Elvis's friend wants to tell you something. "If Mitch McConnell dies this will be the third time an important person dies during the Tumblr Sexyman polls."
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Elvis's friend wants to tell you something. "If Mitch McConnell dies this will be the third time an important person dies during the Tumblr Sexyman polls."
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
In case anyone missed it
Elvis would like you to know that he supports the LGBTQ community and that his friend is Queer.
I can’t believe you wouldn’t kiss the grinch
hi I hope you and your cats are doing well!
Thanks! Me and the cats are doing great! I've delayed posting because I've been going through a bit with Finals and what some would call a love triangle. But enough about me. Here is ELVIS
Will you forgive Bailey?(She slapped Elvis,her son)
The cat will go back in the bag.
Elvis is disappointed in this Administration.
People Say that Cats remove themself from the bag. Alas Elvis has inserted himself into it.
He is trying to stay warm..
I think he misjudged the distance.....
Is it me or is he shaped like a pumpkin?
You have decided to ask the possessed doll. IT TURNS IT'S HEAD TO LOOKS AT YOU: HELLLO. what do you do?
Ask Bailey for Help
Run to Elvis
Attempt to Calmly ask the doll if it has any catnip
Ask Hobama(Harry Styles and Obama's secret child) for help
Decide that this isn't worth your time and get low quality catnip from W*lmart
You have decided to find Elvis some Catnip,how do you find it?
Ask Elvis
Talk to Elvis's Catnip dealer(they are on bad terms)
Ask the doll possessed by a child
Ask Obama and Harry Styles(They love Elvis but they are against Catnip Usage.)
Ozzie is very concerned about the current state of the world.
You have decided to ask Elvis for a job. He says *In a Mobsters Voice* I've got three jobs you could do.....
"Use the cursed pendant of to read Ozzie's mind and find how she got her money"
"Find me the best Catnip and bring it back for me to INSPECT"
"Make me a sandwich"
Do all of the above
Refuse his job offerings *He will be very angry*