cherry

I would eat my own toenails if matt sturniolo asked me to ♡ sideblog so I follow back as shortkingmd

[thebostonboys]

cherry • adult • libra sun + leo moon • tarot • tattoos • packers + bruins + celtics • mcu • fantasy reader • horror writer • ukyt

the only thing I don't tolerate is intolerance. immediate block if I see hatred of any kind (including any kind of tr*mp support)

[thebostonboys]

IM GIGGLING NONSTOP YOUR "Wrong Brother" instagram thing was so cute!! it made me giggle because its literally basically kind of whats going on in the fandom rn with sofia, matt, and chris

but i love the posts and scrolling through the comments was so enjoyable!!

thank you!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it 🥰 and honestly the stuff with sofia was the motivation behind it lol

[thebostonboys]

wrong brother

featuring matt x reader (face claim is glambyflo)

in which... reader is dating matt but frequently drags chris around town when matt doesn't want to leave the house. since fans don't see what goes on behind closed doors, they begin to speculate.

author's note: I've never done a smau before and have no clue how to format these things, please be gentle. feel free to take a peek at my ukyt fics too!

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yourusername made a post

yourusername: introduced bestie to matcha and kept him occupied at the beach by sending him scavenging

tagged: @/christophersturniolo

christophersturniolo: don't act like you're not impressed with my haul

> yourusername: you didn't find the magic conch :(

> nicolassturniolo: make me a necklace 🐚

>> matthew.sturniolo: make me a necklace too but make mine better

yourbestfriend: I've been replaced?!

> yourusername: I had to spare his feelings, trust you'll always be my #1 🫶🏻

>> christophersturniolo: rude

fanuser: chat is this real???

fanuser1: I can't decide who I'm more jealous of #bipanic

fanuser2: they're actually so cute together

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yourusername posted a story

> christophersturniolo replied: ew get away from me

>> yourusername: damn okay no more free coffee for you

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yourusername made a post

yourusername: matcha trips are more fun with friends ♡

tagged: @/christophersturniolo

christophersturniolo: I've never seen this woman before in my life

> yourusername: your life would be so boring without me and you know it

>> christophersturniolo: unfortch

>> yourusername: on second thought, I've never seen this man before in my life

> fanuser3: are they flirting???

>> fanuser4: @/fanuser3 literally not even being subtle about it either

yourbestfriend: me next, me next!

❤️ liked

matthew.sturniolo: absolute smoke show 🔥

❤️ liked

> fanuser5: MATTHEW THAT'S YOUR BROTHER'S GF

>> fanuser6: @/fanuser5 men and women are allowed to be just friends

>> fanuser5: @/fanuser6 she's literally with chris all the time, it's so obvious they're together

>> fanuser6: @/fanuser5 this is so weird, just let them be friends

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yourusername posted a story

> matthew.sturniolo replied: I need a haircut

>> yourusername: only if you want to be single!!! I'm so serious rn keep the long hair!!!

>> matthew.sturniolo: 😔

>> yourusername: I need something to hold onto

>> matthew.sturniolo: 😏

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yourusername made a post

yourusername: life lately 🍣🍵

tagged: @/sturniolo.triplets, @/matthew.sturniolo, @/christophersturniolo, @/nicolassturniolo, @/yourbestfriend

yourbestfriend: that raspberry matcha was genuinely lifechanging

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nicolassturniolo: delete this now

> yourusername: but you look so pretty 🥰

>> nicolassturniolo: I will shoot you with a gun

christophersturniolo: who's the hottie in the last one?

> nicolassturniolo: I'll shoot you too

fanuser7: is that chris in #5???

matthew.sturniolo: hot coffee

❤️ liked

> fanuser8: I thought she was with chris??? what is going on???

