The Cursed

[thecelestialmaiden]

MOOD

Esdeath: you’re so dramatic.

Dr. Stylish, with a rose between his lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping himself across a piano: i have no idea what you’re talking about

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[meiselr]

This turned from an OTP into an OT3

[thecelestialmaiden]

It’s so fascinating that i couldn’t keep myself from not reblogging it!

[thecelestialmaiden]

Should i start posting my drawing here too? :o

Instagram: Senko_Ketsueki 

[thecelestialmaiden]

Your oh so dearly maiden has made her comeback! Do thou wish to see my art or do not?!

[thecelestialmaiden]

Relationship Problems >w>

Yata: Oh, no, we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.

Saruhiko: Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What I'm not good enough for you?

Yata: We're not having this conversation again

[panicatthegayco-deactivated2024]

That 70s Show: K Anime Version

MikoRei:

Reisi: It’s kind of cold out here

Mikoto: *sighs and gives Reisi his jacket*

MiSaru:

Saruhiko: I’m cold too

Misaki: Well, damn, shitty monkey, I can’t control the weather!

*gets into an argument*

[thecelestialmaiden]

X”D oh Boiii i can tottally imagine that uwu

[thecelestialmaiden]

*Recruiting Fushimi to Scepter 4*

Awashima: Are you sure we can trust a HOMRA member?

Munakata: Fushimi, will you kill us heathens?

Fushimi: No, but I'd like to.

Munakata: See, nothing to worry about.

[thecelestialmaiden]

Munakata: Fushimi, I think you should pretend to be my son.

Fushimi: I don't want to be your son.

Munakata: That's perfect. You already know your lines

[thecelestialmaiden]

XDXDXDXD oh God

Shiro: Years ago, I lost my dear husband Kuroh.

Kuroh: [from the next room] QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!

Shiro: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[thecelestialmaiden]

LOLOLOL X'D

Tatara:*passing the phone*It's your boyfriend,Saruhiko

Yata:He's not my boyfriend

Yata:*answers phone*Hey babe.

[thecelestialmaiden]

As i look to the road with the snowing view,i am wondering if you remember me or wonder if i am alright and how i am doing.But i know this is too much for you.Is too much for you to care for your own blood.

[thecelestialmaiden]

uhm...hello XD this is my 1st post and uhm..idk so hey?