that irrepressible child of the future

I’m exceedingly complicated and my tastes are extremely convoluted. 🍎A🍋l🥚e❎i👁a🍏26🐌

[thebluehysteria]

i saw my creepy high school stalker two times this month and he definitely saw me the second time which is super awesome!!!!!

[thebluehysteria]

Ahhh just remembered the pandemic days when i’d work at the greenhouse full time then go home and play fire emblem 3 houses and animal crossing for 6 hours straight

[precious-silly-thing-deactivate]

Beaded whimsies by the Haudenosaunee (formerly known as Iroquois), tourist souvenirs crafted by Haudenosaunee women across the Northeastern US and Central Canada during the 19th and early 20th centuries

[fotofreddy-deactivated20240101]

Autumn garden of my mother’s house

[redbudbutch-deactivated20221003]

This is a lesbian sex party invitation from 1970s San Francisco. I love that it has coffee stains on it, like it was left out on a table for a while.

[thebluehysteria]

I think I only stopped looking like a teenager at age 26

[thebluehysteria]

Roadkill is kind of like if Down By Law happened in northern Ontario

[thebluehysteria]

Run don’t walk. Winners has bedazzled tramp stamps

[thebluehysteria]

This guy looks so much like my brother it’s scary

[thebluehysteria]

I hate my high waisted black denim shorts because they make me feel like a milennial emo

[okaydays22]

[mossymaidn]

[thebluehysteria]

Took me an hour to get home because the subway is fucked. Get home but i have a delivery! I ordered a new flat back for my ear piercing and those fuckers sent me an empty box

[weepingwidar]

Phoebe Little (American, 1992) - Complicit Tomato (2021)

[thebluehysteria]

I’m going to the mall after work to track down these shoes and if i don’t find them l will be SAD

[thebluehysteria]

im going to post a picture of myself fake reading Slouching Towards Bethlehem in a bikini at the beach on my instagram that i never post on

[thebluehysteria]

Going to the beach today!!!!!