I’m headcanoning that Ursula’s umbilical cord was wrapped around Titus’s neck in the womb. I just think that makes a lot of sense and is very poetic given their entire relationship 
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I’m headcanoning that Ursula’s umbilical cord was wrapped around Titus’s neck in the womb. I just think that makes a lot of sense and is very poetic given their entire relationship 
Sammy Bryant shoves his foot in his mouth the first time he attempts to ask Reader out. She’s working at a local bar that is popular with the local cops and Sammy’s buddies on the force are idiots.
Recently divorced Sammy is clearly crushing on Reader and instead of letting the man be adorable and awkward about wooing her his buddies feed him lines they insist are smooth and will make Sammy seem like some kind of macho charmer.
Reader has had the same damn lines thrown her direction by guys who assume that because she works here she’s a total badge bunny. Reader is an absolute feminist badass who doesn’t take to any man throwing cheap demeaning lines her way.
So naturally Reader shuts that shit down when Sammy tries it and tears him a new one pointing out that her working here doesn’t mean she’s just trying to pick up any dude with a badge. This is her job that she’s doing while she finishes up her degree. So fat chance in hell she’s giving him a shot when he’s clearly attempting to just get laid because he assumes she’s looking for that. While she isn’t shaming anyone who is looking for that she is shaming the hell out of him for throwing absolutely misogynistic shitty pick up lines at her.
Sammy feels like a kicked puppy and slinks away clearly ashamed swearing he’s never listening to his friends ever again.
The second time he asks her out is done after her shift ends and is more true to who Sammy is. He buys her flowers as an apology and winds up awkwardly spilling probably too much of his heart to her admitting his intentions and his divorce and his general cluelessness with dating given it’s been a while and Tammi stomped on his confidence.
Reader decides to forgive him and tells him she’s going to give him one chance at a date so don’t fuck it up.
She gets to know the real Sammy who is a dad to a young son and does want to do the right thing on the job even if he knows the system is broken. She meets the Sammy who cares and loves hard even to his own detriment. She meets the Sammy who actually does respect her and sheepishly admits he was an idiot to listen to his friends given most of them are single for a reason.
Reader agrees to more dates as long as he never asks his buddies on the force for dating advice ever again.
Pregnant Reader is absolutely literally worshiped by Titus Danforth. The woman is his living breathing goddess; his own personal Persephone. She doesn’t lift a finger or feel an ounce of discomfort for a damn thing.
She’s provided fresh fruits and high vitamin smoothies nothing but the best nutrition for his heir.
She’s provided her own personal maid to be at her bedside waiting every morning with a cup of decaf hot tea and a copy of her favorite magazine or newspaper.
She is given a Michelin starred personal chef to prepare whatever she’s craving. She wants homemade vanilla ice cream with fresh peaches he’s on it. She craves the fluffiest egg salad sandwich at three am he’s prepping the eggs.
Reader has the finest silk gowns perfect for accommodating her expanding belly. The fine fabric is soft and light on her skin.
Titus pays a masseuse to give her foot massages and makes sure she can get pedicures and waxes to maintain the usual sense of self care she maintains prior to pregnancy.
She leisurely floats in the heated pool at Titus’ chunk of the estate because the floating is relaxing on her aching body.
She strolls around the estate with her anxious maid close behind because light exercise is good for her and the baby but Titus will lose it if she overextended herself
Titus hires the best doctors to make house calls at all hours of the day and night
Reader is doted on by her husband. He will stop meetings if she enters the room because she is feeling hormonal and weepy
He’s been known to take important council meetings in the comfort of one of the living areas forcing everyone to stand aside while he holds his needy wife in his arms on the sofa.
He throws a massive ball to celebrate the announcement of his impending heir. Who needs a baby shower when you can force other elite families to show up and show some appreciation and respect for the Danforth heir. The Danforths are an old and respected family after all and another member of the family is a reason to celebrate.
When she gets cabin fever Titus will relent and take her out for a day at the Danforth Country club, eating brunch and sitting by trying to pretend he’s not bored out of his mind while she gossips with other affluent council wives. He does maybe find a bit of smug amusement in how the staff fawns over a pregnant Mrs. Danforth.
Titus finds peace in the quiet moments of her pregnancy: resting a hand on her belly at night while they sleep, resting his head against the baby bump when he’s exhausted and wants to be close to his heir, feeling the gentle flutter of movement of his heir within her womb and the strong kicks.
Titus who takes his wife to whatever high dollar boutique she wants to buy little baby socks and overpriced wooden blocks.
Titus who has his staff set up the expensive crib and changing table and makes them set up baby seats in each of Titus’s vehicles.
