I'm not gonna die before I cop a feel!
Marvin, probably
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I'm not gonna die before I cop a feel!
Marvin, probably
ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴀᴇsᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ
Mallory: Truth or dare?
Hornbeck: Truth.
Mallory: What’s your credit card number?
Hornbeck: Never mind, dare.
Mallory: I dare you to give me your credit card number.
I’m not offended by homosexuality, in the 40’s I made love with many women, often outdoor in the mud, in the rain. It’s possible that a man slipped in.
Bob Wilcox during “A Case of Misdiagnosis”, probably
The fact that the gay episode of The Bob Crane Show is still missing by the end of Pride Month? Kinda homophobic if ya ask me :/
Bob, clutching his chest: Quick, Marv… call me an ambulance
Marvin: you’re an ambulance!
Bob, a single tear falling from his eye: I’m so proud of you…
Bob: [dies]
@nbctv HAND THEM OVER YA COWARDS
Bob: Well, if the first time I met you I said awful things, spilled stuff all over you, and acted like a first class nincompoop, what would you have done?
Ellie: Just what I did. Wait for my clothes to come back from the cleaners and then marry you.
Marvin: Good morning.
Schmidt: Good morning.
Hornbeck: Good morning.
Bob: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Mallory: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Gay rights!
Bob Wilcox during/after “A Case of Misdiagnosis,” probably
Bob Crane and Jack Fletcher in The Bob Crane Show “Mid-Term Blues”
Marvin: Oh! I know where this is going.
Narrator: Marvin had absolutely no idea where this was going. Saying he did was but a ruse to make him seem more intelligent and likable. To be fair, Marvin had no idea where most things were going most of the time.
I feel like if anyone involved in the show for whatever reason were to stumble across any of the content I’ve contributed to this fandom they’d be like “wh... why... why did you put time and effort into this”
Marvin: hey you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Hornbeck: what is the matter with you? You are a hazard to yourself.
Mallory: and a coward. Do 20.
I feel like with most headcanons I’m like “okay so this could be a thing but idk it might not, I just like thinking it, it doesn’t really matter, blah blah blah—”
but Marvin is Bob’s son, period, end of story, no questions asked