Fai_Ryy
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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YOU ARE THE REASON
One Nice Bug Per Day
art blog(derogatory)
Product Placement
we're not kids anymore.
Peter Solarz
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@theclownprinceofgotham
Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
Lana just blessing your dash with a thumbs up and wishing you well b(ﾟ▽ﾟ*)
HARLEY QUINN: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1.04 “Finding Mr. Right”
I've always wondered.... What happened to your eyebrows? Now don't get me wrong you very much pull off the look, very Marilyn Manson style. Love it. 😉
The problem with falling into acid is that it obviously has some adverse effects for me it was the white skin, no eyebrows and insanity. It’s a small price to pay to be the most feared man in Gotham
You should take better care of yourself, Batsy, there’s two of us in there!
The Batman Superman Movie: World’s Finest (1997)
Starters: Cooking Edition
“I don’t think it’s the right recipe.”
“How do you even cut this thing?”
“I saw that! Stop nibbling!”
“Jesus! How much salt did you put in there?”
“That looks so good!”
“Can I have a taste?”
“Can I help you with anything here?”
“Would you be so kind and hand me that knife?”
“Did you even put the stove on?”
“You should try this!”
“That smells so good!”
“This is the first time I try cooking this. So bear with me.”
“We should check if we have all ingredients before we start. I don’t wanna mess this up!”
“This looks more like an experiment than food.”
“Holy moly! Who is supposed to eat all this?”
“I didn’t know you are such a good cook.”
“What’s for dessert?”
“That smells..intersting.”
“You really made this? It’s delicious!”
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach after all!”
“Everything tastes better with this. Trust me.”
“Isn’t that actually poisonous?”
“You look so cute in that apron!”
Interact with my muse!
👀: Have a staring contest with them.
👈: Poke them.
✍: Draw a picture of them.
👅: Make a funny face at them.
👻: Sneak up behind them and scare them.
💤: Fall asleep and use their shoulder as a pillow.
👑: Put a crown on their head.
💋: Give them a smooch.
💐: Give them a bouquet of flowers.
✨: Throw glitter at them.
💧: Splash water on them.
💥: Pop a blown-up paper bag next to them.
🧀: Tell them a cheesy joke. (heh)
🍽: Invite them to dinner.
🎟: Take them to the movies.
🎤: Sing them a song.
📱: Send them a text.
📸: Take a picture of them.
💡: Flick the lightswitch on and off in the room they’re in.
🛏:Climb into bed with them.
🎁: Give them a present.
🎉: Throw them a surprise party.
📖: Read them a story.
🖊: Draw on them while they’re sleeping.
Not sure if you'll answer this, but, HI! :)
Hello. And of course I will answer. ☺️💚😘
Inbox Invitational Meme
Sometimes it’s hard to get that first round of communication going. We’ve all been there, and lets make things a little easier!
This is an excuse to come into my inbox or messages (especially for side blogs) and say hi! Promise you won’t be annoying me or anything. Throw a starter at me that you’ve wanted to for awhile, give me a hello, whatever. Do the thing!
Still having a hard time? Why communicate with words when we have symbols! Send me one of the below if you’d like instead!
☹ - I’d like to say hi but I have no idea how.
シ - I’ve been meaning to say hi and just haven’t been able to.
✖ - The shyness/anxiousness is strong with me.
☻ - I’d like to say hi but feel intimidated for some reason.
ﭢ - I’ve had plot ideas but… gotta say hi.
☏ - It’s kinda dumb but… can you come say hi first?
✢ - You seem so busy and I’d hate to bug you.
½ - I know mun/muse aren’t the same so I’m unsure of stuff.
✔ - You seem too awesome to say hi too.
♖ - I’ve been waiting for the right meme/starter to send you.
© - You’re already interacting with another/similar muse to mine and I don’t want to butt in.
f*ck with my muse send a number, get a drabble. caution: blood, torture, lots of violence.
1: dangle my muse over the edge of a building
2: break any bone(s) in my muse’s body
3: slap my muse
4: punch my muse
5: drug my muse
6: shoot my muse
7: stab my muse
8: pour salt in my muse’s wound(s)
9: strangle my muse
10: step on my muse’s finger(s)
11: wake my muse with bright lights
12: hold my muse’s head under water
13: burn my muse
14: make my muse listen to loud, high-pitched noises
15: spit in my muse’s face
16: beat my muse to a bloody pulp
17: hit my muse with a vehicle
18: throw an object at my muse
19: follow my muse
20: leave my muse out in the cold
21: withhold food from my muse
22: place a cup of water just out of my muse’s reach
23: trip my muse
24: insult my muse
25: scar my muse
26: frighten my muse
27: grab a fistful of my muse’s hair
28: knee my muse in the gut
29: force my muse to stay awake
30: lock my muse in a room
31: watch my muse collapse and do nothing
32: grip my muse’s wrists
33: hit my muse over the head with a blunt object
34: force my muse to their knees
35: force my muse to their feet
36: bite my muse
37: knock a few of my muse’s teeth loose
38: poke and prod at my muse’s injuries
39: send a disturbing package to my muse
40: poison my muse
❖ wouldyoulivef0rme ❖
He sat there bound as usual and waited. This was his favourite time of the week. He loved playing with he newest toy. The door opened. “Doctor Quinzel” He said with a lazy smile.
STAY FOCUSED HARLEEN. The psychiatrist knew she was likely going to go too far again but she had every intention of sticking to the lines this time. “ How’s Arkham been treating you so far this week, Mr. J? ”
“Oooo,” he said has he sat back “now that’s a good one.” The drugs the orderlies pump into him were dulling his mind but I would be long until they wore off. “You know me Dr Quinn, Living the dream. Hows life on the outside world?”
happy birthday joker!!!🥳🥳🥳
🃏🦇
Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) │ Cathy Yan
Masquerade Starters
“Welcome and enjoy the party.”
“What a gorgeous mask.”
“Your ensemble seems very macabre. Was that intentional?”
“I don’t know how she gets around in those skirts.”
“Fashion does not have to ignore functionality.”
“The band is on its third waltz now.”
“What a handsome stranger.”
“Do I know you?”
“Clashing with the theme as per usual, I see.”
“Didn’t you wear that same mask at the last party?”
“I don’t understand why we’re wearing masks. Everyone knows who everyone else is anyway.”
“This is just an event to flaunt money and self-importance.”
“Don’t go wandering off. It’s like a pack of ravenous wolves who will pick off whoever they deem a weak link.”
“Care for a dance?”
“This outfit is extremely uncomfortable.”
“Your mask matches your eyes.”
“Are those peacock feathers on their mask? Every time they turn they hit someone with them.”
“Let’s sneak out and get away from the crowd.”
“Do you know a place we can get away from all the noise?”
“It’s pretty obvious I don’t belong here.”
“High society isn’t really my thing.”
“Are there always this many snobs at events like this?”
“I can’t wait to get home and get out of this.”
“My mask itches.”
“If I guess your identity, you owe me a dance. Deal?”
“At least the food is worth the hassle of dressing up.”
“Are you here for business or pleasure?”
“Oh, I didn’t realize they handed out invitations to just anyone.”
“What a hideous mask.”
“Look, we match.”
“You looked like a server, my apologies.”
“I don’t know why I accepted the invitation.”
“These shoes pinch uncomfortably.”
“This whole affair is rather tacky, isn’t it?”
“Run away with me?”
“Help me escape them. They keep following me around.”
“Don’t think that this is some fairy-tale that will end in happily ever after.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t know how to dance.”
“This doesn’t count as a date.”
