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Here's the headline for this article from the Washington Post's digest for this past Saturday:

This is funny, funny, funny stuff.

Civil Society was awarded a major corporation (Yes, an entire major corporation) as part of a civil suit against said corporation's owners.

What we found shocked us (Clickbait af for a reason).

The corporation's previous owners had hired a workforce of almost all foreign nationals who had come here illegally.

These were not people who had braved harsh, cruel conditions to come to the US to make a better life for themselves. They were people who the previous owners had hand-picked on paid junkets to countries like China, El Salvador, Thailand, and all the Eastern Bloc countries.

These workers were spirited through Customs (Your guess is as good as ours), housed on the floor of the factory, paid $2/hour, and given a bare-bones course in how to use AI in their native languages.

When the then-owners wanted to use expired ingredients, when they wanted to get around state and federal health and environmental regulations, they told their illegal employees how to go about it. When regulators showed up, the owners would simply explain that their foreign workers were not English-proficient and, besides, they were in training.

So, it is funnier than an outgoing nighttime talk show host that Big AI is putting on its Worried White Woman act when it comes to, you know, those evil, crafty, depraved illegals.

Spare us.

And crush any candidate who's taking money from Big AI.

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Yeah, this. Exactly this.

A much better, more streamlined idea than the one we had all those years agao. #taketheweight

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Anybody remember that story, "The Most Dangerous Game"?

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US millionaire big-game hunter dies after being crushed by elephants

Ernie Dosio, a 75-year-old vineyard owner, was hunting an antelope species in Africa when the incident occured

And, this is supposed to make it okay as you kill, decapitate, and skin your dead trophy in plain sight of wildlife WHO KNEW THE ANIMAL WHEN IT WAS ALIVE???

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#thintheherd

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India voices anger after Trump shares comments calling it a ‘hellhole’

Foreign ministry calls remarks of rightwing podcast host shared by Trump ‘uninformed, inappropriate and in poor taste’

Just gonna leave this here.

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Trump demanded attention, and his base gave it to him.

Now, he's removed the post so the base won't remember how carried away they got.

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Trump says Newsom shouldn't be president due to dyslexia

President Donald Trump said presidents should not have a "learning disability," taking aim at California Gov. Gavin Newsom.

Really?

Our parent company, Civil Society, employs dyslexic people without apology. CS supplies its dyslexic employees with text-to-speech software and c-pens where appropriate.

Accordingly, Civil Society CEO, Laurel Fishbear, is calling on the Trump White House, and all Trump supporters to stop begging Civil Society for funding to rescue their various projects. "Clearly," she says, "There's more than one issue on which Civil Society differs from the Trump White House".

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Trump places statue of Christopher Columbus near the White House

A statue of Christopher Columbus been placed on the grounds of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building adjacent to the White House.

Italian guy working for the Spanish royal court tries to find India, ends up here, Dubs inhabitants "Indians" to cover up his costly error.

We've been crapping on Native Americans ever since.

P.S. What is it about the persistently nouveau riche ("Bougie" to you kids) and statues in their personal spaces?

Statuary is as cheap as it gets.

Just the Trumps, screaming out their low-class aesthetic, we guess.

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Stupids.

Because a lying, incompetent, and self-involved White male is better than a "n---er woman" any day of the week, huh?

As for their persistent joblessness, who would hire anybody this stupid?

They'll vote for him next time he runs, too. And he'll find a way to change the law so he *can* run.

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Sinema admits a romance with her security guard as she fights ex-wife’s lawsuit

Kyrsten Sinema says in a legal document that she had a romantic relationship with a member of her security detail, but her lawyer argues a l

The infantile notion that Person B can coerce Person A to do something that Person A would not otherwise have done is catnip.

My Legal Dept. is salivating as we speak.

I smell volumes of case law in our future.

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Riiiiggghhht, riiiiiiigggghhht. Because Larry Summers's fever dream was ONLY focused on taxes.

If Porter's math is so bad, let her bring her trusty whiteboard to the next town hall, and show us the math.

Or have the pretty and high gatekeepers of the Democratic Party decided that Professor Porter's whiteboard is a voter an anaphrodisiac because it's not "cute" or "fun"?

Seriously, Democrats, step away from the Ozempic, and get the lead out.

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One thousand whole dollars? Gosh!

Be serious, 🍊👶.

Universal Basic Income. THAT would work.

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Two federal agents reportedly identified in fatal shooting of Alex Pretti

Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez are both officers with Customs and Border Protection, ProPublica reports

And now, we know the names of these cowards.

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Above: China's Minister of Commerce, Wang Wentao.

China has always worked overtime to portray the United States as a nation of moral slugs.

In order to facilitate trade in the 1990s, they turned down their supercillious attacks on the American character, but no more.

China's Minister of Commerce, Wang Wentao, has gathered his closest aides to plan a new attack, riding the same tired warhorse.

Get ready for the celebrity rumor mill to roar back to life this awards season, accompanied by AI-generated pictures and video of celebs in compromising positions. Minister Wang's slogan for this campaign? "Everyone Is Gay".

Just so you know what to scroll past for the rest of the year.

One last thought: Why would the Minister of Commerce be waging this, er, "cognitive war"?

Maybe he's really upset about tariffs?

So, maybe, Hollywood won't be Wang's only target. <coughWashingtoncoughcough>

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Rich guy who got rich by making Americans poor wants to help.

Do yourself a favor: Research the Glass-Steagall Banking Act from the FDR era -- an act that Hillary Clinton told us would be reauthorized, "Over my dead body".