standup comedy

musings of a girl and her frenchie with champagne tastes and a lemonade budget \\ nyc + sea

[thechampagnelife]

CURRENT MOOD. 💤🔋 #batteriesnotincluded #readyfortheweekend #frenchiecrew #bostonterrierlove

[thechampagnelife]

Grateful for a full weekend, since I was expecting to work. Bought a new wetsuit, picked up some flowers and celebrated year 3 in NYC. Thanks to @stevenalan for the flowers. 〰💐🗽 #sundayvibes #anotheryearinnyc #crownheights4life #dreamingofsurfing #callyourmom #springtime #ryanreynolds (at Crown Heights, Bklyn)

[thechampagnelife]

Me for the next few weeks. 〰 ☕️💊🍷 repeat 〰#workworkworkworkwork #crunchtime #lifeofworkinginaschool #whatareweekends #selfie #xannyfamily

[thechampagnelife]

Saturday shenanigans pt 2🍤🍤🍤 #instafilm #bedstuy #poloroid #saturdayvibes #cdg

[thechampagnelife]

Saturday night shenanigans pt 1 📸 @max.imiliano #saturdayvibes #instafilm #poloroid #bedstuy #myboo

[thechampagnelife]

Cause it's friyay!! 🙃🌸🌸🌸🌸🙃 #tgimff #fridaze #sakura #cherryblossom #nike #brooklyn #clintonhill #calmbeforethestorm (at Pratt Institute)

[thechampagnelife]

Working on a Sunday requires take away Mai tais that may or may not taste like gasoline. 🍹🍹#sundayfunday #workworkwork #maitai #roadsoda #BROOKLYN (at Sapolos)

[thechampagnelife]

His favorite spot. 💤💤 #weekendvibes #snorge #bostonterriercult #frenchielove #saturdaze

[thechampagnelife]

Seriously tho. @reallivedeadanimal and I need a champagne sponsor. Any takers? 💯😇🍾 #champagne #champions #ineedasponsor #anytakers #weekendvibes #twogirlsnotenoughbubbles (at Crown Heights, Bklyn)

[thechampagnelife]

New items up in the etsy shop! {link in bio}. Also check out my eBay {Mildred.Pearce} for non vintage items 😁 All profits are still finding George's medical bills. 💵💴💶 who for the time being is in pretty good health. #snorge #snorgehaus #etsy #ebay #vintage #levis #harleydavidson #harleytee #montana #wizards #hockey

[thechampagnelife]

You're toxic I'm slippin' under. PS thanks for the BB boxer braces @kkugelman #brittany #mimosasallday #sundayvibes #braids #mimosas #houseofvoss (at Crown Heights, Bklyn)

[thechampagnelife]

If I'm forced to go bowling, you'll most likey find me in the bathroom taking selfies. 🎳✔️ #brooklynbowl #adultthursday #tgif #bathroomselfie #bowling #alittledarknessofthenight

[thechampagnelife]

I for one always need this as a little reminder. 💆🏼 #releaseyourshoulders #sundayvibes #springtime #crownheights #snorge #bostonterriercult #frenchielove #nikes #bffs

[thechampagnelife]

New throw pillow gets George's seal of approval. 🐒〰#hethinkseverythingishis #snorge #brooklyn #fishseddy #pratt (at Crown Heights, Bklyn)

[thechampagnelife]

OG New York crew reunited. Missing her already. 👯🗽🌉 📷@kindbeard #pleasemoveback #touristinmyowntown #brooklynbridge #seattleinnyc #soreadyforspring (at Brooklyn Bridge)

[thechampagnelife]

Home alone on Friday night ~~ Browsing through some astrology + magick books, watching how to get away with murder, & drinking prosecco. 🍾❤️💛💚💙💜🔮🌙♏️ #metime #tgif #aura #astrology #magick #alistercrowley #htgawm #bubbly #fridaynight (at Crown Heights, Bklyn)

[thechampagnelife]

Thank you @meeowface for always encouraging me to get out of my comfort zone. Loving my new 'do. 💇🏼 💯 #shorthairdontcare #channelingmyinneryolandiviser