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is that *goes to IMDB page* I KNEW IT

mcgonagall: you have no idea how much self-control it takes to not yell at every single one of my coworkers every hour of every day

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*During one of The Order of The Phoenix meetings*

Snape: *complaining* I’m hungry

Sirius: *under his breath* How does a knuckle sandwich sound

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mrs. landingham: look, you didn’t ask me for my opinion, but i’m old, so i’m giving it anyway.

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SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995)

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Luna: I made a marshmallow Professor Snape. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the marshmallow students for annoying him. You like it?

Professor Snape (choking up): It's fine.

#harry potter #snape #luna lovegood #professor snape #harrypotterthoughts #incorrect snape quotes #source: parks and rec

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abbey: the male idiotic theory stipulates that the reason men are more prone to injury and death is simply because they 'are idiots and idiots do stupid things'.

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Snape: An hour with you in a rare book store. Couldn’t you just drop me off the top of the Astronomy Tower instead?

Dumbledore: It’s Christmas, Severus! No reason we can’t do both.

#harry potter #severus snape #professor snape #albus dumbledore #harrypotterthoughts

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Sirius: Minnie, does the Headmaster have free time this morning?

Minerva: The headmaster has nothing but free time. Right now he is in the Headmaster’s quarters eating Cheerios and listening to the Weird Sisters. Shall I get him for you?

Sirius: Sarcasm is disturbing coming from a woman of your age, Minnie.

Minerva: And what age would that be?

Sirius: Late twenties?

Minerva: Attaboy.

Sirius: Can I have a biscuit?

Minerva: No.

James: Padfoot, Flitwick turned down our request.

Minerva: Good morning, Potter.

James: Good morning!

Minerva: Have a biscuit, Potter.

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Dames Maggie Smith, Judi Dench, Joan Plowright c2018

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A message of condolence from His Majesty The King following the passing of Dame Maggie Smith:

My wife and I were deeply saddened to learn of the death of Dame Maggie Smith.

As the curtain comes down on a national treasure, we join all those around the world in remembering with the fondest admiration and affection her many great performances and her warmth and wit that shone through both on and off the stage.