Chris Denker (Denkops)

I am the youtuber Denkops. Youtuber. 1.29M subs. 

[thechrisdenker]

Me: I am the word master.

*Losses 3 games*

Me: Run It Back. Babe rematch.

[thechrisdenker]

Benvolio: Good-morrow, cousin

Me: Is the day so young?

Benvolio: But new struck nine

Me: Ay me! sad hours seem long.

Was that my father that went hence so fast?

BENVOLIO: It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?

Me: Not having that, which, having, makes them short.

BENVOLIO: In love?

Me: Out--

[thechrisdenker]

Carson: *throws the football to Alshon Jeffery*

Jeffery: *puts hands out*

Noah: *intercepts it*

Kay: INTERCEPTION!

Noah: *laughs*

Kay: And DeSean Jackson stops Noah at the 35 yard line

Me: Oh for fuck sakes!

[thechrisdenker]

Hate Football

I hate football

[thechrisdenker]

I'm backkkkkk!

Paige in 2017

“I’m back!” - Finn Balor in 2019

[thechrisdenker]

*in the women's locker room*

Mandy: Sonya you just need to talk to Chris

Sonya: I know Chris is good,but can he help me with Arianna?

Mandy: Yes! He can

*'Queen' Cathy walks in*

Cathy: Hey guys!

Sonya & Mandy: Hey Cathy!

Mandy: Tell her!

Sonya: Fine,Cathy I was wondering if I can ask your fiance Chris for some love advice

Cathy: Yeah,sure

Sonya: Really?!

Mandy: Really?!?

Cathy: Yeah,if you need love advice just ask Chris I won't be mad

Sonya & Mandy:Oh

[thechrisdenker]

I'm here and I'm much more prettier than you Nikki

Mandy to Nikki Cross

[thechrisdenker]

No matter how much I say I love you I will always love you more than that

John Cena to Nikki Bella (before 2017)

[thechrisdenker]

I love you so much

Seth to Becky 

[thechrisdenker]

WWE Backstage (Drama)

Seth:Where's my title?

The Fiend:Right Here! :)

Seth: HOlY SH!T!

Becky:Are scared of The Fiend babe?!

Seth: *slowly backs away*

The Fiend: Pu**y!

Roman:WTF!?

Jon: *looks at The Fiend disgusted*

Becky:Where are you going babe?

Seth:To my room...why?

The Fiend: *puts the mandible claw on Jon*

Jon:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Roman: *Superman punches The Fiend*

Seth: *stomps The Fiend*

Becky: Looks like you're not scared of The Fiend after all

The Fiend: *get's right back up*

Seth,Roman,&Jon:WHAT THE FU-----

Becky: *leaves the room*

[thechrisdenker]

Seth:Where's my title?

The Fiend:Right Here! :)

Seth: HOlY SH!T!

Becky:Are scared of The Fiend babe?!

Seth: *slowly backs away*

The Fiend: Pu**y!

Roman:WTF!?

Jon: *looks at The Fiend disgusted*

Becky:Where are you going babe?

Seth:To my room...why?

The Fiend: *puts the mandible claw on Jon*

Jon:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Roman: *Superman punches The Fiend*

Seth: *stomps The Fiend*

Becky: Looks like you're not scared of The Fiend after all

The Fiend: *get's right back up*

Seth,Roman,&Jon:WHAT THE FU-----

Becky: *leaves the room*

[thechrisdenker]

Seth:Where's my title?

The Fiend:Right Here! :)

Seth: HOlY SH!T!

Becky:Are scared of The Fiend babe?!

Seth: *slowly backs away*

The Fiend: Pu**y!

Roman:WTF!?

Jon: *looks at The Fiend disgusted*

Becky:Where are you going babe?

Seth:To my room...why?

The Fiend: *puts the mandible claw on Jon*

Jon:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Roman: *Superman punches The Fiend*

Seth: *stomps The Fiend*

Becky: Looks like you're not scared of The Fiend after all

The Fiend: *get's right back up*

Seth,Roman,&Jon:WHAT THE FU-----

Becky: *leaves the room*