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a future fashonista who can artfully combine bold patterns and subtle polka dots or will she need @e5thelove's help picking out clothes to wear for client meetings!? #pencilskirt #silkyblouse #week20 #month5

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"can't a woman relax and watch some tv in peace!? sheeesh" #lagunabeach #theranch

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i turn around, and see this. everyone is having a good time #week16

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"but daaaad, i told you i wanted a #roka wetsuit 😠" #momosroadtokona #ows

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"i have 4 shirts, 2 pants and one baby. yes pickup next tues is fine" #week14

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hello!? is anyone there?? 👻 #month3

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first day of daycare, packed my lunch and out the door. this is gonna be a breeze (but mom is = 😭x10000) #week11 #firstdayofdaycare

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i saw a dad balance a bottle on a bunch of bananas on the internet. i had to improvise with plums. not bad. #lookatthemplums

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dinner time at the ando-su household. everyone gets a seat at the table #week11

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i can't believe i spent days trying to make a Momo keychain out of shrinky dink instead of just getting a photo keychain (thanks internet for making it look easy). this kid has me by the balls #babycrazy #imthatmom

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who got a bunch of booster shots and didn't cry today?? this guuuuy👍😁 #week10 #nomoretears

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"aint nuthin here to see buddy, keep walkin" #week8 #manspreading #sideeye

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just needed a bigger white noise machine to fall asleep, that's all #napsohard

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i caught a pink shark in the bathwater 🏊🦈 #cutiepatootie #bathtimefuntime

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"mom, i got this. go do your thing" #independentwoman

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sometimes, we make the effort to dress her in cute onesies #momosroadtokona #memorialdayweekend

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happy belated 4 wks you bundle of stinky 💩💩💩!! you're alive, we're alive and despite the unending torture you put us through, we (still) love you very matcha🍵#week4 #momosroadtokona