Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Peeta: I don't want to forget
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
Law & Order Special Victims Unit: I'd Give You a Kidney
Caroline Forbes: I'm afraid of you
Klaus Mikaelson: He's your first love. I intend to be your last.
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
Cas: We share a profound bond
Captain Hook: You are my bean.
Emma Swan: Go eat your jello.
Tony Stark: Give yourself 12% of the credit
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Sherlock: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
Tyler Oakley: You're an idiot
Jace: I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then.