questo è dove vivo

I actually wish I was Italian

[lavanyakrishnan-blog-deactivate]

heheheheee

[living-life-my-way96-blog]

Don't you hate it when you're in an awesome mood, then your parents come home and completely put you in a pissy mood?

This is me everyday when my parents come home from work.

[thedependantloner]

PSA TO ALL PARENTS:If you do raise kids remember this: the tighter the leash, the further they run when it snaps.

[itslogg-deactivated20160505]

I am a writer. I should be able to go to new places and meet new people and experience new things.

I should not be trapped here, in this lonely town.

I’m 17 in two weeks, I’ve been driving for almost a full year, but to where?

Is that why I cannot travel? Is this why you will not allow me to go places, because I do not have enough “experience”?

You cannot gain experience unless you go out to experience.

I will not be able to figure out who I am, if I’m trapped in this small town.

People say we’ll all come back, but I can assure you I will not.

I’ll come back for family but not for long because I want to find myself and I cannot when my parents are too protective to let me go.

[clutteredreams]

my parents always say "enjoy your youth while you have it", yet they don't let me do anything

[iam-ami-iam]

[dailyhayleyatwell]

I like to play with the gender issue of casting in various films and TV.

[oberynmartell]

“All through my life what I’ve loved doing is watching movies. I love the escapism of film, I love stories. So it is incredible to be able to be in them as much as I am, to see them from the first stitch in a costume to the end product.”

[wordsnquotes]

in a world full of temporary things you are a perpetual feeling.

Sanober Khan (via wordsnquotes)

[oberynymeros]

“I am acerbic. I can be cruel. It’s who I am. Right to the bottom. I’m neither proud of this, nor ashamed of it. It simply is.”

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

bravery is not an option for us. girls HAVE to be brave in order to work the night shift, to take the last bus home, to walk to a friend’s house alone. we do not have the luxury of choosing. 

[harry-potter-on-meth-deactivate]

Or you could learn to defend yourself. don’t tell me that “girl’s are smaller than men” because Ronda Rousey is smaller than I am and she could beat my ass. And don’t say “not every girl is Ronda Rousey” because she worked her ass off to get that way, so it is possible for you too as well.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Right indeed yes—instead of being granted (what should be) the uncontested right to walk home safely, all girls should become professional mixed martial artists in order to ensure their possible well being. What a logical and reasonable solution. 

Why don’t you tell the parents of girls lost, and injured and attacked that the onus of their daughters’ assault lies not with their attackers but with their daughters’ inability to roundhouse kick their way out of a situation they didn’t even ask for? You think you’d have the guts and humanity to do that? You think you’d have the guts to tell the parents of a girl who’d been hurt that their daughter was attacked because she wasn’t UFC-qualified? 

[bettyfelon]

The other day, we saw this violinist performing “Bang Bang” near Park Street and I’m still totally 😻😻😻 over her!

[jessicaellencornish]

WHAT THE HECK!? This is so cool!

[thatmaskednegro-blog]

Girl in the background that just walks up and immediately starts getting down

[onlyblackgirl]

I see her all the time.

[cherryberryann]

best ones from Thomas Sanders’ Narrating People’s Lives.

[okayoverthink]

Thomas Sanders has come to this planet with only one purpose: to be the Viner King and ban every other crusty mayo sexist/homophobic/racist etc viner that literally no one needs in their lives

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[nanyoky]

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

[shakespeaker]

If you don’t write this play I will.

[foreverelsa-deactivated20170722]

Hella gay mercurtio 😂 its so true

[manda]

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

[0cean0fem0tion]

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

[oneofthosegays-blog]

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

[bellamyyoung]

I did both…

[friendly-pedophile]

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

[the-funkiest-penguin]

You kinky son of a bitch.

[toycarousel]

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

[whyiseveryonefalling-deactivate]

[itskaleena]

i fucking hated those things

[allhermysteries]

Found the asexual

[100wordsneversaid]

[wolftramp]

Follow this beautiful B&W blog