Ask The BLU Soldier!

"HELL YEAH, OF COURSE I'M HERE!"

[theblupatriot]

SOLLY 🦅:

MY NAME IS JANE DOE. YES, THAT IS MY REAL NAME.. I THINK. I WAS BORN IN AMERICA. MOLDED BY AMERICA. BAPTIZED IN AN EXPLOSION AT THE GRAND CANYON.

I SERVE THE BLU TEAM, A FINE GROUP OF RED-BLOODED AMERICANS—YES, EVEN THE ONE FROM MAINE. HE IS JUST EXTRA AMERICAN TO ME... BUT REALLY, THEY ARE ALL AMERICANS IN MY EYES. (By Maine, he means Demoman..)

I AM COMPLETELY NORMAL. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR. THE 'LEAD LEVELS' IN MY BLOOD ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER. MY TEETH RATTLE WITH FREEDOM!

I FIGHT ALONGSIDE THAT BRAVE MAN FROM MAINE WHO ENJOYS EXPLOSIONS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I DO. WE SHARE ALCOHOL, WAR STORIES, AND OCCASIONALLY A MEANINGFUL GLANCE—BUT DO NOT READ INTO THAT. WE ARE COMRADES. AMERICAN COMRADES.

...UH-HUH.

I AM A STRAIGHT PATRIOT, PRIVATE. I EAT RAZOR BLADES FOR BREAKFAST AND SALUTE THE SUN UNTIL IT SETS. I AM HERE TO DESTROY RED AND SHOUT LOUDLY. IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, I WILL RECITE THE CONSTITUTION BACKWARDS.

FOLLOW ME OR BE DRAFTED TO WORK FOR THOSE RED-CLAD COMMUNISTS. THOSE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS.

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Unknown‼️:

Hello, hello? Hey, uhm, you guys will have to deal with this man for a little bit. He's a little unhinged but for some reason, they took away his rocket launcher and given him free range to interact with any team... what are they thinking?

He's been a thorn in our side recently, haha. Please keep him with the RED team, we're worried because he also been drinking from your water source unpurified... and we know you have lead in there.. Stay safe. Please, keep our Solly safe.

Oh! And I almost forgot. Whatever you do... if you're BLU, do not mention that you're out of the States, it'll break his little American heart. If you're RED, he already thinks you're a communist. Sorry, not sorry.

If he seems close to some RED upon meeting them, yeah, no, perform some investigations.

You may have a Spy of ours on your team. He has been missing from our base for a bit. Send him back ASAP! He was supposed to be back months ago!

TAGGING!

#Eagle Eyes 🦅 × Reblogging (TF2)

#Patriotic Blu 🦅 ÷ RP Posting

#More Stars 🦅 × RP Chains

#American Appearance 🦅 ÷ Asks + Submissions

#Lead Thinking 🦅 × Out of Character

#Magnus Fortress ARC 🦅 ÷ TMA collab (potential RP tag)

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List of locations Solly believes/(knows*) his team is from:

Vermont; Spy

Maine; Demoman

Alaska; Heavy

Florida; Sniper

Western Ohio; Medic

...somewhere; Pyro.

(Boston) Massachusetts; Scout *

(Bee Cave) Texas; Engineer *

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Soldier and the Unknown Being(UB)—think of the mysterious person as having a similar role to Miss Pauling but BLU—are avaliable for asking. However, UB will often be busy, just catch them on their break.

[theblupatriot]

Mod activity, updated 10:01 p.m. (May 3rd, 2026)

THE SOLDIER WAS...

Exploded— boom.

I love you allll~ I'm regaining and losing activity, so it's a good time to interact while you see us online, haha.

Find us on @ask-drysdale! We aren't here all the time even if the status is blue!

AWAKE = QUICK RESPONSE!

AWAY = FEW MINUTES/HOURS.

ASLEEP = WAIT UNTIL I'M AWAKE.

DRIFTING OFF = ASLEEP + AWAKE,

it is possible I will fall asleep with green status.

DOESN'T SAY THE EXACT THING = COLOUR-CODED

I use Eastern Standard Time.

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(Examples)

12 AM EST TO SOME TIMEZONES:

PDT (Pacific Time): 10PM

MDT(Mountain Time): 11PM

EDT(Eastern Time): 12AM

BST(London, UK): 5AM

CEST(Berlin, Germany): 6AM

MSK(Moscow, Russia): 7AM

PHST(Philippines Time): 12PM

JST(Tokyo, Japan): 1PM

ACST(Central Australia): 1:30 PM

AEST(Sydney, Australia): 2PM

NSZT(Auckland, New Zealand): 4PM

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Memes! <- @'ing me in these are alright. I'll reblog whatever I'm sent. If I like a roleplay meme, you can use that too. There's certain things I won't reblog to keep this blog mainly 13+ but will like for older audiences. Suggestive or 'anything extra' content will be labelled and tagged as "Unpatriotic Asks 🦅". I love spam. Spam like me, appear in my inbox 24/7, reblog anything. This is my main blog, I also am the rightful owner of the the__patriot roleplay blogs. The list is at the bottom of this post. While Soldier may have a universe below (people that we interact with most), he is practically free-range at this point.

