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Top 10 Scenes As Picked By My Friends → picked by Nathalie

“The elves… will they not fight?”

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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”

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I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil’s son of Gondor. Here is the Sword that was Broken and is forged again! Will you aid me or thwart me?

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I’m so mad “Who made this? 😂😂😂”

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High Fantasy / Epic Fantasy - Fantasy fiction set in or involving an alternative, entirely fictional (“secondary”) world, rather than the real, or “primary” world.

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When you realize you’re about to die out and join the other memes

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This meme is too self aware

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Cat Battle Armor

Prepare your cat for battle with this comfortable, flexible leather armor set. Whether your furry friend is stepping onto the battlefield to hunt tasty birds and rodents, or is trying to defend itself from pesky neighborhood cats, this armor will offer optimal protection. Sold on Etsy.

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US Politics

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“But Roland Deschain is white… wahhhhh!”

Keep crying bitches.

“But he meets a strong black female character so their dynamic will change!”

Your tears are fucking delicious.

“For 20 years I saw and related to Roland Deshcain, a white cowboy. Now I won’t feel that same connection.”

“He’s supposed to look like Clint Eastwood! What about his blue eyes!??”

Ahhhh…what a fucking time to be alive!!

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Zodiac Arrows

♈️ Aries were the vanguard, they invented the custom arrows. The purpose of the horns was to stake their claim on the target or territory. ♉️ Taurus arrows are tied together with a lace that has a bull’s nose ring at its end. Taurus are stubborn and don’t ever give up so their arrow can be used as a spear if the fight demands it. ♊️ Gemini made their arrows so that they would avoid routine and boredom. So, as they’re extremely thin, Gemini arrows are the only that can be shot together, the number of arrows in each shot is always changing. ♋️ Cancer are deeply sensible and easily hurt so they designed their arrow in a way that long fights are avoided. Their arrow is the most painful and cannot be removed. ♌️ The fletching on a Leo’s arrow is made out of lion’s mane. The arrows are used to protect the Leo’s kingdom - it may be anything, from home to a partner. Their jewels work as fuel for incendiary shots. ♍️ Virgo’s perfectionism made them extremely picky about their enemies. Although their arrow seems delicate and calm on the outside, it only takes one shot to kill. ♎️ Libras are the diplomats of the zodiac. Their arrow’s tip resemble the pans in the scale of Justice. Just like “Justice is blind”, so is its arrow’s tip. It is meant to end fights; not be part of them. ♏️ Scorpio have the tail of a scorpion on their arrow’s tip, which is poisonous and it kills their victim slowly. Scorpio have a natural secretiveness so they chose not to change their arrow’s fletching - after piercing an enemy in battle, it’s hard to tell if said arrow came from a Scorpio. ♐️ Sagittarius were not influenced by Aries custom arrows. As natural archers, their arrows were always the shape of their zodiac sign. These arrows can travel unbelievable distances, and are often mistaken by shooting stars ♑️ Capricorns were always resistant to big changes so they decided to modify their arrow only once and never again. The fish tail in the place of the fletching is reminiscent of their sign symbol (a sea goat). It can change the direction of the arrow after being shot, making this arrow impossible to escape. ♒️ Aquarius are know for their inventivity and originality. They improved the arrows transportation forever: instead of a quiver their magic arrows are carried on a water bearer (resembling their sign symbol). To pick their arrow they pour it from the bearer. ♓️ Pisces arrows were the last to be created. As Pisces is the sign of mysticism and spirituality, their arrows are capable of piercing the enemy’s soul. Much of this arrow’s characteristics are yet unknown.