Weehawken Eli (human and beast)

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@thecircusofeliozell
Weehawken Eli (human and beast)
Weehawken Eli....shy little hungry wolfyena pup
"What's a 'Onceler?' Is it food?"
the boy's outfits
What would you consider the least strange attraction at your circus?
"Oddly enough, I'd say the House of Mirrors is our most normal attraction. It's still pretty easy to get lost in there if you're not careful, however..."
Creature.....
"Ahhh, another circus season has begun..."
he can have a little feast, as a treat
@skellietoonz hope you’re having a merry christmas!
AAAAH IT’S MY BOY I LOVE IT!!!
Thank you so much!!!!
being the creator of your own blorbo is so fucking hard I have to do EVERYTHING around here
I literally refer to Eli as "Tumblr Furry Sexyman Walt Disney" on Discord on a regular basis
that's just his other middle name now it's canon
@mcctrl
“Now you’re just enabling me—I-I mean…no thanks, I’ll stick to cotton candy and peanuts.”
[He’s drooling]
"Great, now I'm hungry."
@mcctrl
"Don't you 'noice' me..."
wait, so have you eaten ppl??
“SHHHH!!! You be quiet!!”
How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me
Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.
Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option