Lick the Stamp and Send It

[thelordofshrimp]

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

[angst420]

hey guys idk if you know this but if you don't sleep or eat your mental health gets worse

[fleshdyke]

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

[hotvampireadjacent]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[mysillycomics]

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

[assiraphales]

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

[the-ghostcrew]

this was under a puppet history video

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[garbage-empress]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[suntara]

my favorite love language is trying, actually

[marisatomay]

happy 108th anniversary to franz kafka’s diary entry noting the beginning of world war i

[clonehub]

Rahul Kohli made the mistake of saying reylo doesn't make him horny and then he apologized saying it DOES make him horny and now this is happening in the comments under his apology

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

[honeylavendermilktea]

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

[spelldealer]

these are also animals