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𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐁𝐨𝐲 (𝐈𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞 #1): 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐥 𝐨𝐧... 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨

Doomed toxic yuri situationship saying "Fuck it!" despite it all. Thank you, @deltastic for letting my little Tremere witch make messy smoochies with your Brujah terminator ;) They've been pent up for far too long

#bumping the Yuri again #look at our mules 🫏🫏

Part of me thinks that I should've made GG somewhat even thiccer in the latest pin-up. Is her juiciness enough to hydrate/heal the planet from this devastating heatwave 😩😩

#how can she be captain planet ass if the ass isn't even Jupiter sized smh #the boobies too

pseudomantis

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

#ship: enemies to lusters to ???#we know who's who #come on now

mortifying-macaroni

Mortal Gretchen in the 90s enjoying a good history book on the beach while Megadeth is blasting

#one more for da day #I'm finishing another pinup #between studies #pray for me #it's the catsuit one #anyway I'm thinking of doing another pic of mortal GG in the summer #I wanna play with some vibesss

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Mortal Gretchen in the 90s enjoying a good history book on the beach while Megadeth is blasting

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#go Santa! go!

Mortal Gretchen in the 90s enjoying a good history book on the beach while Megadeth is blasting

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:D

cryptile

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits

peony-pearl

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

#never discussed this one but Gretchen has a trophy room within her lab #in it you'd find specific body parts that are stored onto her shelves - categorized by vampire clans #for example in the Malkavian section you'd see brains in jars with a label on that states what strain of madness they all have #for Ventrue it's severed tongues labeled according to their feeding preferences #OC: Gretchen Grim

daddybils

only baddies still sleep with stuffed animals

#oc: gretchen grim #her bat & kuromi plushies!!#she also likes the frog ones too!

nat-20s

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

#I'm never in the wrong #just because I can't stand someone who appears as “harmless” doesn't mean that they genuinely are #when my gut is recoiling at the mere thought of that person then it's for good reason #my vibe radar does not lie

gretchen-grim

Who many kindred have you diablerized? Is there a particular type you go after?

Lost count after the first few soul sucks. Kindred on the younger side used to do it for me when I started indulging, until I grew out of the taste as my generation lowered. Then I found that the old ones reeeeeally hit the spot. It's like drinking an orgasm, especially if it's a relic of a magic user. Their souls are harder to subdue, but worth every mental struggle. I normally don't discriminate. Food is food, but some are more scrumptious than others. Particularly elders. Bonus if it's Tremere, Baali or even Tzimisce (do not say a word to a certain someone). The only Cainites where I draw the line are Malks. Ate one, been randomly getting premonitions in my dreams and I'll never eat one again. Though as much as those visions helped me, I prefer being the stable woman that I've always been

#perish the thought of this psychopathic terrorist with a thaumaturgical derangement going crazy