[journal-three]

The View From Halfway Down 

it’s all okay, it would be. were you not now halfway down.

[noradurstig]

“This was gonna happen to you one of these days.”

Bojack Horseman (2014 - 2020)

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He's not having it!

[thicclem0n-deactivated20200108]

he really said im cold tho

[15shadesofshananigans]

Made my night

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[jankybones]

Go ahead and tell me im wrong

[musashi]

THIS IS LITERALLY ASH KETCHUM’S ROOM IT IS THE SECOND SCENE OF SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 OF THE POKEMON ANIME FROM 1997 CAN FAKE NERD BOYS PLEASE GO

[ryttu3k]

Also consider: sports fans.

[34ther]

Pokemon is like if sports and cats were blended into the ultimate all-consuming marketable thing

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

That’s… actually the best explanation of Pokémon I’ve ever seen.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bruitist]

[backtobass]

[hydro-homies]

Houseplants

[gunraveled]

im fucking crying holy shit

[i-drink-and-i-say-things]

Coco, in a nutshell

[spellinwaiting]

hello did you know that all the elderly npcs in skyrim are part of an unplayable race called ‘elder’ because the skyrim character creator doesnt have an age slider

[pon-raul]

“age slider”

don’t you mean an Elder Scroll

[tabootasaur]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Humans basically went to space on a dare.

[incorrectrobins]

Dick, drunk: Okay, the key to flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground: and miss.

[kyleehenke]

the terrors of the past don’t stop

[montresormeal-deactivated202511]

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

[elihec]

Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest* Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention

[honeybrowns]

Kakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to the next: *goes over their mission in painful detail*

Naruto, also defying gravity: What-? I dont understand ttebayo! What does that mean????

Sakura, suddenly getting serious: *explains what Kakashi just said only with more emotional depth*

Naruto, finally touching down on a branch: *frowns off into the distance* Sasuke….

[gayavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[gayavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[internetdruid]

[puffier]

HE’S RUDE NOW!!!

[grand-romantic]

NO!

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Tofu-chan please….

[ai-yo]