Okay so because the Shaw pack is basically a target for all vampires (minus the solaires obviously), Iām PRAYING one of these mfās gets kidnapped by a vampire, specifically Angel because they have been a little too comfortable lately.
I donāt post about TADC on my account, or like literally any other fandom, but I have some words about the fans after watching the movie in theaters.
(Spoiler free, donāt worry)
I will say, I am very privileged to watch it in theaters. My partner bought our tickets. But also, that means that I would expect basic theater etiquette because we all paid money to see this show.
That being said:
Dude, yāall fucking reek. Like itās BAD.
I barely walked into that theater and got hit with a wall of onion sweat smell. Thatās not an exaggeration. Thereās a small hall before getting into the main room, not even a foot into me walking into that hall, there is a wall of onion sweat.
For the love of god, please learn how to properly shower and apply deodorant.
If you have time to get into full cosplay, you have time to take a shower.
As a fandom, I thought we ALL agreed that we were going to make sure that theater was well behaved and didnāt smell like a basement. What HAPPENED.
And I donāt know if it was just my theater, but EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THAT THEATER WAS TALKING.
Like what happened to theater etiquette. I donāt care how old you are, you shut the fuck up and watch the damn movie. I donāt want to hear you sing or make stupid commentary. Do that shit at home. If I wanted to hear some dumbass joke while watching the show, I would just watch someone on YouTube make commentary on it.
There was, I think a singular time when it got quiet and someone said ābruhā and their friend said āyo, be quietā and then the entire group started talking, and I said as loud as I could āNo seriously, shut the fuck up.ā
I donāt know why people treat a theater like itās a home movie where they can just stay stuff. We donāt want to hear you.
People who are here to watch a movie that they paid for do not want to hear you.
If you are going to watch this movie in theaters, honestly just skip out. Donāt worry about spoilers because there are so many ways to avoid them. Just watch it on YouTube and enjoy it from the comforts of your own home where you wonāt hear people make stupid commentary or make exaggerated laugh tracks at the smallest jokes or movements from the characters.
And if somehow you are one of the people who were in my theater, shout out to this one person who was dressed up as Jax in a maid outfit, and someone with a zooble headband, and yāall live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere (not gonna say the state and town bc I donāt wanna doxx myself), yāall stink. Like please take a shower. And also no one wants to hear you laugh at some random shit that wasnāt even funny. Stfu. Watch the damn movie, or stay home.
Actual Fact: There are more Redacted Audio episodes featuring werewolf characters playing Destiny 2 than there are episodes featuring them actually shifting into wolves. This is not an exaggeration. Imagine making all this lore and history supernatural characters just to have this random real-world videogame from 2017 have a bigger presence in a werewolf story than actual werewolf transformations.
I will never understand how people believe that Redacted is a good writer, ts is so bad.
As someone else in the comment said: Art is subjective. You might not like it, but that doesnāt mean you should say āI never understand why people think this is good, this is so bad.ā Itās liked for a reason.
If you donāt like a certain media, itās pretty easy not to consume it.
On top of that, I feel like that small detail is the LEAST of our worries when it comes to writing choices. Iām just going to restate what I had in my comment: We know what werewolves do. They shift. I feel like it would get boring just to focus on that aspect of all of our shifters because now it becomes their entire personality. What we donāt know is how these characters spend their time alone. What they do to fill up their free time. These little details that we have, though they arenāt super important to the story, they grow depth and understanding of a characterās interests.
Again, not trying to dog on your opinion, but also judging other people for enjoying a media is also not a great thing to do.
Guys, what do we think William wants to talk to David about? Because like what Iām hoping is William brings up something about the security prison thing that Quinn is at.
This is not my story so I donāt want to push anything, but I was always hoping for some dramatic standoff between Quinn, the Solaires, the Shaw pack, and then Darlinā in the frontlines because this is their fight to finish.
Instead we got āhey, so we caught him, did you guys wanna like verbally and physically bully him for 3 audios?ā
After he got caught, I was always hoping for some sort of escape, but people have pointed out to me that the department put him in a holding cell that William put money towards or smth like that, so Iām like idk, unless that holding cell has a malfunction or smth, that guyās not coming out (most likely idk, Erik could pull some strings and be like āQuinn had friends behind the scenes the entire time!!ā)
Chronically ill headcanons because Iām chronically ill, and if I have to suffer with a flare up, so do these mfs.
Lincoln gets chronic migraines and thatās partially why he talks so quiet. His own voice tends to be too much for him.
Lovely used to have chronic pain, but after the turning, all of those issues just magically went away and they use it to their FULL advantage (couldnāt be me, bro. I can only dream.)
Marie has arthritis that she got in her early 20ās (same, girl) and thatās roughly around the time where she took her healing magic very seriously.
Baby (Ollieās partner) also gets chronic migraines on the regular. Ollie is always on top of their health, especially when one comes up.
I feel like Sam also used to have some kind of pain, it just didnāt affect him as much before he turned. He was a really good healer as we all know, and heād just heal the pain away for the most part. After he turned, out of instinct, he would always grab his knee as he stands up from kneeling or sitting. Not that it hurt to get up, it was just something that was ingrained in him.
Darlinā has chronic pain BAD, but they just ignore it to the best of their ability. Pain killers donāt really take it all away, mainly just the lingering headaches, but the muscle and joint pain are hard to get rid of. Sam normally tries to get heal them a little, but they always insist theyāre fine and that they can handle it.
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