought he was an innocent boy, but he was so good at kissing. I can feel his tongue slightly inside my mouth.”
Haha: “Ya, you were enjoying it too much. Kangjeon-ah said something.”
Somin: “He is shy! He is shy!”
There was no sound from Kangjeon except the little rustles he made while looking for the other humans.
PD: “Two minutes left.”
Kangjeon: “Got you!”
What he touched was a solid muscle. He instantly knew the human he had caught was Jongkook. Desperately, he tried to force Jongkook to make a sound, but it was pointless. Then, he changed his target and was able to make Jaesuk and Kwangsoo out.
Light on. The PD reviewed the first round. Kangjeon was able to oust four humans, so he got four points.
Somin wanted to talk about the kiss. The member teased her for being too happy. Kangjeon was too shy to handle Somin.
Then, the second round began, and the zombie was Jihyo. With the lights being killed, the round began.
Jihyo: “I can start, right?”
PD: “Yes.”
Jihyo: “Ok. Dojeon!”
As the zombie, Jihyo started her campaign. She didn’t need a long time before she met her first human. It was the tallest human.
Jihyo: “Ah, it’s Kwangsoo.”
She sounded at ease.
Kwangsoo: “OUUGHH!”
Suddenly, he made a sound, the sound of him dying. It hadn’t been long since Jihyo found him.
PD: “Lee Kwangsoo OUT!”
Kwangsoo: “S-SHE KNEE KICKED MY DICK!”
Jihyo: “(Laugh) I’m sorry, Kwangsoo-ya.”
After half-heartedly apologising to Kwangsoo, Jihyo returned to her task. It had been a while, but lucky Jihyo was back. She easily ousted Somin, Haha, and Seokjin. Jihyo still had a lot of time.
Jihyo’s instinct was amazing. Just based on her hunch, she could find the hiding human in the darkness. Another victim fell for her luck, Jaesuk was out.
When she only had two and a half minutes left, Jihyo found her match, Kim Jongkook. No matter how hard she tickled him or even punched him, Jongkook didn’t even flinch.
The time ran, and Jihyo just had a bold idea. Even though it was cold, Jihyo took off her top. Everyone was wondering what she was doing because Jihyo hadn’t moved from the spot–they knew from the rustling.
Jongkook was caught off guard when suddenly his pants were pulled off and Jihyo put his dick inside her mouth. Yes, it was the new Running Man, just like how dirty the previous game was; Jongkook should have expected it.
Somin: “What was that sound?”
She vaguely heard Jihyo’s slurping.
Nasty tongue movement and strong lips gripping his rod, the commander was gradually getting weaker.
PD: “One minute left.”
With no time anymore, Jihyo sucked his dick harder. She knew her oral play affected Jongkook. Slowly, she was getting there.
Getting even bolder, she pushed her d-cup onto Jongkook’s crotch, clamped his dick between her big breasts, and gave him a strong upward titjobs.
Jongkook was tortured as he held his mouth. Down there felt so good. Being careless and he would slip a groan.
Jihyo: “Oppa. How is it? Am I good? Seems like your dick is bigger than the last time I saw it. My breasts feel good, right?”
Her words shocked the members.
Jaesuk: “Ya! Jihyo-ya! What are you doing in this darkness?”
Jihyo: “What else, oppa?”
Jaesuk: “Don’t tell me you give him a blowjob.”
Seokjin: “She is.”
Kwangsoo: “Woah, I’m disappointed, Noona. You oust me by kicking my dick but you suck Jongkook-hyung’s dick.”
Somin: “I bet Jihyo-unnie had tried kicking Jongkook-oppa’s dick too but it’s not working.”
While the members were talking, Jihyo gave more power to her titjobs. She was fast and strong, but Jongkook was still able to hold on.
Not for long.
Jongkook: “A-aahh~”
Somin: “Oh! He moans! He moans!”
PD: “Kim Jongkook OUT!”
Jihyo’s win over Jongkook was just two seconds before the time was up. Right after the whistle was sounded, the light was turned on. Jihyo was still in the kneeling position, giving Jongkook titjobs.
Jihyo: “Shit”
She cursed when suddenly the light was turned on while she hadn’t dressed yet. Everyone saw her gorgeous breasts. Even though the show changed into more daring (18+), Jihyo hadn’t gotten used to it yet.
The game continued, and the third zombie was Jongkook. He completely ousted all the humans. There was a moment when Kwangsoo, as the human, bit Jongkook out of annoyance.
