Carlisle, inspired by @therealvinelle & @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta stuff.
This is so nice!
I love it!
$LAYYYTER

Love Begins
Stranger Things
Cosmic Funnies
Show & Tell
NASA

pixel skylines
Xuebing Du
RMH
Mike Driver

@theartofmadeline
Noah Kahan
No title available

Product Placement
cherry valley forever
Keni
hello vonnie

Origami Around

#extradirty
𓃗

seen from Singapore
seen from Japan
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from Italy

seen from Singapore

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Sri Lanka
seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
@thecarnivorousmuffinart
Carlisle, inspired by @therealvinelle & @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta stuff.
This is so nice!
I love it!
What if Renesmee was a fish baby? She still has her canon personality/gift/control, she’s just noticeably a fish baby at birth.
Thoughts on Renesmee's gift.
Depends if my and @therealvinelle's crackpot conspiracy theories are right or not.
If It's Just What We See in Canon
There's serious discussion over whether they kill Renesmee or not. Renesmee clearly isn't human, Edward I imagine is disgusted and no longer pointing out that 'she really thinks like a human' for all that Renesmee's now very important gift allows her to relay her thoughts to anyone that touches her, and while she doesn't seem to be flopping out of her pond in search of human blood, she clearly does have their thirst and that could change at any moment.
We get very large drama as those who really wanted the baby aren't sure they want a fish. Rosalie finds herself very conflicted as she's extremely disappointed and horrified by this turn of events (she just delivered something not human from a very human womb, this is the shit out of horror films) but she put so much hope into this child. Bella's horrified to learn that the adorable Edward Jacob she'd been envisioning is a fucking fish. All of those visions she'd had of a perfect Edward clone are ruined by this thing she can only put in her backyard.
Carlisle is pro not murdering sentient fish species in their backyard and argues that Renesmee appears to be perfectly controlled, perfectly sentient, she's just a fish.
There's much debate over this, the Denali come over and do not notice the fish (as it's in a pond when Irina comes). The trial never happens.
I imagine eventually, unsure what to do about the fish, with the Volturi breathing down their necks to learn about Bella, with Edward and Bella being even worse parents than they were in canon, and with Renesmee's life in constant danger as while she's clearly sentient she's the fish that no one wanted, Carlisle informs the Volturi that a) Bella has been turned so please don't kill us all and b) Bella gave birth to a fish, please tell my family it's sentient and controlled so we can move on.
Aro comes to see the fish in person because what? And sure enough, Bella gave birth to a sentient vampire fish. I imagine Renesmee gets relocated to Volterra for observation and Bella and Edward are very much glad to see the back of her.
The majority of the Cullens do their best to pretend the Renesmee debacle never happened.
What if Vinelle and the Muffin Are Right
The family loves this fucking fish. She may be a bit floppy, and a fish, but she's the best fish in the world and their baby. They constantly dote and worry over this fish. They give her a great pond with Alice putting in cute decorations, Rosalie learns everything she can about marine biology to help little Renesmee's development, Carlisle's doing constant checkups to make sure that Renesmee's doing well, and all the Cullens spend time chatting with Renesmee and touching her scales to have conversations.
When Irina comes, she's very weirded out but thinks the Cullens just have a neat fish. She has no idea Bella gave birth to that and thinks this is just the usual Cullen nonsense.
The trial doesn't happen.
When the Cullens realize that Aro will eventually be coming to check on Bella, and thus learn about Renesmee, there's much panicking. Edward demands they fight the Volturi now, before they come to destroy all of them over Renesmee. STRIKE FIRST, HISS HISS. Carlisle vetoes this in part because that's morally bankrupt but also because they will not win (they have a) no army this time and b) have no idea that Bella's powers would work the way they did). As the family descends into bickering with Edward offering worse and worse solutions, Carlisle decides to go to Volterra alone to show his memories and explain what took so long.
So, you see, Aro, Bella was turned into a vampire after a delay of surprise pregnancy. She also gave birth to a fish who is perfectly controlled and the sweetest little girl on the planet.
Aro, not sure what to think, accepts this answer but wants to see it for himself. Aro goes to meet Renesmee, Edward hissing and spitting the entire time, but says sure enough that's a sentient fish and seems... fine. I imagine rather than take them all to Volterra, which would be his first choice, Aro chooses to let the Cullens be but check in with them every six months.
Edward, Bella, and Alice loathe this.
Goddamnit this stuck in my brain so hard. Behold: Fish Renesmee in her decorative pond
@carnivorousmuffinmeta @therealvinelle
Recovering from the winter exam season by rereading some good @therealvinelle and @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta fics, in this case this amazing one that inspired me to paint THE most satisfying moment to ever appear offscreen the murder and immolation by fire of the ever annoying Eleazar and poor Carmen, whose main fault is her horrible taste in men. Poor Carmen. Also I love Jasper in this fic.
As per usual the casting is consistent with the muffinelle verse as per this post.
After five months worth of assessments to procrastinate on, I finished making a bookmark based on @janedoewrites book, Heart of the World!
IT'S TIME FOR... FANDOM FANART ROUNDUP 2024!!!
Featuring fanart for all-time favourite fanfics so far + other assorted fandom doodles:
Minato and Lee from Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds by @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin
Itachi and the expired milk from Plasticity by @mixelation
Zenin Obito and Gojo from helping the world via healthy family bonding, a guide by zen'in obito by @rk0000008
Sasuke and Rin from In Good Company by @weialala-leia
Team Root (Sakura, Shin, Shisui and Sai) from cut the head off the snake by @itsthechocopuff
other doodles + Itadori because I simply adore him
You will notice it's mainly Naruto focused lol. I will always be maddeningly obsessed with Naruto.
All of these fics are so, so excellent! I highly recommend them!! They have brought me so much joy over the years and I get so excited whenever I think about them.
Thank you brilliant authors for all your wonderful writing! :D
Thank you!
ib @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and @rhombusgirl that got me into fem!harry wayyy back when lol it’s been so long I absolutely love Lily
Ooh, thank you! I love it!
Heart of the world fanart
Heart of the world fanart @janedoewrites
tis i huzzah huzzah, this is my mostly pretty silly tumblr
Beautiful fan art
Lucretia Black by me, circa 2024
Tom Riddle from The Man Who Would Be King by me and @therealvinelle (with 1970's-1980's glasses for some reason), circa 2024
so, while I was listening your and vinelle's magnificent podcast, I made a couple of drawings! not exactly fanarts, but I decided to send them anyway in hope that they'll convey how strongly I love your metas and fanfiction lol. you have such an interesting way to look at fandoms, and I feel immensely grateful that you guys share it with us
this one meant to be a fanart to the prologue of The Man Who Would Be King, but I got a bit sidetracked. now, I'm not sure it can qualify as one
this one is renesmee and her horrifying gift cosplaying together as madonna and the child
this one shows my completely imaginative plot of Bella trying to create some good new year memories with renesmee after last year disastrous volturi visit. the photos look appropriately eerie
Oh my god! This is beautiful and I'm so flattered anon (and amazed the podcast induces fan art of any kind).
Look, @therealvinelle, praise for @rankheresy, blogs, fanfics and fan art!
Lily Evans from The Man Who Would Be King by me and @therealvinelle, circa 2024
Lily Evans from The Man Who Would Be King by me and @therealvinelle, circa 2024
fanart i drew of lily (sisyphus) ft godawful floral sweater
It's beautiful
Lily from The Heart of the World, circa 2023
Lily from The Heart of the World, circa 2023
Fanart of Lily for The Heart of the World by @janedoewrites
Annde from the Heart of the World, circa 2023