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this is kind of a joke but not really :3

[mortalityplays]

I truly don't think there's anything worse than an artsy theatre kid band trying to do a dark edgy song about domming someone. like it's giving dr horrible. I don't believe you.

[mortalityplays]

it's the same problem every booktok dark romance D/s fantasy has, which is that it's written by a sub projecting what they think they want that guy to sound like. there's nothing sexy about someone sweatily pointing out to you how dommed you are right now for fear that you weren't aware you're totally subjugated and definitely 100% under their control. also they're feeling very possessive btw. are you listening. though actually now that I'm typing it, this is also the problem with 90% of cishet maledoms irl so maybe they're cooking. post cancelled.

[mortalityplays]

hey so you'll never guess what prompted this post

[mortalityplays]

get secondhand embarrassment with me

[mortalityplays]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

The Masque of the Red Death, sculpture by Emil Melmoth

[zegalba]

Rick Owens: “Exploder” Fall/Winter 2007

[ellienamored]

when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[teathattast]

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[valtsv]

i've always hated this image because it implies i would try to sleep as far away from the corpse as possible. i would not fucking do that. i would tuck them in and get right in beside them. shame on you.

[valtsv]

fixed it

[amuseoffyre]

One of my favourite photos from my trip to Warsaw in 2006

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[dreemurr-skelememer]

anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[archive-moth]

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017)

#MyGirlfriendWantsMeToEatAFrogForHerExperiments