With his physical forte, Jongkook seemed unbeatable in that game. Everyone didn’t even try to aim for the first spot. By the time the second game ended, there was still no surprise, Jongkook took the top spot. Jihyo won second place while Somin was lucky to secure sixth place.
The result:
1st: Jongkook (0 balls in total)
2nd: Jihyo (0 balls in total)
3rd: Kangjeon (0 balls in total)
4th: Kwangsoo (+1 running ball and 4 balls in total)
5th: Jaesuk (+2 running balls and 6 balls in total)
6th: Somin (+3 running balls and 8 balls in total)
7th: Haha (+4 running balls and 5 balls in total)
8th: Seokjin(+5 running balls and 7 balls in total)
***
The third game began right away, and it was a name-tag game. All the rules were the same: rip other players' name tags behind their backs to oust them. But, there was a change for today’s race.
All the members were listening to the PD. From left to right: Kwangsoo, Jongkook, Haha, Somin, Jaesuk, Seokjin, Jihyo, and Kangjeon.
PD: “For today’s name tag game, we have a special rule.”
Jaesuk: “What is the rule?”
PD: “Since the sky is clear and warmer, we will play outside. Every player has more than one life, and the number of lives each player has depends on how many clothes she/he wore.”
Jihyo: “What do you mean?”
PD: “Every time you are ousted, you take off anything you wear. If you can still bear the cold and keep playing, you are fine.”
Jongkook: “So, it’s okay if I leave in underwear?”
PD: “If you can hold the cold, then yes. You’ll be sent to jail if you give up or you have no more clothes. To take off.”
Seokjin: “Then, I’m at an advantage. I mean, I’m wearing a lot of clothes right now.”
Jaesuk: “Are glasses counted too?”
PD: “No.”
Somin: “How about earrings?”
PD: “That’s not too.”
There were a lot of questions but the PD handled them well. After that, the members came outside and spread out. The arena was the whole winter resort excluding the building.
Right after the race started, Kwangsoo and Jaesuk allied themself. Together, they planned to take on Jongkook. To do that, it was better to recruit another member. Knowing Kwangsoo’s betrayal nature, there were intense situations, but their alliance remained intact.
Haha’s strategy was to stick to Jongkook. A big clash happened between his group and the Jaesuk group, who came with additional players like Seokjin and Kangjeon. Somin and Jihyo were together, watching from afar while the men were having a duel in the ski area.
At last, the fight happened. Just like usual, Jongkook was a menace. He ripped a lot of name tags, but he was also ousted four times. Since he wore thin layers of clothes, it left him in his pants. Jongkook didn’t want to play a name tag game in winter, wearing nothing but his pants, so he gave up and became the first player who be eliminated.
After the big fight, the alliance was dissolved. They ate each other and even chased Jihyo and Somin. Everything turned chaotic for a while. In the middle of that, Jaesuk gave up after being left only in his t-shirt and trousers. Kwangsoo called him weak because Jaesuk was still looking warm while he was left only in his singlet and trunks.
Then, everything was calmer after a while. Kwangsoo was left with his singlet and trunks; Haha still had his jacket but wearing trunks; Seokjin had his long john under his jeans and had a jacket for his top; Kangjeon had his warm sweater and trouser; Somin who was targeted by the weakling male members was only left in her underwear; and lastly, Jihyo had the same fate with Somin but she was slightly better, having her underwear off but wearing her jacket and pants instead.
Currently, Somin was clinging to Jihyo. They were hiding from the male members. Both were hiding in the small buildings, far from the ski area. Somin had her name tag stuck under her panties.
Jihyo: “Why are you following me?”
Somin: “I’m cold, unnie. Let me hug you. Your jacket looks so warm.”
Like a kid, Somin hugged Jihyo.
Jihyo: “Just give up. It must be cold while you are naked like that.”
Somin: “I want to try my best for the first episode.”
Jihyo: “Right. This is the first episode. I should try to survive as long as I can.”
Both looked determined. Alas, Kwangsoo found them. They sneaked behind them. Seomin slipped and fell on the snow when she found Kwangsoo behind her.
Jihyo: “Somin-ie! Are you okay?”
Somin: “My butt is cold but I’m okay, unnie.”
Kwangsoo: “Somin-ah, your body is trembling.”
Somin: “Then, let me go, oppa. I’m naked. I don’t have anything for me to take off.”
Jihyo: “Kwangsoo-ya, Somin is trying her best.”
Somin: “If you let me go… I’ll let you fuck me.”