Titus who shocks reader by baby proofing the Danforth estate it’s a great ordeal placing daggers and other sharp items out of infant reach.
Titus who is maybe just the slightest bit delighted to be a father….if anyone asks though he’s just relieved that he has an heir though….no he didn’t get weepy when he first felt his baby kick, shut up.
Touch Starved - Titus Danforth
Pairing - Titus Danforth x Wife!Reader
Summary - Titus insists he doesn’t like physical affection… until you accidentally discover his one very specific weakness.
Word count - 904
Welcome to another one of my silly little rambles about the old men I’m obsessed with. Hope you enjoy what my brain comes up with at 2am!!
Thinking about Titus Danforth pretending he doesn’t like physical affection at the start of your marriage.
He’ll tolerate it. He’ll let you hold his hand if you reach for him first, won’t complain when you curl up against his side in bed, but he never asks for it. If you tease him about it he just gives you that little shrug and mutters something about not needing all that “clingy fuckin’ shit.”
Until one day.
He’s sat at his desk buried in paperwork, brows pinched together while he tries to concentrate. You’re wandering around the room doing your own thing before eventually ending up behind his chair. Without even thinking about it, you rest a hand on his shoulder and start lightly scratching at the hairline on the back of his neck.
And he just… stops.
His pen hovers over the paper, frozen halfway through writing. His shoulders, usually so tense they could snap, slowly drop beneath your fingertips. He lets out the quietest breath, almost like he didn’t realise he’d been holding it.
You don’t even notice at first. you’re just absentmindedly running your nails over the back of his neck while looking out the window.
“You done?” You ask after a minute when you realise he hasn’t written anything.
He blinks once, then looks down at the same word he’s apparently been staring at for the last thirty seconds.
“What?”
You laugh and twist your fingers through the greying curls on the back if his head. “you’ve been on the same page since I started.”
He grumbles something under his breath that you can’t quite make out before trying to get back to work. Except every time your fingers stop moving and his shoulders tense again.
After a few painfully silent seconds he clears his throat and tilts his head a little. You just grin because titus danforth—the man who swore he didn’t need affection—is asking for neck scratches without actually asking for neck scratches.
Of course, the second you realise what’s happening, you’re unbearable. Your hand stays still against the back of his neck and you feel his shoulders tense beneath your palm.
“That’s cute.” You say, having to bite back a laugh.
He waits for you to continue, so do you. The room falls quiet apart from the ticking of the clock on the wall.
“What’s cute?” he finally mutters, still pretending to read the same line for the fifth time.
“Oh, nothing.”
You start to pull your hand away and his hand shoots up faster than you think a man his size should be capable of moving, wrapping around your wrist before you can step back.
“Don’t.”
“Don’t what?” You bite the inside of your cheek to stop yourself smiling.
“Don’t start with this shit.” His jaw flexes and his grip on you tighten for half a second.
“Start what?”
He finally turns in his chair to glare up at you. Except it isn’t much of a glare, not when you can see the pink creeping up the tips of his ears.
“You’re bein’ a pain.”
You gasp dramatically before gently slipping your wrist free and folding your arms across your chest. “If you want me to keep playing with your hair, you’ve gotta ask.”
His eyebrows pull together like you’ve just asked him to perform public humiliation.
“Absolutely not.”
“Okay.” You shrug and take a rather large step back. “Then I guess I’m done.”
“For fuck’s sake.” Titus calls your name and grip his pen so tight you think it’ll snap. “Don’t make me say it.”
“Say what?” You glance back over your shoulder with the sweetest smile you can manage.
He looks genuinely pained, like this is somehow worse than every bloody thing he’s done in his life.
“Woman.”
You just wait, arms still folded over your chest and foot tapping against the perfectly polished hardwood floor. For one moment you think he might grumble under his breath and shoo you away. That is until his head drops and his lips part just a fraction.
“Please.”
“Sorry?” you cup a hand around your ear and lean in. “What was that, dearest?”
His eyes squeeze shut as he tips his head back against the rough leather of his chair.
“Please.”
“Please what?”
“Please…” He pauses and lets out the most exhausted sigh you’ve ever heard. “Play with my hair.”
You can’t help it, you coo at him—actually coo.
“Oh, my sweetheart. You just want some affection, huh?”
“Don’t.” His eyes fly open and he sends you a halfhearted glare.
“My poor grumpy husband.”
“I’m serious.”
“Look at you asking so nicely.”
“If a single soul hears about this, I swear to Mr. Le Bail himself, you’re fuckin’ done.” He points a finger at you with all the authority in the world, even if it’s an empty threat.
