The Clever Helper

[singtheeats-blog]

That Game of Thrones episode blew my mind.

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PEPIS

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[ratfriends]

THIS is how you mashup!!!

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[loveisvengeful]

Holy Crap.

[theheartmaid]

OH  MY FUCKGIN IU JUST FLAOILED ALLO OVER THE PLAC E HOLY FUCK HO LD ON THE RE GOD

[weapons-grade-spork]

TONY STARK CREAMS HIS SUIT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS

[charlie-the-badger]

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So after listening to that person’s beautiful, slowed down version of Murray Gold’s ‘Hello I’m the Doctor’, I decided to do some wibbly-wobbly timey-whimey music stuff of my own. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I JUST DID.

[quasarkisses]

THIS IS SO GORGEOUS I CAN’T

IT’S LIKE GALLIFREY. IT SOUNDS LIKE THE TIME LORDS. IF THE TIME LORDS WERE A SONG AND NOT A TITLE/RANK OF A SPECIES THIS WOULD BE THEM. BEAUTIFUL AND DEEP AND SAD AND DANGEROUS AND POWERFUL AND AT TIMES HEAVENLY.

YES

[decayinginfrontofme-blog]

16 year old rich white boy does drugs, drink & drives, kills 4 people, and his defense is literally “he is too spoiled to have known anything bad would happen after killing people & he shouldn’t be punished because he’s too rich & spoiled to take any sort of responsibility”

that is a defense & it worked. what a world.

[singtheeats-blog]

Sorry but not exactly. I think an Imgur user said it best:

"This is misleading. 

First, he was not facing a 20 year jail sentence, he was facing a 2 year jail sentence (juvenile exception in California penal code). The Judge was able to punish him more severely than what the prosecutors were asking. 

Second, there is no jury in California juvenile proceedings. So the defense attorneys didn’t actually argue that the kid had “affluenza.” 

Third, the parents were fined $450,000 per year for the next 10 years. 

Fourth, the kid is likely going to be sued in tort by the 4 families and will likely have to pay that verdict for the rest of his life. 

So he didn’t “get off only with probation.” Basically the kid is fucked as much as he could be given the state of the laws as written. Also CA three-strikes rule can put him in jail for life later.”

Please read into the actual stories before you state your opinion and criticize a country’s legal system.

[thecleverhelper]

This.

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[minacoladas]

I love this post so much

[singtheeats-blog]

The band should be called ‘Ahmed and Dangerous’.

[singtheeats-blog]

Me during finals week

[singtheeats-blog]

In a world where all the people on earth are poor and either hispanic or Matt Damon; and the rich white french people are in space. Matt Damon strives to put the hispanic people in space. Elysium: coming last spring.

[chadiolus]

"honey, i’m pregnant."

“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

[singtheeats-blog]

I’m sorry

[thecleverhelper]

Fuck you

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[delfeur]

gotta love porn

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I thought this was a scene from High School Musical for a second.

[elphabutt-blog]

I can’t believe this url was still available…jackpot

[singtheeats-blog]

Well that escalated quickly.

[thecleverhelper]

"Which floor?" "Negative 5 please."

[thecleverhelper]

My friend just received this snapchat...

[thecleverhelper]

The real reason for the government shut down...