[notvoid]

[mysharona1987]

They are saying with a straight face:

This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.

Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.

[landunderthewave]

This is like the dude on Twitter who was like “Why is posting addresses bad?” and when someone asked him where to send a package for him he was like “Are you threatening me?”

When it’s about them, all of a sudden they understand. Weird how that works.

[grrrrowl]

[thebibliosphere]

I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:

“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”

I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.

[bibliothekara]

oh NOOOOOO

guys

I just realized John Barrowman is 6 inches taller than Jodie

do NOT

imagine Jack and Thirteen being reunited and

a) Jack happily picking the Doctor up and spinning around in a hug

b) Jack leaning down to kiss her gently in the forehead to say goodbye

IT IS DEADLY THESE THOUGHTS

(I am a sucker for Usually ‘Cheesy’ Character Has Moments of Quiet Intensity, so Jack is my Kryptonite )

[seawitchkaraoke]

You know what? I want Jack to keep turning up throughout the season in various stolen spaceships, trying to find the Doctor but always just getting someone else. He always immediatly kisses them and usually gets confusion. Just. Jack accidentally beaming on board various old companions who he never met (Amy, Clara, Bill, River) in various points of their timelines and kissing every single one of them of them. Amy probably slaps him. Clara, having been in the Doctor’s timeline does enjoy the kiss but then immediatly says “I’m not the Doctor, pretty sure she’s blond this time, but thanks for the kiss” (did Clara also see the Doctor’s future? Idk, but I like it this way). Bill is the only one he doesn’t get to kiss, she stops him before he even gets there and goes “I’m gay”. River is the only one who kisses back VERY happily, so happy in fact that that is what makes Jack realize, that even though this one is blond, she’s probably not the Doctor.

At some point he changes tactics and instead scans for two hearts. He gets Missy.

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[batpeep]

[elithien]

ℨ𝔬𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔠 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔱

So happy to have completed this series! I will be making these designs into stickers and acrylic charms. They will be available at my new etsy store!

[holdthelined]

Soooo, I did some of these “lesbian redraws of i’m not like other girls memes”, I have no idea how it’s officially called, but there ya go! More coming up. There’s a very interesting video about the mentality of these memes, it’s worth checking out! This one as well!

[sosuperawesome]

Crochet Birds / DIY Patterns

Tanya Zhylyayeva on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #DIY tags

[wherda-cat]

Astronaut birb!

[freekbugg]

I realize these are crocheted but I thought at first they were real birds in crocheted birb coats.

[30-minute-memes]

Capitalism is just theft with extra steps

[politijohn]

Y’all really have no conception of what a billion dollars is and it shows…

[walks-the-ages]

Hey this is a really good way to show how much money a billion actually is!!

[pyrlspite]

open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

[cybercrimer]

unlimited super salad.

[pyrlspite]

hmm.

unlimited super salad.

[tardigradetheking]

god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*

Optimus? I thought you were dead.

[pyrlspite]

benny?

…

you have to let me go, benny.

the crash was 4 years ago.

it wasn’t your fault.

[jo3mm]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[geminiwishes]

[tyhplosion]

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

[tyhplosion]

I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed

[liquidstar]

OP it gets worse.  Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot 

[thegalaxyabittotheleft]

He changed his icon bc of this post specifically

[tyhplosion]

good.

[realbutchhartman]

Can’t a man have confidence tumblr user ‘tyhplosion’?

[tyhplosion]

HELLO???????????????

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

[i-am-shitpost]

Whoever doesn’t repost this I’m afraid of

[badficniverse]

From the fanfic “My Life as a Cancelled Property”

[badficniverse]

From the fanfic “Who Framed Steven Universe”