wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous

call me ash ketchum and i'll end you :)

[spielzeugkaiser]

Oh my god rockys job is beach-

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[wintersnails]

actually i do find it hilarious that Derek was all ‘i’m a real actual werewolf with experience of being a werewolf and i can give you advice about how to be a werewolf because i am a werewolf’ and Scott was like ‘sorry my completely human 16 year old best friend just took a double-dose of Adderall and went on an 8 hour wikipedia spree so i think he’s got me covered on the werewolf advice stuff :)’

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

wtf theres just a buncha fucking toilece in here

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[kingscythe]

guys do not mix apples with salami. you will get a stomach ache. fiber plus fat = agony please hear my warning

[theconfusedbritishspud]

I am here to clarify, the problem was not apples and salami, the problem was

4 whole apples

and salami

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[cad-comic]

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[raccootic]

I am not satisfied, if was much funnier in my head

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bootleg VHS copy of The Movie

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[chernozemm]

I think there's a great chance the existence of mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.

Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.

Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!

[theconfusedbritishspud]

@kingscythe

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Rocky: *tries to sneak back into the house early in the morning*

Adrian, turning around on a spinning chair to face the door: Rocky want tell Adrian where been all night question?

Rocky: Rocky…Rocky with Grace all night.

Grace, turning around on another spinning chair: Want to try again?

Rocky:

Rocky: Well 🎵🎶🎶.

[theconfusedbritishspud]

@kingscythe

[paintscythe]

ARTFIGHTS OVER YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

links and character profiles under the cut!

Take a Bow - Procea by Rebbe04

Flash of Feathers - Sam by noodleaves

Extrajudicial Punishment - Justus Tantalos by mayhembyaden

Welcome to Mayview - Pumpkin Patch & Kadence by Juno_Mushrooms

Drowning in Memoriam - Ghost by ssavaart

Let’s Hear It For Women In STEM - Julius & Eve by Coa_Isnt_Lucid

Path of Leashed Resistance - Scamton & Naja by MistaMishMash & Indrastructable (respectively)

Seal of Flight - Li by myhaly

Justus Tantalos pregame sketch - see above

[theconfusedbritishspud]

Like his art or i kill you

[strange-relics]

as Grace ages, his eyesight naturally gets worse and his glasses no longer help. when he offhandedly mentions his more-blurry-than-usual vision to Rocky one day, Rocky first freaks out, and then, after Grace patiently explains why human eyesight gets worse the longer a person lives, Rocky immediately consults the laptop Grace gave him. he studies the shape of various lenses, he consults images of frames, and he shares the problem with Adrian. he becomes mildly obsessed with glasses and wonders again at the oddity of the human body and the need for eyesight at all.

but after a few days, Rocky knocks on Grace’s door and behind him is a container nearly overflowing with the hundreds of glasses he’s made. there is every style Grace could possibly think of, and a few of Rocky’s own designs, all with clear xenonite lenses. what follows is hours of trying on frames and finding the most accurate lenses and joyful shenanigans, and Grace fondly thinks of the day they were trying to find a good voice for Rocky.

in the end Grace chooses one of Rocky’s designs. what else was he going to pick?

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[lemonsweet]

Omg..

[lemonsweet]

Even better

[kingscythe]

@theconfusedbritishspud

[duckwrapping]

Forgot about this thing I made.

I was scrolling through Pinterest and found my own art with my old and lost account. This is still as silly as it was back then. I'm gonna search a little bit for my old Spideypool art.

[theconfusedbritishspud]

@kingscythe

[duckwrapping]

Forgot about this thing I made.

I was scrolling through Pinterest and found my own art with my old and lost account. This is still as silly as it was back then. I'm gonna search a little bit for my old Spideypool art.