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LIST OF PEOPLE WITHIN SOLLY'S UNIVERSE AS OF NOW!

Multiples, Anons, and OCs are allowed, just comment.

(If you want to be removed, just tell UB.)

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[REDS]

Sniper: @theredbushman

Pyro:

Demoman: @red-explosions

Engineer:

Soldier:

Medic: @asktheredmedic

Spy:

Scout: @bestistbostonboy69

Heavy:

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[BLUS]

Snipers: @nicole-monday / @sharpeyeshooter

Pyro:

Demoman: @scruumppyyt

Engineer: @texantinkering

Soldier: ME! @theblupatriot

Medic: @pretend-doktor

Spy: @espionnage-bleu

Scout: @bluwithoutaclu3

Heavy:

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[OCS]

Cola: @colaiscool

Brooke: @cheerqueenbites

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[THE QUOTER]

-- @chaoticquotes-anon

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Side blogs for other Soldier variants.

@thechaoticpatriots - ANUS + PAINIS CUPCAKE, MODERN-DAY, BLU PATRIOT, EMESIS BLUE, CLASSIC, UB THE MOD, ETC... (Gore, cannibalism, and violence!)

@thehiddenpatriot - UB AND ANYBODY ELSE! (All ages! This is the mod being themself without the Soldier persona.)

@quintaheavy - It's our five-headed freak... who hates freaks. Get him!

[theblupatriot]

...Hey, Soldier. Just came by to ask you something. How would you feel if... if someone you knew had been hiding something from you? For a long time?

Not that they... weren't American or anything like that. More like... something else important, that they didn't tell you because they were... scared or something.

[@blu-grappler]

"IT DEPENDS ON HOW IMPORTANT IT IS OR WHO IS TELLING ME." "IF IT'S, LIKE, "I AM ACTUALLY A RED" SERIOUS, I WOULD FEEL... WHAT'S THE WORD? BETRAYED AND THAT RED WOULD BE DONE FOR." "THEY SHOULD BE SCARED, FOE OR NOT, SINCE I AM AMAZING AT WHAT I DO. ESPECIALLY FOR MY COUNTRY."

[theblupatriot]

There you are.... you have a debt to pay...!!!

[{@emesisblu-hunter}]

"WHERE... DID YOU COME FROM...? WHAT DEBT DO I EVEN HAVE TO OWE ANYMORE?"

@thechaoticpatriots

[theblupatriot]

on a scale of one to 1776

How patriotic are you?

"AMERICCCAAA!!!!!"

[theblupatriot]

Boo.

"HE'S BEHIND ME... ISN'T HE..."

"IL EST JUSTE DERRIERE MOI... N'EST-CE PAS...?"

[espionnage-bleu]

Wait- hold on, Soldat. Since when have you learned to speak French? Who has been your.. tutor? I doubt you would let someone tutor you, but still.

[theblupatriot]

"HM. I SPOKE FRENCH? YOU MUST BE IMAGINING IT, PRIVATE... I ONLY SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF PURE AMERICAN PRIDE!" "AND MAYBE PICKED UP A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM A LOVELY FRIEND'S FRIEND."

"IMAGINEZ PARLER FRANCAIS..."

[espionnage-bleu]

Stop.

[theblupatriot]

"OOOOO-KAY THEN!"

[theblupatriot]

Boo.

"HE'S BEHIND ME... ISN'T HE..."

"IL EST JUSTE DERRIERE MOI... N'EST-CE PAS...?"

[espionnage-bleu]

Wait- hold on, Soldat. Since when have you learned to speak French? Who has been your.. tutor? I doubt you would let someone tutor you, but still.

[theblupatriot]

"HM. I SPOKE FRENCH? YOU MUST BE IMAGINING IT, PRIVATE... I ONLY SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF PURE AMERICAN PRIDE!" "AND MAYBE PICKED UP A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM A LOVELY FRIEND'S FRIEND."

"IMAGINEZ PARLER FRANCAIS..."

[theblupatriot]

Hoihallo Heyy :3 ..

Ur not mad at lil ole me right..?? Eheh.. Promise i'm not like mah brother..

(( @whydoeshegetallthefun ))

"YOU KNOW, I THINK I SHOULD BE..? BUT I AM IN A VERY GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW, SO I COULDN'T BE MAD UNLESS I TRY."

[theblupatriot]

Boo.

"HE'S BEHIND ME... ISN'T HE..."

"IL EST JUSTE DERRIERE MOI... N'EST-CE PAS...?"