Said with an indifferent expression, Somin’s desperate offer changed Kwangsoo’s expression. He was clearly interested.
Jihyo: “How about we try to oust him instead?”
Somin: “I don’t think we can oust him in our condition, unnie. I don’t have energy due to the cold.”
Jihyo: “Then, Kwangsoo-ya, can you let me go too?”
Kwangsoo: “What can you offer me?”
Jihyo: “This prick… I’ll let you touch my breasts.”
Kwangsoo: “Just touching?”
Jihyo: “That’s my offer, or we can just fight here. I believe I can give a good fight.”
Deep inside, Kwangsoo didn’t believe he could completely oust Jihyo because just like the other, he felt weak due to the cold.
Kwangsoo: “Okay. Deal.”
Those three walked together and hid the gap between the two buildings. After making sure they were safe, Jihyo, on the left, and Somin, on the right, leaned on the wall. Kwangsoo started fondling Jihyo while Somin started stroking his dick. Since it was cold, it was hard to get Kwangsoo erected, but Somin was experienced. Patiently, she made Kwangsoo’s dick steadily hard but it wasn’t enough.
Kwangsoo: “Somin-ah, we don’t have time. The others will find us.”
Somin: “I know, oppa. I’m trying my best. My hand even feels sore.”
Jihyo: “Kwangsoo-ya, don’t fondle me too hard.”
Kwangsoo. “Okay. But, noona, is it just me or your breasts are bigger?”
Jihyo: “What are you talking about? It’s just that it has been a while since you touched them.”
Somin: “Oppa, my hand is sore. It’s hard enough, right?”
Kwangsoo: “Not really. But that’s okay. Spread your legs wide.”
Just as he wanted, Somin spread her legs. Because of the game, and mostly because of the cold weather, she couldn’t take off her panties. So, Kwangsoo needed to slip his dick under her underwear.
The camera intensely stares at Somin’s crotch, which Kwangsoo tried to penetrate.
Somin: “A-ahhh slowly, oppa. Slowly.”
Kwangsoo: “You are still a crybaby, Somin-ah. There. Ahh, it feels good.”
Somin: “Your dick is as tall as your body, oppa. Ahh ahhhh~”
His hand was off Jihyo’s breast. She zipped her jacket back, and it seemed like Kwangsoo had forgotten about her.
Jihyo: “You don’t need my boobs anymore, right? You need to concentrate on Somin.”
After Kwangsoo gave her a slight nod, Jihyo left the scene. He put his all into Somin as he grabbed her waist hard and pounded her mercilessly. Since they were in the middle of the game, they needed to be careful. Being overwhelmed by Kwangsoo's wild pounds, Somin bit her right arm to shut her mouth from groaning. They didn’t want the other members to find them, especially while they were making out.
Somin: “Are you ahhh oouuhh done yet, oppa?”
Kwangsoo: “I’m trying my best, Somin-ah. Damn, your pussy is always crampy. Ahhh ahhh you treat it well.”
Haha: “YA, I THINK I SEE KWANGSOO CAME THIS WAY.”
Both Somin and Kwangsoo were startled. They hid behind the wooden barrel with their crotch still connected. Kwangsoo hurried Somin and his own VJ to hide, too.
Somin’s back was on the cold snow and Kwangsoo couldn’t let himself waste the chance to enjoy Somin’s pussy. While Somin was enduring the cold on her back, Kwangsoo kept thrusting her, but slower.
Three members appear–Haha, Kangjeon, and Seokjin. They were looking around where Kwangsoo and Somin were making out.
Somin: “We need to run.”
Kwangsoo: “Just wait. I’m about to finish.”
Somin: “We will be found, oppa.”
Kwangsoo: “Just a little more. I’m about to cum. Can I do it to your face?”
Somin: “We need to be more subtle. Just do it inside me.”
Kwangsoo: “Okay. Here I come, here I come, here I cooommee.”
Somin: “Uhm~”
After a while, Kwangsoo filled Somin with a lot of cum. The camera shot at Somin’s pussy that dripped Kwangsoo’s juice.
Satisfied with the exchange, Kwangsoo let Somin flee. Unfortunately, Haha found him. Being outnumbered, Kwangsoo sold Somin out.
Kwangsoo: “Somin is there! We need to eliminate whoever we can first. We need to eliminate the easier ones first so our rank will spike up.”
Somin: “That son of a bitch.”
Bitterly smiling, Somin ran while Kwangsoo, Haha, Kangjeon, and Seokjin chased her. Ganged by four men, Somin tried to seduce them with her naked figure, but old man Seokjin just charged at her.
