I'm learning all your tricks

Let me make one thing clear. Nothing here is secret. Nothing belongs to you. You and your lives belong to Scar. If you think you can hide something from him, think again. If you think no one's watching you, think again. I'm here to make sure you know that you? Are insignificant.

[thecarnivalsnitch]

maintenance post

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Zira and Reuben seem like a weird match there snitch....

No they aren’t. I mean they both have pretty crude mouths. It’d be like a love-hate thing. Tsundere and all that. And the fights would be ten times funnier than the Merida and Tramp ones.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

The snitch likes Tramp and Merida? Why?

They seem like minded, don’t they? And pretty close to boot. I don’t know if they’re just doing a whole “just friends” thing or what, but I would smush their faces together y’know. Also it would be really fun to watch when they got angry at each other, I think.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

What's up with Clopin and Lock?

Judging by the yelling I’ve been hearing from Clopin’s car, they’re either fighting or they’re having rough sex. Or both. Honestly though, I’m not surprised that this relationship is coming off the tracks. I mean, didn’t they start it the same way it’s going now?

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Penny and Lilo update?

They seem completely infatuated with each other and like it’s smooth sailing. The cuteness almost makes me gag.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Snitch, there are still a handful of lonely, single people about the carnival? Anybody who you think should meet up, or have good chemistry?

Oh my god I’m so glad you asked. I like playing god sometimes and smushing people together, if only in my head. Okay this will be a long list, so I’ll list ‘em, and if you want specific reasoning, you gotta message me. Let’s get going:

Leroy & Faline, Lola & Amelia, Tia & Naveen, Calhoun & Aster, Jane & Sophie, Copper & Lottie, non-jailbait Stitch & Shock, Dor & Pain & March, Oswald & Felix, Tramp & Merida, Quasi & Leota, Clio & Edna, Zira & Reuben, Lady & Wendy, John & Fauna

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Hey snitch, How do you feel about this Oswald character?

Well, he has no qualms about beating up a child. So there’s that.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Snitch, Do you think Lola will fall for Tramps charm like all the rest?

I highly doubt it. Lola doesn’t seem like she’ll fall for anyone’s charm. Except maybe Wilson’s.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

So snitch, what do you think all of Penny's 'big brothers and sisters' (ie. Merida, Tia, etc.) will feel about this thing she seems to have with Lilo? What do you think about it?

Honestly I think it’s nice to see some lady-loving on the dash finally, and hey, I like Lilo. Penny’s too nice though. As for Penny’s smushy-gooey accumulated family? I’m sure they won’t be too happy about it. After all, I don’t think the two have known each other that long.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

OOC

Quick reminder about this, because we feel it got removed from our rules page at some point/ we want to make sure it's general knowledge. It hasn't really been necessary up until this point, but we did want to let you all know that if you want a chat to be completely private from now on (aka it can't be gossiped upon, because gossip at DDC will now be considered canon and will be used for plot and characters will be allowed to and should react to what's being said about them) make sure to tag it as private. If it's in a character's room, then it should be considered private too, but public places are fair game for gossip unless tagged. So any gossip submitted/answered after this post will be things your character's heard about themselves/others around the Carnival. After all, everyone has a reputation that can affect how others see them. If there's anything before this post you'd like to consider was canonly said about them, that's your choice and that's a-okay. But our point is-- gossip can now be considered a game-changing thing. Submit wisely, and make sure things make sense! If something gets gossiped upon that you meant to be private and you don't want it to be public, message us and we'll remove the gossip. This blog is a tool to further your plots, not a tool to make people feel bad or ruin characters. That being said though, have fun with it all!

[thecarnivalsnitch]

How about that make-out session between Lilo and Barrel?

I think that Barrel might not have a girlfriend anymore when this breaks— which is right about now, oops. But Lilo isn’t a bad second choice.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

penny? a heartbreaker!? come on, she's just a kid, right?

Even Casanova had to start somewhere.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Little John, innocent or just acting?

Well, I think this is a good time to note that nobody’s innocent. Maybe you should check around into how he came into the Carnival if you’re curious.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Who do you think is gonna break some hearts soon?

My bets are going to be on a dark horse, but I’m going to go with Penny.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Annette's back in the carnival- I wonder whats going to happen with the Tramp thing

Y’know, two roads diverged in a yellow wood, kind of like Tramp and Annette. But from what I heard the roads never met back up again. That’s just my poetical interpretation though. Maybe someone will revise it at an open mic in an independent coffeehouse.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Is it just me or the two nerds Sully and Merida totally get it on one day?

I haven’t heard the term nerds since highschool, but I digress— maybe, who knows? It seems to me like their relationship is more sibling-like but hey I could be wrong.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Seems the dog's loose, Tramp's single again. Who do you think he's going to chase after next, Snitch??

His tail, preferably.

— The Snitch