You only laugh as you wander back over to him, slipping your fingers into the hair at the nape of his neck again. The effect is immediate, his head tips back into your touch before he can stop himself. His eyes flutter shut, his shoulders melt, and the grumpy muttering dies on his tongue.
“That’s it,” he grumbles, though it comes out far softer than he’d ever admit. “Keep goin’, honey.”
You smile to yourself because apparently the quickest way to tame the terrifying Titus Danforth, is with a few gentle scratches to the back of his head.
Me the entire time i was writing this btw…
#that's one sick puppy
Compromise | dark!Bucky Barnes x reader
summary: after weeks in bucky barnes’ basement, you continue to plot your escape. unfortunately for you, he’s been plotting something, too.
word count: 4.2k
warnings: smut (noncon), oral (m receiving), forced breeding, bargaining, kidnapping/imprisonment, yandere (slightly?), a little bit of lactation kink
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"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out
Rainstorm (Bucky Barnes x Reader)
credit goes to @princess-of-riviaa for this idea although I think I took it in a slightly different direction than she intended… I hope she won’t mind ;)
this isn’t a “dark fic” in the traditional sense because Bucky himself isn’t very bad (he’s in Winter Soldier mode so he’s no saint, but he’s not a sadist either, just kinda morally ambiguous) but the situation and topics are pretty dark so be wary.
Summary: the Winter Soldier has basic biological needs. HYDRA has hypotheses about the hereditary capabilities of super soldier serum. You’ve been brainwashed into believing that these two goals are your life’s purpose, and that nothing would make you happier than to be at the mercy of HYDRA’s favorite weapon.
Word Count: 4.3k
Warnings: kind of non con* (see below), somewhat painful loss of virginity, mention of blood, captivity and grooming and general HYDRA nastiness
*This is certainly non con because the reader has been brainwashed to comply to orders, but it has none of the trappings of traditional non con fare for the exact same reason. She’s not gonna resist and she doesn’t want to, it’s just that she lacks, on a greater level, much of a choice.
big fan of the SHCU (Shawn Hatosy Cinematic Universe)
P!LINKS | SHAWN HATOSY CHARACTERS <333
JACK ABBOT
med student!jack de-stressing after a rough shift
it’s 3am and jack is working, but you’re ovulating and can’t let this opportunity pass by
he may be old, but he can still put in the work
there are advantages to jack working nights, it means you can have mornings like this
he loves the way you squeeze and cum around his fingers
bonus!: you can be such a pain in their ass, so robby and abbot decide to do something about it
POPE CODY
he’s just a little sensitive…
pope loves it when you play with him
his favorite place to be is in between your thighs
tattoo artist!pope who just can’t resist your weeping pussy
after baz said pope would never have a child, you’re on a mission to prove him wrong
what can he say, he’s curious
SAMMY BRYANT
sammy is tired of all the guys teasing, he’s gonna get his precious housewife pregnant no matter what
DA won’t prosecute, perp got away, and sammy needs to take out his frustration on you
sammy shows you what can happen when you don’t lock your windows OR (see titus)
you’re giving attitude about living in castaic, sammy puts you in your place
he’s your husband, he shouldn’t be wearing a condom anyways
while on solo patrol, sammy finds you looking so lonely, he can fix that
BRETT RICHARDS
It’s tough being chief, all he wants to do is come home and sink into you
he loves the way you look so helpless under him, he can’t help but cum inside
he works hard and works up quite the appetite
CHARLIE REID
this is what you get for running, now he has to teach you a lesson
you wanna be brat? know your place
he knows you’re not on birth control, he cums inside anyways
why should he pull out?
TITUS DANFORTH
you’re too precious to kill, no, titus needs to breed you instead, he needs an heir after all
for all the fight you put up, you sure are greedy for him cum
a sweet girl like you living all by yourself? well he just had to stop by and make sure you’re well cared for OR (see sammy)
sometimes, he just wants to be your good boy
I genuinely cannot stop thinking about this old man
and mini self promo of my abbot smuts: ache & drool
nsfw masterlist
I FOUND THE TWEET THAT GOT ME TO WATCH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
my fav 1995 pride and prejudice scene is when Mr Darcy walks in on Lizzy crying when she’s just received the letter about Lydia running off with Wickham
why you might ask?
look at his face
this poor man is in total panic mode
he’s like shit shit shit what do i do what do i do
she’s crying omg she’s crying WHAT DO I DO
like you know nothing in his life has ever prepared him for this moment
he’s at a total loss
just like how do i make it stop please
and i think that’s beautiful☺️
Tao Siqi (Chinese, 1994) - White Tail (2021)
Uh oh, I’m watching Pride & Prejudice (1995) yet again. Maybe one day I’ll have watched it enough and the feelings will wear off
i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it