After Somin was ousted, it was a battle royal. Chaos induced. Kangjeon and Kwangsoo had the edge since they were physically stronger than Haha and Seokin. Tricking Haha and Seokjin to oust Kangjeon, but those two got ousted by the maknae instead. In the end, it was a one-on-one between Kangjeon and Kwangsoo. In the end, being more experienced didn’t bring Kwangsoo to his win.
At last, the race was over. The members gathered, and they dressed properly. Somin still looked bitter after Kwangsoo’s betrayal–after she agreed to let him fuck her. They stood in a row, from left to right: Haha, Kangjeon, Seokjin, Somin, Jaesuk, Jihyo, Jongkook, Kwangsoo.
Kangjeon came out as the winner of the game. Then, the PD reviewed the race.
The result:
1st: Kangjeon (0 balls in total)
2nd: Kwangsoo (4 balls in total)
3rd: Haha (5 balls in total)
4th: Seokjin (+1 running ball and 8 balls in total)
5th: Jihyo (+2 running balls and 2 balls in total)
6th: Somin (+3 running balls and 11 balls in total)
7th: Jaesuk (+4 running balls and 10 balls in total)
8th: Jongkook (+5 running balls and 5 balls in total)
Somin: “Ah! I’m screwed.”
Jaesuk: “In the end, it’s me, Seokjin-hyung, and Jeon Sobari.”
Seokjin: “We can’t be so sure yet. It’s decided by lottery.”
Jongkook: “But we already have the winner.”
PD: “Right. With 0 running balls in possession, Kangjeon is the winner.”
All members celebrated calmly. They weren’t too excited, especially those with a lot of balls, since they would receive the punishment. The PD hadn’t announced the punishment, so they couldn’t assess how bad it would be.
Kangjeon came to the PD, and he received the golden name tag.
Kangjeon: “Thank you. Woah, is it made from real gold? It’s quite heavy. Yeoksi, Running Man.”
Everyone talked about how Kangjeon won the first episode since he was way younger than the other members. He was full of vigour and quite strong. They commented that they would be more aware of him in future games.
PD: “Now, for the punishment. It’s a custom whipped cream slap.”
Almost everyone looked at ease when the staff brought two confetti cannons. They used it a lot. The staff usually used whipped cream instead of confetti. Since the punishment wasn’t that bad, the members felt lighter.
After the closing, Jaesuk MCed the lottery. He stood next to the ball lottery to choose the losers who would take the punishment.
He pushed the button, and a ball with a member's name came out from the machine. With his hand, he covered the name. He built the tension by not announcing it right away. Then…
Jaesuk: “JEON SOMIN!”
Somin: “AAGHHHH!”
Feeling unfair, Somin punched Kwangsoo’s arm.
Kwangsoo: “Why did you punch me?”
He pretended to be innocent.
Jaesuk: “Next loser!”
Again, he pushed the button. Those with many balls looked uneasy. But the result was surprising.
Jaesuk: “SONG JIHYO!”
Jihyo: “Aish!”
Everyone except the losers was celebrating.
Seokjin: “She only has two balls, hahaha, but she is chosen.”
Jaesuk: “I thought it would be me.”
Their celebration annoyed the hell out of Jihyo and Somin, who walked to the centre to receive their punishment.
PD: “For your information, the whipped cream is mixed with semen.”
Jihyo and Somin looked surprised, but they couldn’t say anything. They knelt in front of the cannon. After counting together, a load of whipped cream hit their face, both, cleanly. Their faces were covered with white. In some spots, people could see a different kind of white stuck on top of the cream.
Without cleaning their face, Jihyo returned to the pack as they tried to close the episode together.
PD: “Can you give me a comment about our new format?”
Jaesuk: “Comment? Uhm, I see we were playing normal games we usually play during the previous season, but it was mixed with our new format. If I compare it with the other shows in the same slot, we are still pretty tame. But, I remembered that the title of our race today is Warm-Up Race. So, I expect the next episodes will be more blatant and brutal.”
PD: “You can expect that.”
Somin: “Oh my god. I was naked and making out for the first time on a national TV channel, and you said it would get worse?”
Jaesuk: “Anyway. This is the end of our race. Thank you for watching. Please support us for the new season. We will bring more spectacle to the future race. KAMSAHAMNIDA!”
All members: “KAMSAHAMNIDA!”
Thus, the first episode ended well-known.
[END]
