The Cold Hoe

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[h4nifah]

I need to be touched so bad I could die but other than that I’m fine

[starlit-meadow]

[thenighttrain]

so i wander through these nights i prefer hiding in plain sight my fourth drink in my hand these desperate prayers of a cursed man spilling out to you for free but darling darling please you wouldn't take my word for it if you knew who was talking if you knew where i was walking to a house not a home all alone cause nobody's there where i pace in my pen and my friends found friends who care no one sees when you lose when you're playing solitaire

[showgirlcentralstation]

The Black Dog is a song that has the audacity to start with "I am someone who until recent events you shared your secrets with" and it only gets more fucked up from there

[icarusesdickarus]

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

[taylorswift]

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[kitagal-deactivated20260124]

next time someone asks me "how are you doing?" im just showing them this

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[greelin]

i just never want to see elon musk happy

[greelin]

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

[dandier-than-a-lion]

[totallyjustabunchofhocuspocus]

Boy if THAT ain't prophetic :-/

[mrhappyjavaman]

For those who are wondering, she says in the TikTok as I'm in Canada and can still access the app:

"And remember kids, it was Trump who started all of this. And if he comes back on the 19 of January, saying that he is making sure that tiktok is not getting banned, coming from a German, this is exactly what a certain painter from 1933 did back then to get the sympathy of the masses.

"I beg you, I beg YOU, to not sympathize with him. This is all a plan, this is all, the only thing that they didn't consider was all of you marching over to Rednote. It TikTok stays because of Trump, this app will be run over by Republican propaganda. Fascist propaganda, the same as it happened back in 1933 in Germany. Our version was burning books, their version is deleting every information that is not serving their worldview.

"Please don't let history repeat itself.

"Sincerely, A German"

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[guerrillatech]

[mxnrique]

i woulda survived the movie Carrie because i simply wouldn’t have bullied her.

[mxnrique]

me eating my prom meal while everybody is getting mass murdered because they couldn’t leave that poor girl alone

[cinderellaswaltz-deactivated202]

Ok, but the thing was she didn’t just kill people that bullied her, she murdered everyone at the prom. Remember what happened to that one teacher that was and helped her? So if you were at the prom you would have died.

[mxnrique]

no me and carrie see each other so she woulda let me live. rip to yall but i’m different

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

[inactivedoesntexist-deactivated]

1989tv’s job is beach