>> fanuser9: @/fanuser8 it's literally just written on her tote yall are insufferable

fanuser10: I can't even be mad, she's gorgeous 😭

> fanuser11: nah I'm still mad lmao chris should be with me 💔

fanuser12: chris might be the luckiest man on earth

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christophersturniolo made a post

christophersturniolo: went outside 🌲

tagged: @/yourusername

yourusername: thanks for not pushing me in 😇

> christophersturniolo: pretty sure matt and nic would both kill me if I did

>> matthew.sturniolo: I'm glad you know I'm stronger

>> christophersturniolo: okay let's not talk crazy

fanuser1: so sweet of her to take him on a walk! get those zoomies out!

fanuser2: need to find a man like chris who actually takes good pics of his girl

fanuser3: the more they post together, the more I think I love this???

fanuser4: the real question is where y/n managed to find cute hiking boots

> yourusername: merrell brand! so comfy and reliable!

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yourusername posted a story

> christophersturniolo replied: this is why everyone thinks we're dating 🥴

>> yourusername: I can't believe they think my standards are that low 💔

>> christophersturniolo: your standards literally look exactly like me???

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matthew.sturniolo posted a story

> yourusername replied: you're so lucky to have such a beautiful amazing wonderful delightful caring sweet incredible girlfriend 🥰

>> matthew.sturniolo: I'm hoping if I play my cards right, we'll both be lucky tonight

>> yourusername: matthew!

>> yourusername: 💦👅

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yourusername made a post

yourusername: wining and dining 💕

nicolassturniolo: you are STUNNING

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> yourusername: no u 🥹

christophersturniolo: without me? smh

> yourusername: well that depends on who you ask

>> fanuser13: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

fanuser14: pls tell me everyone saw matt's story bc this is driving me crazy

> fanuser15: I feel like it was a double date with her and chris??? and that's why she said it depends on who you ask???

fanuser16: I'm fr gonna crash out if she's not dating chris, they're too cute to not be together

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matthew.sturniolo shared a post

matthew.sturniolo: wrong brother

tagged: @/yourusername

yourusername: love you so much!!!

❤️ liked

christophersturniolo: thank god, dating your girlfriend was exhausting

> nicolassturniolo: she's just out of your league

[chrisssiren]

aw look at this sweetheart:(

[abbyroqueingit]

it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"

[pussybongwater]

Projector on my ceiling so I can watch the NHL game while we fuck

[angeldolette]

oh lots of wet dreams tonight trust me

[humpster35]

everyone is talking about how freaky Matt was being in their most recent video, but all i’m thinking about is how much of a fucking perv he is.

matthew always has sex on his mind—if he’s not thinking about fucking your brains out? then his next thought is when will he be fucking your brains out.

yes we’ve all heard about how matt didn’t wanna choose between ass or tits which is valid, but i think it’s because he genuinely likes it all. granted—tits are his favorite to look at, touch, lick and more.

but one thing about being his gf/wife? he’s gonna put his dick in your pussy always. he loves loves sex, he loves the feeling of sliding in and out of a tight wet hole—licking and slurping up juices from his girl.

the amount of cum he has is almost unbelievable, he drinks a lot of water which makes him very hydrated but also even if he cums like two times already—he would still have more to spare.

written: april 6th

posting a draft bc i missed matthew

[humpster35]

Matthew ain’t never beating the allegations 😭😭

mf was in that video FREAKED THE FREAKED OUT

[thebostonboys]

chris using stellarium in the new vlog 😍

[mattsturnioloslazyeye]

im so happy they’re out, they look so comfortable with each other it genuinely makes my heart so happy

[cryingchris]

literally so the weeknd coded 😭😭

[slvtf0rchr1s]

oh FUCKKK i moaned out loud.

pin me against the bed and put me in a headlock or smth cause damnnn

[envytheleavesatyourworst]

HOLY SHIT.!?!??!!

Oh my god….

[owensbabygirl]

this is the DILFIEST they've EVER looked.

#40s #beardchrisbeardchrisbeardchris

[thebostonboys]

I saw someone's theory that sofia is actually dating chris but matt is taking all the heat for it because fans have made the assumption and matt cares less about speculation like that and uhh yeah now I need a fic about that with reader or ofc 🙏

[inkedsturnioloss]

They looked so good in Hawaii 🌺🤭

[ariestrxsh]

He's so daddy and baby boy at the same time. I love him. 🥺🥺🥺