[elaine-caed]

I decided that I want to create series with Citadel races in clothes from concept arts. And I did it! I will definitely print postcards with these drawings (after this situation with You-Know-Who)

[anoia]

remember that time edi murdered the only other AI similar to herself and wore her skin as a trophy

[stealthboy]

Queen

[snizabelle]

picking the destroy ending and killing edi and the geth because garrus told you to come back alive

[incorrect-masseffect]

Anderson: So hey, I wanna set you up with my son.

Shepard: Oh, I’m engaged to Garrus.

Anderson: I thought you were gay.

Shepard: Then why would you want to set me up with your son?

Anderson: I don’t know.

[ravel-puzzlewell]

okay speaking about strip clubs, how is that most of the dancers are always asari and all other species think they are sexy, but act weirded out by humans despite humans looking 97% identical to asari? 

i mean we know how, bioware wanted to have a race of space babes with mind sex gimmick, but they are cowards and thought that if said babes don’t look as boringly human as possible, the players wouldn’t want to fuck them. but in-universe, how is that relationships with asari are completely normal for all other species, but Garrus had to watch an educational porno to figure out what to do with Shepard. counting how many turians are in the clubs staring at asari asses for hours on end, he should know what to do with an ass and a boob.

the only explanation is that asari use their mind magic shit to brainwash every other races into thinking they look like them. and not just like them, but as hot babes them, while in actuality they look completely different. asari anatomy doesn’t really matter for sex, because sex with asari is just them matrix-projecting hot vids directly into their partner’s brain while physically all that happens is they probe you with tentacles for DNA material

but Ravel, some of you might ask, what about times when you look at the pictures of asari and there’s no asari in the room to brainwash you? smart question, to answer this we need to remember H.P. Lovecraft. You know how in “Shadow over Innsmouth” he had like a society of fish people who worshipped sea god and would brainwash humans into sleeping with them and as a result another fish person is born? That’s asari, babes. Lovecraft caught the wavelengths, but bc he was a fucked up dude, he freaked out. 

You know what mega powerful deity that sleeps in the ocean but manages to fuck up ppl’s minds Lovecraft wrote about? Cthulhu. My thesis is that asari’s Goddess is real and it’s Cthulhu, and she lives in the ocean on their home planet passively rewriting every other races’ perceptions on the background to keep up their facade. 

also, bioware, hire me to spice up ur stale ass remake, asari planet was boring in me3, I don’t even remember what happened here, but I DO remember what happened on Tuchanka. So we will have a mission where Cthulhu raises up from the ocean to fistfight the Reaper, rough concept art presented below. 

[thrusticus]

[fairandfatalasfair]

#he didn’t go to salarian school for two whole years out of his extremely short lifespan to be MISTER warcrimes

[cultofthewyrm]

Commander Shepard Hero of the Galaxy. N7 Day by Eva Kosmos

[adrianne-mac-art]

cullen in dalish armor? heck yeah!

the idea just randomly appeared in my mind, but i have come up with a headcanon for this picture as well… let’s say it was a birthday gift from moirin, since she had known how much he liked her dalish attires ;u;

[denythem]

I couldn’t resist…

[snizabelle]

Shepard: What if we skipped right to the tie-breaker? We could test your reach and my flexibility ;)

Garrus: 

[cactuarkitty]

[ahshepard]

liaras character development between me1 and me2

[that-wildwolf]

[saltycatfish]

hey there just wanna say wow. i stumbled upon on your page and... thane love? and zaeed love (new to me but wow) and of course Samara love omg

haha, it’s been awhile since I’ve been into Mass Effect, but I’m glad you like! <3

have some Samara cuz i haven’t drawn her in awhile

[thorahathi-deactivated20170410]

I should have listened to Garrus 

[lesbianshepard]

if i were a Spectre and found a reaper artifact i simply would not become indoctrinated 

[littlebirdofprey]

ME1 side quests more like “hey Shepard I know you’re busy but apparently humanity’s entire military force is incompetent so we need you, specifically, to take care of this”

[big-ass-magnet]

Joker: Message coming in. 

Shepard: