I Am Glad You Crave My Best Conjugations.

25, Brazil, Libra, INFJ.

[ravensmoonlitmagick]

Tarot cheat sheets!

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[poisonkittie13]

[lesbianslovewitches]

Single Word Spells

Because I’m lazy and don’t like to monologue while I’m doing a spell, here’s a couple of the single word spells I use in my personal practice.

absum - to make something be concealed from sight

     ↳ def. to be away, be missing

advoco - summoning spell

     ↳ def. to summon

casso - destruction spell

     ↳ def. to destroy, make void

bellus - glamour spell

     ↳ def. beautiful, charming, handsome

explico - reveal information

     ↳ def. explanation, to unfold

mutare - transmutation

     ↳ def. to change

cessabit - calming spell

     ↳ def. to rest, be free of

uro - burning

     ↳ def. to burn, inflame

conturbo - invoke confusion

     ↳ def. confound, to throw into confusion

taceo - to silence

     ↳ def. shut up

[constantorenda]

Metaphors for a Body Dysmorphic

you’re held hostage; you can see the exhaustion in your face magnified by your conscience  a prisoner in your own body yet you’re terrified of escaping because you’re a type of sick that can’t be medicated unconscious shackles embrace not your ankles but, your mind in the fashion of a comforting gesture you find yourself at ease in being confined to  every crevasse and and inner wall built up of flesh that you're unable to call your own

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

[perrfectly]

[verpasstzuleben]

[verpasstzuleben]

[just-a-lonely-nobody]

"No one realizes how strong someone with depression has to be just to do daily stuff like shower, brush hair or get out of bed.”

[thebluesfromonhigh]

I miss those dancing days.

[0nly-an-illusi0n]

“I help others because I can’t help myself.”

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[the-suicide-effect]

"It all starts with not wanting to get out of bed, that's how you know you're getting bad again"

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Reblog if the gem on the left is just as lovable as the gem on the right <3

[askrhubarbwitch]

Diamond Authority

[making-friendos]

Classic movie reference

[stressed-skinny]

Name a more iconic duo

Me and body issues

[justscribbledwords]

“there are only so many ways in which you can destroy your body without killing it”

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