the butts & the bees

main is 333-FML-666 • bee • pansexual • enby • they/he pronouns • 34 switchy • kinky • married • midwest • my pictures under #bee

[barkrk]

a boot is a kind of sex toy if you think about it

[burnt-to-cynders]

I love love love love kink art or smut that either carries the implication or outright states that it takes place in a setting where outlandish kinky shenanigans are commonplace and relatively lighthearted. Friends or lovers who regularly kidnap each other and put each other into bondage, only to go out for drinks a week later when they're let out. Bullies or rivals that take someone and edge them for a whole weekend, but when they escape they nab the bully or rival on their way out the door and edge *them* for a whole week. "Bad end" fantasies except the victims are enchanted to be immortal and emerge from their years of sensory deprivation and torment with no mental scars and, actually they quite enjoyed it upon reflection, maybe they'd like to do it again. Plus they're usually some fantastical setting to better incorporate the kinks, which doubles the erotic escapism element. I think it's a lot of fun to picture myself as a ninja girl who gets caught and bound just about every mission, or a powerful wizard who's meddling beyond my skillset leaves me unable to cum for a month, or a haughty villain in tight spandex who trades barbs and bindings with a heroic nemesis in equally tight spandex.

[daughtercest]

you come here for porn. i come here for weird erotic friendship. we are not the same

[mollyjames]

"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had

[mollyjames]

I mean... yeahhh...

[riven-wanders]

@atrophicgalaxy you may have seen this before I don't remember

[atrophicgalaxy]

I'm not sure I have seen it but DAMN it's absolutely relevant to my interests

[sadocanine]

I should be curled up at the foot of a big bed not struggling with social and emotional problems

[thebuttsandthebees]

"pet play" as in "I'm your guard dog and I'll kill anyone who makes you uncomfortable"

"pet play" as in "I'm your service animal and I'll help you do things that are difficult"

"pet play" as in "I'm your emotional support animal to comfort you"

"pet play" as in "I'm the sweet cherished creature who feels like home"

[cerulean-dragonfly-deactivated2]

Love bites on his neck 💋

Finger bruises on his biceps 💪

Hand prints on his ass 🖐

Nail marks dug into his hips 💅

My body marking work of art 🤌

[the-sensitive-sadist]

I keep seeing so much misinfo on here.

"You can't get bred by a strap" "Trans women can't get pregnant" "trans men don't have prostate orgasms"

Lies.

You're not fucking them hard enough. Rail. Them. Harder.

[sayalyssacee]

Anonymously tell me why you follow me

[prettysheepy]

Fingers in my mouth please? Condescending praise while your fingers are in my mouth please??? 🥺

[yourfxllenangel]

50 NSFT questions for May (Ask Game):

1. Top, bottom or vers?

2. Dom, sub, switch?

3. On a scale of 0 to 10 how kinky would you say you are?

4. How many people have you had sex with last year?

5. Bare, pattern or unshaved?

6. When was your most recent hookup?

7. When did you last cum?

8. How often do you masterbate?

9. What is the last thing you touched yourself to?

10. How did you last cum?

11. Are you hornier in the morning or evening?

12. What are your 3 favorite kinks?

13. What are your limits?

14. What kink would you most like to try?

15. What kink have you tried but didn't enjoy?

16. Do you have a master/sub?

17. What's the kinkiest thing you've done?

18. Favorite piece of underwear you own?

19. What underwear would you like to buy/be gifted? (pics welcome)

20. What underwear are you wearing right now and how long have you been wearing it?

21. Have you ever worn a toy to work/class?

22. Have you ever gone to work/class commando?

23. Do you like humiliation/to be humiliated?

24. Do you like dirty talk? What names do you like calling/being called by?

25. Do you like spitting/being spitted on?

26. Do you like being punished/punishing a sub?

27. Do you enjoy receiving/ inflicting pain? How strong?

28. What is your favorite pain instrument?

29. Do you like giving a spanking/getting spanked?

30. Do you like slapping/getting slapped?

31. Have you ever gotten marks/given a sub marks from impact play?

32. How many fingers can you fit inside of you?

33. Do you have any specific fantasies?

34. How vocal are you (playing solo or with partner)?

35. What are you wearing now?

36. Favourite positions?

37. Biggest turn on?

38. What size bra are you?

39. Favourite colour lingerie (on yourself or partner)?

40. Favourite place to receive/give kisses on the body?

41. Favourite phrases to hear/say in the bedroom?

42. What’s the most surprising/unexpected kink you have?

43. What do you do for aftercare?

44. Monogamous or Poly?

45. Wildest Wet dream?

46. When was the last time you sent nudes?

47. 🍃 Or not during sexual activity?

48. Oldest person you’ve dated/crushed on?

49. Favourite part of your/your partner’s body?

50. Truth or dare?

[neguinhxx]

Black people also practice Shibari. // My Collection for Black is Beautiful.

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

these restrictions are really getting out of hand. Every single invention i've submitted to the mad scientist symposium this year has been denied on the grounds it 'could be used for fetish material'! What the fuck man! A shrink ray and a mind control helmet are like the most foundational mad scientist devices and now I'm not allowed to submit them to the symposium on the off chance someone is turned on by them? Whats next? Banning strapping your rival to a table and threatening them with a big laser? Banning the glowing green mystery chemical that turns you into a big monster? Soon they're gonna be banning lab coats and shiny black gloves!

[butchdemiurge]

fupas are hot as fuck maybe one of the hottest parts of the body idgaf that the acronym sounds a little whimsical normalize acknowledging the charmingly tender feel look and scent of the fupa

[swagg1ttarius]

i could suffocate you with my thighs

[roxxybunny]

in case you’re wondering

[bongbun]

i’m a soft sweet guy but i’m also a disgusting pervert if u get to know me i promise

[urbutchgoddess]

Fat femme in a mating press. You agree.