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@thebusdiary
Family matters
2 women and 'n' number of their children enter the bus. Bus driver asks how old some of the children were. Mummy lies so they don't have to buy the ticket. The child snaps back saying I am 8. Bus driver is not amused at all! He then gets mummy to round them up and counts the tickets they need to buy.
Finally, the bus moves after a good 5 mins! When it's time to get off, bus driver subtly advises the ladies to remember the number of children and their ages!
Off with the speaker
A man enters the bus and he is talking on a video call. Full on speaker volume!
Driver waits patiently and then he turns around and says, "Kind Sir, can you turn off the speaker please?" Thank you!
Sketch
A man sitting in the bus for a long journey I think. He is sketching the picturesque Cambridge parks and late spring flowers onto an unruled white sheet. He is sketching away!
Chip & Dale
Karum Kurum, Dale eats chips on the bus. Licking his fingers, yum yum, chipping away at the chips! O boy, I love chips :) Now who doesn't!
P.S: Dale is Mr.X/Ms.Y. He/She gets onto the bus and starts munching!
In between the fields
Wherever I am, I take the bus. Buses are my favourite mode of transport. I travel to my office in Cambourne everyday. The bus whizzes past vast fields along villages. The fields are huge. I cannot see the horizon. Just big green fields, sometimes white, white as snow. Frosted!
Pass Pass!
Today morning, 3 guys got into the bus and headed to the last seat in the Volvo. There were 2 seats & one guy had to make do with standing in the bus. They were contemplating on taking the next bus. The bus started and they had to stay put. Conductor made her way all the way up to the balcony where these guys were sitting. One guy asked for a day pass. She told it is closed. He did not understand that. She explained to him she did not have passes left with her. He asked again. O then he realised "Acchaa toh passes finished". Finally!
Work anywhere, anytime!
Yesterday I was waiting at the Tin Factory bus stop. A hot day, polluted air because of a large inflow of vehicles & smokers. I was searching for a proper place to stand while waiting. I chose to stand beside the Chaat waala. Mouth-watering smell of masala puri, crisp samosas (not hot though, they were probably a day or two old) the chaat waala was busy churning up plate after plate to his customers amidst such hullabaloo, smoke & dust. Very efficient indeed!
Oily oily oily!
If you have dabbed oil on your hair and you want to sleep in the volvo, please do not put your head on the window. It is just gross to see oil patches on the window next to your seat!
Clawed!
Some bus conductors have a long nail on their little finger of their left hand. Wonder what are its uses!
Confident old lady!
Volvos are NOT elderly/disabled/children friendly at all! A very old granny makes her way onto the balcony seat in the volvo. She confidently holds on as the bus zips and zaps through the traffic. Very commendable!
Musical Chair
I am sitting in the aisle seat in the balcony of a volvo. (I do not like the AC on the window seat). A guy comes and sits on the window seat. I pull up my bag, lunch box, my book and earphones connected mobile phone. He receives a call on his mobile. He makes his way out of the window seat in a jiffy. He immediately comes back and asks for the seat. I was very annoyed!
Stream of paan juice!
The bus driver makes a sharp turn out of the bus stop. As he turns he lets out a big spit out of his mouth (yucky), perfect trajectory!
One good turn deserved another!
My friend and myself get into a regular BMTC bus. We both were admiring his phone. Our stop came nearby. He stuffs his phone into the front pocket of his bag. Many eyes were on the bag. One pair of those hungry greedy eyes on the phone makes his way into the bag. We realise this only when we get into our next bus. Pickpocketed! My friend allowed me to go in front so that I could get down the bus safely. One good turn definitely deserved another!
Rugged & Rash!
We got into the airport bus. The conductor comes to the balcony to issue tickets. Driver brakes suddenly. The conductor is not amused at all. He cribs to us saying this driver is always rugged & rash in behaviour. He states, "the driver has a criminal mind"!
Is your phone greater than your life?
A person approaches the bus standing in the signal. He asks "ee bus Marathhallige hogatta?" (Does this bus go to Marathhalli?). He is talking on his phone. The bus driver says, "hogatte hatkol ri" (Yes, it goes get on the bus). The man is so engrossed on his phone, he walks away hurriedly. The driver mumbled, "Looks like his phone is greater than his life!"
Time and tide wait for none!
As usual, waiting in the silk board signal. A goods auto is standing next to me. The cleaner gets out of the auto and starts wiping the glass of the auto. Signal turns green. We all move a few feet further. Not much though. The autowala parks in the signal again. The cleaner gets to work again. Now that's efficiency I say!
Sunset!
The only consolation standing in the silk board signal for half an hour is you get to watch the sun set! No more sulking at silk board!