my moron babysitter is making me watch Breakfast Videos and drink Baby Oil. But I don't have the heart to tell my parents. AITA?

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my moron babysitter is making me watch Breakfast Videos and drink Baby Oil. But I don't have the heart to tell my parents. AITA?
Mallory: Truth or dare?
Hornbeck: Truth.
Mallory: What’s your credit card number?
Hornbeck: Never mind, dare.
Mallory: I dare you to give me your credit card number.
Marvin: hey you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Hornbeck: what is the matter with you? You are a hazard to yourself.
Mallory: and a coward. Do 20.
Hornbeck, you’re a twink. I’m gonna go smoke some weed now.
Jerry Mallory, probably
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