Shut the French Window

Old soul. Librarian. Obsessed with a bunch of random things. ن JMJ

[tabbyofwisdom]

1/?

[gay-lien-from-space]

Hello fanfiction community,

Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.

Everyone say mean things about him.

Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:

His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid

He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times

He dies and gets resurrected

His wife gets possessed

He fails to save her and she dies in his arms

He dies and gets resurrected again

He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum

He dies and gets resurrected again

His ex gets possessed

He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation

He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped

He gets kidnapped by a princess

He gets kidnapped by a fish alien

He gets kidnapped and tortured by some terrorists

He gets kidnapped and tortured by another alien

He is driven to insanity by an alien device

He dies and gets resurrected again

He dies and gets resurrected again

[insanewaykathy]

Chakotay on the second day in the Delta Quadrant: Chakotay's personal diary.

Well, I guess I'm in love. Oh, and I also just became the ship's first officer. Oh, and my ship kind of exploded. And we're pretty lost in the Delta Quadrant. sighs

[coraclavia]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[iplaywithstring]

I used to have a moment every time my kids said "search it up" instead of "google" or "look it up" and now I'm realizing they were wise beyond their years.

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[the-evil-skull]

There is nothing cuter than two older adult/middle-aged/elderly characters falling in love and being all flustered and embarrassed about it like a pair of teenagers

[sunderedstar]

just rewatched Jupiter Ascending and sorry not sorry that movie holds up actually. "technically speaking I'm an alien. and from the perspective of immigration, an illegal one" "luckily for you a woman owns this car /slaps a pad from the glove compartment on a bleeding wound/", harvesting eggs vs harvesting people for live-forever juice as a metaphor for capitalist exploitation, "the human beings on your planet are merely a resource waiting to be converted into capital." the aesthetic, the fashion, the CGI, the "I love dogs, I've always loved dogs." sean bean is there. literally this movie could not go harder.

[ironflower99]

I don't care what others think, I unironically loved Eddie Redmayne's acting. Was it over the top? Yes. Was it unique? Also yes.

I wanted to know more about the Abrasax family and the intergalactic politics. Honestly this movie should have been a TV series.

[jewishtransdyke]

If Eddie Redmayne ever dies in a plane crash, they'll be able to identify his remains by matching his teeth to the bite marks he left in this movie's scenery.

[hettywoodstonenumber1fan]

Couldn't sleep so finished the piece

They're judging you

[icarusfallsforwalls]

Having a job just really doesn’t fit into my fangirl schedule rn

[f4therlesssss]

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

[mateo-diaz]

the art of the (not) touch

[catchymemes]

[droughtofapathy]

thoughts on a possible passion (sondheim) production starring lea michele, cynthia erivo, jonathan gtoff anf directed by jamie lloyd?

Yeah, I don't think anything more needs to be said.

[optional]

TED LASSO — 2.12: Inverting the Pyramid of Success

[yavinns]

folks if i am a big believer in anything it's if something is no longer bringing you joy... you can simply drop it... you are under no obligation to finish a book/film/tv show/game etc...

[inafieldofdaisies]

Ghosts (2021—) | Season 5, Episode 18 "Under New Management" | Rebecca Wisocky as Henrietta "Hetty" Woodstone

[bonivers]

i love you imperfect teeth. veneers u r Nothing.