[Inspirational Quote]

Hi I'm Katie and my life is a Disney Channel movie

[pleatedjeans]

[silverinthelines-deactivated202]

kylie jenner’s oscar worthy snapchat story…

[cocaineteas]

lmaoooo at Caitlyn being on the bed 

[missfaggot]

FUCK ME UP THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[litwtc]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Expectations vs reality

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

[teesadutta]

[hellyeahthomassanders]

Narrating People’s Lives: Nighttime Resolutions! 🌙 by Thomas Sanders

[unclefather]

[intensional]

when someone insults you and you suddenly become self conscious about everything

[thebuffetisopen]

officer: license and registration

me: *hands officer a card*

officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly

me: yes

officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night

[berniesandrs-blog]

[strain]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

How much did Aladdin pay to get a custom made matching outfit for Abu

How many times did he go hungry to afford that extravagance

[razkholnikov-deactivated2017020]

you can say whatever the fuck you like about the les mis film but you know when the last note fades away and valjean follows the bishop to heaven and the camera pans out to the really faint reprise of do you hear the people sing you’re a fuckign goner

[boykingdom]

who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three

[fijiooz]