Meet The Gang!
(To be updated as and when Required)
Meet the chudlings, from oldest members of my freaky family to the newest!
Delta:
Delta was my first Crested gecko, and by far the tamest boy I own. He's also incredibly dense, not a single thought graces his skull.
Our man of the hour is a mid-dark base Flame Dalmatian, Bred in my home county in Scotland. Because he is my special son, I got him a Yaujta oc based off him so he can feel better about himself.
Delta, as eluded to earlier, is not smart. He's my favourite son because he would not survive outside his enclosure let alone in the wild. I have to remind him where his food is and house him in a large opaque plastic tub because he kept throwing himself at the glass at Mach 3 speeds. No he didn't catch himself. Delta enjoys looking at pictures furry online and fancies Tango who lives next to his enclosure, getting excited when he sees her. But this is in an oddly wholesome attentiveness and not in a depraved way, unlike some geckos I own... I love my chud son Delta.
Tango:
My sweet Callous girl, my rectangular shaped daughter, Tango. She is the eldest of the bunch at the moment and is the biggest too, weighing in at 50 grams without being obese, she is built DIFFERENT. For perspective, my small-super giant female Leopard gecko (oxymoronic I know) Is only 60 grams. She isn't even a big eater, she's just... big!
She is a Tri colour, Extreme Harlequin with potholes and snowflakes. A mid range variety if you will. She is not photogenic, but 1st pic is a typical day, 2nd pic is a Friday- you feelin' me?
Tango is aloof to the world, if not caring was a sport, she wouldn't care about winning. Whilst tolerant of handling, she doesn't care. She sleeps in 1 of 2 places, roams around a little, and that's it. Recently she has became a little more possessive of her laying box in a broody manner. Which is unusual for geckos like her as they possess 0 parental desires.
Every night Tango falls asleep behind a poster placed to block Deltas View of her, much to his dismay. But occasionally she peaks out at him, like a leg in front of a curtain.
With a disdainful look only second to Mr Burns, Tango is my grumpy looking Tsundere of a gecko.
Casper:
Casper is my rescue crested gecko, bought for £40 from a breeder who did not want him nor care for him. Despite being nearly the same age as Delta, he came to me emaciated and frail, weighing the same amount as a hatchling. I nursed him back to health over 6 months and he is now a flourishing pervert.
Casper cannot be held without gloves, he will try to mate with your hand or at least 'shoot his shots' prematurely. Don't let the pictures fool you, he is a devious man.
Casper is a low expression pattern less red Dalmatian with red and black spots. Like Delta, he is a lower end variety.
I can guarantee as I write this Casper is on the prowl for some bitches. With his deformed crest, creepy stare and stumped sized, he is getting no gussy. Ever.
I spent all that time rehabilitating him to get a super smart pervert in return, who assaults my hand and knows how to escape into the crevasses of his tank. Truly a chud son moment. Casper is the incel of the bunch, an ungrateful one at that.
Mochi:
Ah. Little mochi, my High end Frappuccino crested gecko. His smile warms my heart and his polite and generally people pleasing nature is adorable. Not a single brain cell can be found in his head, nor a desire to mate, or appear mildly attentive in any way. The 2nd pic shown here is him seeing another gecko for the first time, bro looks perplexed.
Mochi came to me unintentionally, his biological brother, Sundae, was my initial purchase who was killed by the breeder by letting him escape into their garden. Mochi was sent as a replacement without my consent. Whilst he is more 'desirable' due to his traits, Mochi is a lump.
Despite being breeding age, he does not perceive women. He sees Tango, and walks past, whilst she clearly shows interest in him.
Maybe he's a bit of a- well, you know, a bit of a sailor.
I love Mochi, and his perfect smile, his shy but polite nature. But I mourn his brother.
Fun fact, the one time Delta has escaped his enclosure he immediately tried beefing with Mochi who did not even care to awaken whilst delta was plastered to the outside of his tank. This grand escape lasted 20 minutes as I was cleaning him out at the time. I think delta knew mochi was getting Tango action and he wasn't... Other pets include:
Too many fish
Land crabs
2 fat bitches Guinea pigs fighting over food
Chud Leopard Gecko
I'm hoping to rescue some middle age+ geckos in the near future, my reptile room is slowly being renovated. Stay tuned for that!