[sharpeyeshooter]

//TF2 RP TUMBLR POTENTIAL DISCORD SERVER

Hello! I am Grayson, also known as @sharpeyeshooter or @nighttimerang3r and I have been active on this part of tumblr for around a year now? Recently, I believe yesterday, a lot of accounts have been getting terminated, and many of us believe it is due to Tumblr’s AI viewing the blogs as “Spam” or “Impersonation”, as stated by @the-qualified-bone-sawer in their post about the situation. The idea of starting a discord server dawned on me, so even if something like this happens again in the future, we will be able to contact others in the space. This post is to see if anyone is interested in this becoming a thing. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE A COMPLETE MOVE AWAY FROM TUMBLR.

Here are some rules for if we do start a discord server.

You as a person must be 13+.

NSFW must stay in specific rooms of the server.

Minors may NOT under any circumstances engage in sexually explicit roleplays.

Zero harassment.

These are some ground rules. Any and all questions are welcome. Feel free to DM either of my accounts or my discord: nighttimerang3r

tags for reach ⬇️

@theredbushman @justthescout @the-qualified-bone-sawer @tf2aerothepilot @engi-neerin-my-limit @bluscoutcasperdoesthings @iridescent-firelight @running-in-blind @espionnage-bleu @ask-blu-medic-tf2 @thebillyboy @theblupatriot @redbonkmaster @red-explosions @bluwithoutaclu3 @texantinkering

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED !!

[goobergutz]

Maybe the real April fools joke was me being late all along….

[theblupatriot]

Hey, Soulja boy!

I uhh... Made sum cornflaks desrt for our team. Dhey're.. VERY American! Fo'sure... Ya wan sum?

"OF COURSE I DO, PRIVATE! IF IT'S FOR SURE VERY AMERICAN, IT IS FOR SURE SOMETHING I WILL LIKE!" "WHAT'S GOING ON THOUGH, WHY THE SUDDEN FOOD?"

[red-explosions]

Demo! DEMO!

Oh no he dead

(Ah-ha.. Emesis Blue variant *spoiler* vbelow.)

[grape-flavored-acid]

Heya, fellas. Jules the PRP Scout here! Call me Scout as most do, I guess, or just call me Jules! No cute-or-whateva nicknames, ya hear!

I'm, like, comin' outta of retirement and starting up this blog thingy again

Blah, blah, blah, you know the drills! Ask me questions and I just might mock ya if ya unlucky enough!

(Old intro post)

Yeah, mod is back (refer to this post). Anyways, feel free to bother, rp and ask Jules questions again!

I'm kind of developing some lore for him just so I can better articulate his speech, behavior and attitude towards different people and anons

Have fun interacting with him :>

As per usual, here are the tags:

✧ Jules/Scout talks: #hey i'm talking 'ere

✧ Jules/Scout answers: #you ask what now

✧ Jules/Scout interacts with other blog(s): #yo what's up

✷ Mod talks (posts): #out of the body

✷ Mod answers: #am i the artist now

☆ Updates/announcements: #my news piece

☆ Reblogs (mod in tags/others): #waiting room type music

As of making this new intro post, it is March 13th, 2026. Old @ is @/purple-scout-tf2

[firefirefirefirefirefirefirefire]

Hello Tumblr! My whole team seemed to have one of these nifty pages and I wanted in.😃 I really realy really love adding my own little flare to life, and others love it too.They even scream with joy when I share my friendly.warmth with them! That being said, there's plenty of my happiness to spread around, so Imm always open to new pals! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I enjoy spending my free time lighting up the world with color (usually red orange and yelllow) and brightness !! That's my biggest gift to a plain and dull life. Please excuse any oddities in my typing, my suit gloves and.goggles make it sorta hard to write! 🍭🦄🐣🍰🎇🍒🐶

Open for asks and interactions ,looking to make some moots that dont mind a fiery spirit!

⊂(◉@◉)つ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#pyro land 🔥 is my personal blog tag!

[theblupatriot]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LAUNCH ROCKETS WHILE FENDING OFF A BUNCH OF REDS? WHAT A JOB! BUT AT LEAST I GET TO BLOW THEM UP!"

He could complain about this as much as he wants, but there is no comparing to how passionate he is to even be out on the battlefield.

"I RATE IT, HM... I SAY, A SEVENTEEN SEVENTY-SIX OUT OF HUNDRED!

[theblupatriot]

Well howdy there, Jane, is it? So. I just got a wee lil question fer' ya. Wheres the lil blu runner boy? I wanna have a chat with him.

—🚬🔩 Zed.

"I THINK I SAW HIM RUN...!"

The Soldier squinted, furrowing his brow as he darted his eyes left and right, scanning the terrain.

"TOWARDS THAT WAY!"

He pointed dramatically to a far-off ridge, a jagged rock formation barely visible in the distance, his finger stabbing the air with exaggerated force.

"...I THINK."

[theblupatriot]

Soldier! I gave tiny jack a hat

"IT LOOKS NICE! YOU KNOW, I THINK THE HAT FITS HIM QUITE WELL, PRIVATE."