#redacted headcanons

[damnbtway]

the damihux pill. you can take up to one billion a day

short notes

now i have their “”final”” designs down

drawing huxley’s locs was difficult but very quickly became my new favourite subject

damien has an anti-eyebrow piercing. he would

he also has ear piercings because he’s a gay dude from a homophobic single mother ofc his ears are pierced don’t ask me stupid questions

dames is average height hux is just giant

hux’s hands are huge and calloused by the way

second photo’s a reference to the lasko date bonus audio iykyk but it’s one of my fav moments of these two ever i had to include it

requested by @grillbro kalen dude it’s been approximately three decades due to external forces at play against me but alas damihux will prevail. i hope u enjoy these as much as i enjoyed drawing them

[rainon88]

Redacted characters favorite place to kiss:

Milo: inner thighs

David: shoulder

Vincent: neck

Asher: all over the face, practically suffocates you

Sam: temple

Porter: hands, right on the knuckles

Guy: the type of fucker who does raspberries on your stomach

Geordi: nose

Aaron: jawline

Ollie: cheek

Lincoln: inner wrist

Huxley: top of head

Damien: back

Lasko: lips

Gavin: lower stomach

(going off pure vibes)

[asirentail]

Darlin' asking Sam about stereotypical vampire things and Sam getting more and more exasperated after each one.

"So... Is that whole... Not being able to go inside unless you're invited in thing true?"

"That's not because I'm a vamp, that's me bein' polite, thank you so very much."

"What about mirrors though."

"Darlin'. You've literally seen me look at myself in the mirror. Besides, that bullshit only started back in the time when mirrors were made with silver."

"Oh so you can't wear silver then?"

"Darlin'. I own silver- literally wearin' that necklace you gave me."

"Oh."

...

"What about garlic-"

"I swear to fuckin' God."

[indigostarrs]

Probably tank/darlin when they rekindled with the pack after years and was introduced to david and ashers human partners (they thought Asher and david were secret gay lovers) :

[velvet-syntax]

I offer to you : the wolves recovering from anesthesia.

Asher: not surprisingly, he is a blabbermouth. Won't stay still, waving his lanky limbs all over. He's such a danger to himself that Babe has to call in reinforcements a.k.a David and Darlin' to watch him while they go to pick up supplies. Ash takes this opportunity to spill every single piece of gossip he knows, though he's not on his a-game as he jokes about David to David himself who retaliates by making a video of him to show at his next birthday party.

David : the anesthesia turns him into a sap. He is looking at Angel from the passenger seat on the drive home getting all misty eyed which freaks Angel out. He asks Angel to please grab his phone and starts a note in the app talking about how grateful he is for everyone in his life. At home, he insists on using his mate as a weighted blanket which leaves Angel unable to get up for several hours and having to resort to Milo and Sweetheart for supplies and food, they stop by later with their son in tow. Turns out dopey David is a BIG fan of Aggro, who turns out is a big fan of doped David.

Milo : acted all tough until he was about to be put under, at that point he started squeezing Sweetheart's hand really hard and playing with their ring (his is on a chain around their neck until he can wear it again). Sweetheart reassured him time and time again, they were going to be there when he woke up. When he wakes up, he feels too energized and it takes Sweetheart, Marie and Sam to get him to lay back down.

Darlin' : First of all they are pissed Sam made them go. Then they are on meds and they become the most sentimental person ever. They are clinging onto Sam as if he were to vanish into thin air if he wasn't holding them. They grab his face to make him look at them and they go "You just don't understand how much I love you, it freaks me out". They take the opportunity to have a heart to heart with Babe and Milo to tell them how valuable they are and how much they appreciate having both as friends. When David offers to drive, they give him the biggest hug ever and David is lowkey starting to wonder if they're dying. (They're fine)

[claracatlady]

Hello… so it’s been a long time. How are you guys doing? I brought you an apology gift 🎁 to make up for the fact I disappeared off the face of the earth for two years… life and stuff you know

So I made you a puppy, I hope you like him. I know people were asking for him a lot back then so hopefully you still enjoy him two years later. I’m happy with how he turned out, considering I couldn’t nail his design for the longest time.

Edit: also his height should be saying 5.7 foot. I just suck at freedom units. I think 5.6 might even be better actually

Small life update for people that care, if not just skip:

So in the last two years I got caught up with my final year and university, and my graduate collection and dissertation and a really big competition (which I am happy to say I won 😌😝). Then after graduation I had a horrible time finding a new apartment (screw the London rental market) and then I started a three months internship which turned into a 7 months internship and ended beginning of April and now I’m job hunting (not fun, do not recommend) and thus between staring at listing for junior positions that ask for 3 years of experience and “unpaid opportunities” I had the time to actually sit down and draw something and re-listen some of the older audios, so here we are. So yeah, in summary, I am alive.

[hundredthousandmillionfaces]

Inversion 2.0 gonna be like

[themioka]

I like how all the mates cant be still whenever they get sick, they have to be doing something all while David, Milo, and Asher are trying everything they can to coax them back into bed or take a break.

Meanwhile Sam is silently panicking because he can't tell if Darlin is even alive under the thousands of blankets they've hidden under while on the couch or bed.

Also feel like Darlin are one of those people with mood swings whenever they sick except it occur at the most inconvenient of times. Sam be trying to make soup, tea and prepares their medicine meanwhile Darlin is tugging on his shirt while they lean on him whining about coming back to bed and snuggling with them.

To trying to wiggle further under neath their mountains of blankets, whining about how they're fine and to leave them alone. Whenever Sam tries to get them to take their medicine or check their temp, trying to coax them with cuddles while the nap on the couch for the 20th time today.

Doesn't work for a while that is till Sam is out on the couch trying to work or find some kind of other job (does he have his realtor job still?) Only for Darlin to end up flopping into his lap asking for cuddles and pets which he happily complies as he puts his laptop away onto the coffee table.