funky goblin vibes only

Claire, 27, She/They

[2long2live]

(stares at you with wide eyes) you mean to tell me sex exists in real life ?

[acasternaut]

he likes to be tall

[fidelcostco]

here's a trick for getting this stain out. did you know you can make that dish in batches and it freezes great? that's actually really easy to fix, you only need a screwdriver and a replacement hinge. I can show you if you want. I can't buy you a new one, but maybe this will help. maybe the info will serve you one day. most people don't realize you can ask for a discount on those types of purchases, did you know? here's how I would try. maybe this will save you a little money. I don't have anything else to offer you. I hope it's enough. it's not much, but this'll balance the flavor and make cheap taste fantastic, it's crazy right? I wish I had more to give you. I've heard of that before, here's what someone I know tried. maybe that'll save you some time and worry. you can buy that part and do it yourself, let me take a look. here's what I would do. let's give it a shot. it's ugly, but it works. I hope that fixes it. I hope I made things easier for you.

[fidelcostco]

can you hear the "I love you" between every sentence? if you listen closely, it's repeating over and over and over, every time you keep trying, owing your life a thousand times over to the ones who came before, to the ones surviving alongside you. keep trying, I love you, I hope this helps, I love you, we'll find a way, i love you. in the heartbeats of silence, I love you. there's nothing else I can give you, I love you. this is all I have. I love you.

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[orteil42]

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

[kuttithevangu]

If you were a traditional Russian peasant woman I bet it felt good as hell to become possessed by demons and scream obscenities in the face of a priest

[ray-toro-in-a-situation]

ray toro in the Phineas and Ferb backyard

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

seems relevant

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

despite playing sports i am not a Sports Guy™️ so imagine my surprise when the midfielder on my summer soccer team that's been hyping me up is a retired uswnt player

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

why is it eight million degrees outside i want to go for a run, not lift weights in my vampire hovel

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[strongerpotions]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW TRAP 🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚

[ragsy]

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

[garlicbreadmustdie]

EVERYONE GET MORE LOUD AND PASSIONATE AND ANNOYINGASFUCK ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS AND HYPERFIXATIONS NOOOOOOWWW !!

[kalyug]

this

[ourladyofpetals]

MY WIFE I AM IN TEARS

[lost-in-the-wandering-pines]